Do all humans have no shame!
Chapter 150
Although the fantasy species disappeared from the continent for ten thousand years, the traces they left behind on the continent cannot be erased.
Whether it's relics, skeletons, or related research books and reports, there has never been an end to the number of people who have tried in various ways to recreate the appearance, habits, and characteristics of their fantasies, and even generated countless works of literature in this way.
No living human has ever seen a dragon, but in both history and literature, the words associated with the species "dragon" are often "evil", "greed", "evil", "greed", "destruction", "horror" and so on.
People are in awe of their power and at the same time fear their might.
Though many humans do not want to believe that Shi An is a dragon, there is a crisis and fear that grows behind this information.
What if it's true?
What will such a powerful and terrifying creature do when it returns to the continent after 10,000 years of absence?
...... Will it hurt us?
The snap from a while back has been rehashed once again.
But since it was so far away, we could only see a vague outline.
What do legendary dragons really look like? No one can answer that.
Until today.
"Huh? This isn't quite what I expected from ......?"
"This can't be a fake map created by data simulation, can it?"
"If you can't use your eyes you can donate them to the needy thank you, look at the certification, it's a Real Administration Combat Section account okay?"
"So it's really, like, a dragon?"
One of them slowly sent to:
"...Is there something wrong with me there? Why does it feel like there's being cute?"
In the nine-panel grid labeled [Dragon Portrait], the silver-white Little dragon lies in a pile of treasures, its metallic smooth scales reflecting brilliant golden light, its thin wings slightly spread, and its delicate bones visible between the delicate film.
The dynamics of the photo are captured well, sealing an extremely vivid moment into a wordless image.
Little Silver Dragon's paws are tucked under his round belly, and he looks up at the camera, his golden pupils round and glittering amongst the treasure, like burning fire or bright rubies.
It's simply not the same picture as the existing magical creatures on the entire continent right now.
"Does the legendary sky-destroying dragon actually look like this? I can't believe it ......"
"Where's the promised evil horror and bloodlust??"
"Help, help, why are my maternal instincts stirring, is there some lost magic here?"
"I wasn't too receptive to it, but after a few looks ...... felt like I was a little less than right, and well, now I've started googling for dragon figurines."
"So what, are there any other pictures please? It's not that we don't believe dragons really look like this, but we'd like to open our eyes again ......"
After sleeping contentedly for three days, Shi An awoke, shaking his wings in the pile of treasure, contentedly.
He turned on his cell phone - and then cracked it just the same.
It's not right, is it?
There must be something wrong with it, right?
What about the promise to show the dragon's valor? What about the promised intimidation of mankind to the might of the dragon?
This was going to be nothing like he thought it would be!
Since Shi An was too lazy to walk, he had completely adapted to his current form which was relatively small and able to be held at all times. While taking pictures he thought about changing back to his original form, but Wen Yao blew his rainbow farts for five minutes for every picture, and in the end it blew him off his head and made him so light and fluffy that he actually forgot about it straight away... ...
What a way to cause all the pictures taken to be in a juvenile state!
This! No, no, no, no, no! Okay!
Shi An's head hurt from the anger.
His original form was so powerful and overbearing, why are these humans praising him for being "cute"?
It's insulting!
He scrolled down and finally found a message that sang the opposite.
"I see, it's true that humans are all visual creatures, what's gotten into your heads? Do I need to cite examples of how horrible and vicious magical creatures are? Powerful fantasy species are simply uncontrollable, especially the legendary ferocious dragon! It's a threat to the entire human race, okay?"
Powerful and ferocious!
This man is so boastful!
Shi An smiled and curled her eyes as she clicked on the comment below.
"There's no need to be so persecuted and paranoid, what good does it do you to have the threat of the Fae on your lips every day? Not only have I never seen the dragon do anything to harm humans, I've seen him save the Administration from a demonic siege, what about you? What else do you do but play the keyboard?"
"+1, and after the video of the evacuated areas came out a while back, soon after those areas were reopened weren't they? Guess there's a good chance the dragon did it. [Link]"
"Back from finishing the post above, where can I claim such a cute and helpful dragon please?"
"Ahhhhhhh how come there are only nine pictures? Totally not enough sucking ah!"
"I advise Administration not to be ungrateful and hurry up to give me the Dragon's peripheral and photo album!"
"Aaaaaaahhhh to wait for a plush hand puppet than a plush hand puppet! Please!"
Shi An: "......"
The "D" is the name of the organization that is the most important of all the organizations.
It's going in a different direction than I thought!
At that moment, Wen Yao called, but before Shi An could question him, the other party spoke up with gusto, "Shi An! There's good news! The response to the photo shoot I did for you earlier was so good that I want to continue-"
"No!"
Shi An categorically refused, saying in exasperation, "The picture you took of me doesn't show the dragon's valor at all! Not at all! My height and majesty and handsomeness don't show anything, and I'll never--"
Wen Yao: "It pays."
Shi An: "......"
Shi An : "Tell me about it?"
It turned out that Administration's PR department had discovered a new source of income in recent days, and in order to solve Administration's current shortage of funds, they wanted to borrow Wen Yao to contact Shi An and cooperate with him.
"At the end of the day, the actual revenue is split 50/50 between the Administration and you." Wen Yao added.
Shi An thought for a moment, "I don't want money."
Wen Yao was shocked, "!"
Only to hear the other man add, "Just let me raid your vault one more time."
