Chapter 27: News Feed
After Bai Ye suggested the title of the song, Qi Xingchen's first thought was, "I'm going to sing Boys' Part, I can't marry anyone!"
Bai Ye: "Boys Part has a rap, can you?"
"...... Oh," Qi Xingchen resigned, "I'll just sing Girl Part then."
With just a few words, the two of them split their parts, Qi Xingchen was forced to find an accompanist, and Bai Ye, who had changed into private clothes, returned to the stage.
All the guests thought that the lion dance session was over and done with, after all, there is nothing better or more interesting to watch than a lion dance.
Until two big dudes came up with a microphone.
One was the officiant of the wedding, dressed in a beige suit, with short hair lying obediently on her forehead, a small chin, and bright, innocent single eyelids.
One is a strange handsome man who has never seen, Liu Hai combed back to reveal a clean forehead, black shirt sleeves pulled up to the small arm, skin color cold white expression indifference, exudes a strong aura and attack force.
"Who's that young man in the black shirt? Why does he look so familiar."
"It looks familiar to me too, like I've been on some show."
"Eh, wasn't he in the Spring Festival?"
"I remember, it was on the spring show, called ......"
The uncles, aunts, and grandparents at the guest table immediately discussed it, while the bride, who was halfway through her toast, was stunned in place.
--You got that right?
--Is that Bai Ye?
- - Was it the light that had silently guided itself for so long?
When she heard that Bai Ye was coming to the village to record a program, she only went to Zeng's house once to sneak a peek because she was in a hurry to prepare for the wedding, and because the man's parents kept picking at her.
Unfortunately, Bai Ye wasn't there that time, so I never got the chance after that.
I never thought that today, he would come to her wedding like a god.
Bai Ye's eyes swept around the room, then landed on the bride, "Hello everyone, I'm Bai Ye, and today is my fan's wedding. Today is my fan's wedding, and I'd like to give her a song."
The upbeat and sweet intro starts, Bai Ye raises the mike, and the beautiful notes jump out: "Spring flowers blossom and take away the winter's sadness, and the breeze brings in the romantic scent, and every love song is suddenly full of meaning, and I'm suddenly seeing you right now."
Qi Xingchen's part followed. The guests had never heard him sing before, but once he opened his mouth, he was quite good. His singing skills were average, but his pitch was on point and his tone was clear, refreshing everyone's perception of him as an actor.
This is one of the most common songs for weddings and KTVs, and it's not difficult. Bai Ye is professional, needless to say, and Qi Xingchen's interpretation is equally spot-on.
Guests couldn't help but beat and sway to the two big dudes.
Some aunty with a slick cell phone came back from a search online and owled, "OMG, this young guy in the black shirt is a big star!"
Widow Sun's family invited guests are some mothers-in-law, the man feels ashamed to come to the countryside to host a banquet, but also only invited a few of the closest aunts and uncles, the seat is almost no total Internet young people.
Hearing that this is a big star, the aunts have taken out their cell phones, "All head down to make room for me, I want to take a small video to send to my friends!"
The start-up beeps of Racer, Shake, and other small video apps went off one after the other, and the guests' blacked-out cameras were aimed at the stage.
It just so happened that they were singing the chorus and the two of them were so emotionally engrossed in it that they turned sideways to look at each other in unison:
"Yesterday was too late, tomorrow will be a pity."
"Will you marry me today."
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At the end of the song, Bai Ye said "Happy Wedding" to the bride in person.
The bride couldn't hold it together then, she laughed and cried and calmed down long enough to say excitedly, "Thank you, thank you so much, if this is a dream don't wake up, I'm so happy!"
Qi Xingchen can't help but be a little touched by the fact that he's a stargazer, and he understands how happy the bride is.
At that moment a short, fat woman walked past them, Qi Xingchen suddenly remembered something and grabbed her, "Auntie, do you remember what you said yesterday?"
"Huh?" The man's mother's eyes rolled, "What did I say yesterday?"
"Give me double the money for hosting at my worth."
I have to say, the lad looks young and hosts quite well.
Besides, ordinary emcees can only sing a couple of songs, and no one knows how to do a lion dance. In the end, the top stars to get out to sing together also let her double face, a lot of sisters have praised her wedding organized decent, more than the big city scenery miles!
But the double price was grossly over budget, and she really didn't want to pay it, resisting, "Aren't you invited by your in-laws' mother, ask her for money!"
"Oh?" Qi Xingchen raised her eyebrows, "If you don't give it, I'll tell everyone here right now that your family doesn't pay the officiant for your wedding. I'll see if it's you or Aunt Sun who's disgraced."
After all, her family was marrying a daughter-in-law, and biting the bullet, the man's mother finally relented and paid out of her pocket.
Qi Xingchen gets the money, stuffs it into her prepared red envelope and walks back to the bride.
Bai Ye has disappeared, the bride is still sobbing, Qi Xingchen soothes her softly: "Don't cry."
"Well ...... Well, thank, thank you."
"No thanks," Qi Xingchen pulled out the money that had just arrived, "We didn't know that we would catch you getting married when we came here, and we didn't prepare anything, so you can accept this red packet."
The bride froze, "How can that be? You took the time to save the day for me, and I haven't had a chance to thank you properly."
"No, it's not from me," Qi Xingchen smiled, pointing in the direction Bai Ye had disappeared, "It's him."