Wen Yao: "......"
No shame in you!
She said without changing her face:
"I'll ask the Acting Director for permission, but trust me, he'll agree."
It was Administration's private repository since its inception, and it was full of gray income generated from the various tasks it had performed over time, mainly to keep Administration running in difficult times.
And right now is the hard time.
After all, there was not a small amount of conflict between the Administration and the top brass from all over the world, and in order to be able to repair the rift between them and the Dragon, as well as to move on from the position of Acting Director, the other party would definitely not turn down such a request.
--especially with her intervention.
After stripping Administration of its underpants and becoming its biggest debtor in a century, Shi An finally cooperated with a new round of photo shoots with great satisfaction.
However, at his strong request, a picture of the gargoyle proper was added at the end of this new set of portraits.
Huge silver-white dragon bathed in the morning light, sharp hard scales flashed with brilliant dazzling light, powerful fantasy species of oppression unreservedly poured down, the pair of red-golden vertical pupil burning endless blazing flames, that kind of pure and primitive violent beauty as if the blade of the general, almost able to penetrate the screen.
Powerful and elegant, cruel and evil.
Wen Yao was worried that this would jeopardize the public opinion she has been trying to create, but to her surprise, the stark contrast between horror and cuteness has doubled as an incentive for humans to be passionate.
After all, all creatures are moo-strong by nature, especially when many of the students Shi An had once known at the Ability Academy began to speak out.
There are housemates, former squad mates and fellow classmates.
In their accounts, Shi An herself is strong and sweet, and has saved their lives more than once.
By the end of the day, it wasn't just the Ability Academy students who were vocal.
The power department students who had participated in the Avon Academy's exchange meeting came from almost every famous institution in the continent, and they had jumped out to prove that the reason why they had managed to escape from that icy hell in the first place was all thanks to Shi An's help.
Even some members of the Administration took the opportunity to mingle.
A certain "ascetic research handsome" spoke:
"Hahahahahaha can't believe it, I've touched a dragon! It's icy cold, but not exactly hard, instead it has a pliable feeling and feels superb in my hand! Hahahahahahaha I'm sure none of you have ever touched one hehehehehehehe!"
He drew a big wave of fire due to the excessive ugliness of his braggadocio.
Many people wish from the bottom of their hearts that a certain silver-haired man could make this unknown netizen feel the malice of the world.
*
Recently, Mu Hang noticed that something was not quite right.
There were quite a few more unknown people in the vicinity of the Mu family's old mansion, and although all of them were blocked by the automatic defense system outside the mansion, their sneaky images were clearly captured - for some unknown reason, all of them wore a lot of shiny jewelry on their bodies, and they kept displaying them with exaggerated movements.
Moreover, when he went out with Shi An, there were always all sorts of sightings coming from all directions and accompanied by the sound of cameras clicking.
That's not what's worse.
During the execution of a certain bounty mission, the person who posted the bounty mission looked at Mu Hang expectantly and asked cautiously, "That, please, can I take a picture with the dragon? I'm willing to pay double the reward!"
Mu Hang: "......"
He slowly narrowed a pair of cold, azure-colored eyes, the look at the bottom of his eyes dark and deep.
--It's not the first time.
Even now there are bounties for tons of treasures on the quest bar just to touch the legendary dragon.
Of course, the mission was later forced to be withdrawn due to the intervention and coercion of some unknown force.
But ......
It still felt like something wasn't quite right.
So, full of doubts, Mu Hang tried to search the Internet.
"......"
The man's fingertips slid across the screen with increasing speed.
A pair of dark blue eyes that were hard to distinguish between joy and anger reflected the light and shadows that flew by, and his face became more and more difficult to see.
Finally--
"Click."
A crisp crack sounded, due to the excessive force, the screen appeared several cobweb-like fine lines, densely spreading outward, white fingertips show Mu Hang's current unsettled state of mind.
*
Wen Yao: "Achoo!"
She rubbed her nose and craned her head to look behind her in confusion.
Strange, there was obviously no wind either, so why was it suddenly a bit cold?
*
When Mu Hang returned, Shi An was sprawled out on the soft amber bed, intently playing a game.
Shadows loomed down with the approaching body of the footsteps.
"Right away."
Shi An's eyes were fixed on the screen, perfunctorily.
The human's low, magnetic voice rang out from overhead, "Baby, have you been paying attention to what's going on on the human internet lately?"
Shi An's fingers twitched.
The villain on the screen jumped in the wrong step.
"Boom!"
There was an explosion and a bright red GAME OVER surfaced.
"No, no eh." Shi An's vision drifted a bit.
Human warm burning body heat loomed, followed by a soft kiss that landed on the top of the teen's hair, "Would you like to see it?"
Shi An: "......"
Not really.
Mu Hang slowly and methodically pulls out his cell phone with the shattered screen, the contents of which are still on it from the second before it was crushed.
Shi An glanced toward the cell phone screen.
It was a colorful, well-written, dragon-focused ......
Little yellow literature.
Only after reading a few lines, Shi An's face heated up a little, "This ...... this this ......"
Don't humans have any shame!
Why would you post something like that on the internet!
Mu Hang's eyes were deep and dark, he leaned down and wrapped his arms around the teenager's thin waist, licking on the other party's cold and soft earlobe, his voice suppressed a little bit of sullen and dangerous meaning:
"Maybe we should practice."
Published at: 07/23/2024 03:00