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After a wedding attended with laughter and tears, the guests were overwhelmed and after doing their part of the day's tasks, they discussed them as they walked back.
Both young girls say they want to get married, and Luo Qiuman, as a man who has been there before, can see that Zhang Yunfei is interested in Tao Tao, and secretly and explicitly suggests that Tao Tao give it a try.
"No way," Tao Tao pouted, "In my heart Brother Yunfei is a good big brother, he'll find a gentler girlfriend."
Luo Qiuman has no intention of mentioning it. When I returned to Zeng's house, I sat under the grapevine to cool off and swipe my cell phone.
Then, as if she saw something, she marveled, "Xingchen, come here, I'll ask you a question."
"Say it." Qi Xingchen trotted along.
"What does CP mean?"
"It's an abbreviation for Coupling, pairing. It's used more in the rice circle, so if a fan is very cute with any two people, they can pair them up as a CP on their own."
"Oh ......" Luo Qiuman wondered, "Can those two boys be paired up?"
"Of course," Qi Xingchen pondered for a moment, weighing his words, "Nowadays, society is open and love is free, both same-sex and opposite-sex can fall in love. If fans feel that the two boys have a sense of CP, then let's pair them up."
Luo Qiuman was silent for a long time.
"That ......" She said, "What does CP last night mean?"
Last night's stars?
Never heard of this CP name before?
Qi Xingchen, who thinks he has good logic, starts with Luo Qiuman's starting point:
First of all, now that we are in the middle of recording, Qiuman-san's concern must be the public opinion about "Poor Traveler".
So this CP pair must have come from the six guests, last night, there was a night with stars ......
Qi Xingchen's brain was "buzzing".
...... If it isn't him and Bai Ye!
Thinking about the day before yesterday when I swiped the microblogging, the comment section has already appeared □□ comments, but at that time, the CP name is "night star", how suddenly become "last night star"?
Qi Xingchen didn't know how to face Luo Qiuman's shocked face, ran back to his room with his tail between his legs, and opened the topic list.
As expected, the small video of him singing with Bai Ye in the # Bai Ye # Super Talk, which often dominates one of the topic lists, dominated the whole screen, and all kinds of remarks were all over the place.
Especially the part where they stare at each other, which was edited by "enthusiastic netizens" into the best version, Qi Xingchen opened it and watched it again.
...... Not to mention, he would have found the interaction off-putting if he hadn't known they were getting into the mood to get that glance.
The comment section below has fallen:
Who says I'm an □□□, kswlkswl, have you ever seen such a sweet □□□?
【Before I opened it, I: Meh, die without CP; after I opened it, I: really fragrant (manual dog head)】)
[Mom ah I'm going to die of sweetness, I unilaterally announce that this is Nightstar's wedding!
I agree with you upstairs, but the name "Night Star" is too common, how about "Last Night's Star", last night's star, last night's wind?
[Crap, the sisters are talented! All right, let's all come in and watch last night's famous scene!
Qi Xingchen's scalp is numb, and he's hoping that Bai Ye's only fan will hurry over to comment on it.
However, this time, the number of CP fans increased a bit too much, and not only did the only fans not control off, but also made Qi Xingchen's homepage more and more lively, and the fans went up a little bit.
Before the show, he didn't want to draw blood as a "Bai Ye fan", but now he doesn't want to rub off on CP.
He thinks for a moment and edits the tweet:
-- Qi Xingchen: I came here to record a program and happened to see a fan of Brother Night getting married, so I chose a blessing song on the spur of the moment. I wish the two new couples happiness forever and grow old together.
After typing, he hesitated to @ Bai Ye, but on second thought, @ would look too deliberate, and it would be easier to say nothing.
After getting this done, he knew that a large wave of black people were already on their way to rush over and curse, locking his phone and crouching in a corner by himself to shut himself up.
Half an hour later, Luo Qiuman pushes the door into the house: "Oh, Xingchen, why don't you turn on the light? You're growing mushrooms."
"No, I was thinking about life."
"What are you thinking about life? You want to get married too? Come on, you're on TV."
"...... Huh?" Qi Xingchen reacted, "My program is on TV? Isn't Poor Traveler still on the air?"
Poor Traveler is exclusively produced and broadcast by McMansion, the copyright has not been sold to any TV station, even if you watch it, you can only watch it on McMansion TV, it's impossible to get it on TV.
"It's not just any show you're on," Luo Qiuman smiled mysteriously, "Come on Xingchen, this time it's going to be awesome!"
At Luo Qiuman's beckoning, Qi Xingchen is forced to roll out of bed and shuffle out of the bedroom.
In the living room, Lao Zeng's family and the guests were sitting on the sofa staring at the TV, watching with great interest.
The "program" that Luo Qiuman refers to is broadcast by many stations, with a serious and dignified announcer - the daily 7 o'clock news broadcast!
The news footage shows him flat on his back on the ground on the streets of Denmark, his umbrella flipping up and down with his toe movements.
Being two minutes late, the broadcast was nearing its end, with only a short summary from the host:
"Recently, a video has been widely circulated on foreign social networking sites. The video shows a young man performing our traditional acrobatics such as parachute topping and bowl tossing on the streets of Odense, which has been unanimously praised by foreign friends and expatriates, and serves the purpose of cultural dissemination and exchange. It is reported ......"
Published at: 06/21/2024 08:00