Mountain Ghosts, Idle Days, and the Science of Immortality.

In Shi Yushan, a group of grave robbers mistakenly touched the seal, causing a thousand year old mountain ghost to come out, and anyone who entered Shi Yushan had no return, without exception.

The Black Jiao wanted to catch the mountain ghost and loot its elixir, while the White Shark wanted to save his classmates. So one of them pretended to be a scholar and the other one pretended to be a swordsman, pretended to be passing by Shi Yushan and were captured, and both of them were thrown into the same heavenly pit, and spent three days and three nights together, so they have formed a strange bond of friendship.

Seeing this, Yan Jinhua recalled his own unpleasant experience of pursuing the article.

When they were in the prison, the black scaly man took the name of Ming Night, often playing bad tricks, intentionally provoking the serious and gentle Duan Shujue, the author also spent ink, describing the name "Ming Night" of the scholar's first-class appearance, beautiful posture, the readers at the bottom of the spirit, while cursing the female disguised as a man is really a clichéd old story, at the same time, like obsessive pursuit of the text, waiting for the author to take off the "Ming Night" girl vest, so that he became the first person in the male harem. The readers at the bottom were all pumped up, cursing the old cliché of a woman in male disguise, while at the same time chasing the text with great enthusiasm, waiting with eager anticipation for the author to strip off the vest of the girl "Mingyi" and make him the first person in the harem of the main male character.

A couple of chapters later, the author managed to get "Bright Nights" off the horse, proving to himself that it's a real man with two ding-dongs, which is at least one more than the readers here.

The comment section went half crazy when the update came out.

The threat of abandonment from readers forced the author to change the text.

Black Jiao's ding dong had grown out, and even if they purified him, readers couldn't erase the memory of the man being a male from their minds, so the author had to cut Shi Yushan's plotline because people had said they didn't want the plot to continue and see the protagonist turn into a faggot.

The author weakly stated in the comments section that Mountain Ghosts is actually a good story, don't people want to read it.

In addition to individuals who think it does not matter, most people have said, do not want to see, roll. I paid money to come to see Duan Shujue day day day, you do not give the old man hydrology.

Thus, the Shi Yushan line was cut in the middle and skimmed over, and the Black Jiao and White Shark fought for the first time, because they didn't take the young and "pedantic" Taoists seriously, the Black Jiao was defeated, and the White Shark saved all the people of the Immortal Sect, and has been powerful in the world ever since.

But readers still find it off-putting.

Yan Jinhua asked in the comments section: the author, the mountain ghost of a thousand years Dan Jing, do not want it? If not, the mountain ghosts into the harem also OJ-BK ah.

The author replies: This is not what Duan Shujue should want.

Yan Jinhua was almost smoked by this top wind floating ten miles of white lotus breath, angry and hard to calm down, and even hit several bad reviews, saying that this protagonist into this virtue, why not just go to the house, or his two unattractive ornaments chopped, into the palace as a eunuch to go.

Since then, the author has not responded in the comments section.

However, the cutting of the Shi Yushan line directly led to a major disruption in the pacing of the next lines of Sailor Moon Immortal, but that's already an afterthought, so I'll put it off for now.

The other side.

In between Chi Xiaochi's sword practice breaks, 061 also takes Chi Xiaochi through the story.

It seems that Yan Jinhua's resentment towards this episode is not small, so in his last life, not only did he hold the sword in the stone, bravely broke into Shi Yushan, and rescued all the imprisoned members of the same family, but also adhered to the righteousness, killed the mountain ghosts, brought back the corpse, and the dan fire was not extinguished, and refined it for forty-nine days, and only then did he refine a crimson heart stone.

At that time, Duan Shujue was absorbed by the Sword in the Stone, but he did not realize it, he was concentrating on practicing the sword in the Fisherman's Pool, and he did not know anything about the outside world, he did not even know that he was destined to have such a destiny.

Chi Xiaochi commented on Yan Jinhua: "What a good man who has accomplished great things but not small things."

061 shook his head, "Kind of a tough guy, in a way." Not just anyone could pull off stealing someone's life without a burden, after all.

061 added, "If he focuses on the righteous path, with his second elder brother's status, even if he doesn't rub up against Duan Shujue, he can still get the chi, right?"

"Come on. You don't want to put a high hat on him." Chi Xiaochi said, "Expecting someone like that to learn? A rectum to the brain, he learns as much as he can."

061 for Chi Xiaochi This mouth lost its smile, covering the volume and asked, "What are you going to do now?"

Chi Xiaochi said, "Sword practice."

Doing what he wanted to do for Duan Shujue was one of his main guiding principles for this service project.

Duan Shujue's personal interests are not much, except for practicing swordsmanship and making friends.

...... Now perhaps there is an additional snake farming.

For a protagonist, perhaps it's actually too tedious.

But this is the life that Duan Shujue has loved, so it's his responsibility to help him build a good foundation.

Chi Xiaochi picked up the Sword in the Stone.

Bright blue green world, the young man in the water dancing sword, surrounded by fog, a little a style, light and free, like a holy hand of painting wilfully waved on the ink drawings.

"...... is wrong."

Soon, however, there was a sound of pointing not far from his side.

Wen Yujing burning incense lying high, holding a book in one hand, the hair band with the green silk scattered together in the wooden chair, the end is a world of loose immortal style.

He stared at the pages and said, "Fang Cai Between the eighth and ninth stances, there should be a change of air."

Chi Xiaochi withdrew his sword stance, held his sword in his back hand, and bowed slightly in salute, "Master. The sword manual handed down by my ancestors is very detailed, but there is no mention that there should be a qi exchange here."

Wen Yujing turned over a page of the book and said, "Then the sword manual is wrong. If you don't believe me, just compare it a few times."

061 also came to the world of immortal cultivation before, he found that the so-called immortal cultivation, is nothing more than cultivation of the body to raise the "gas", gas to raise the god, the god to raise the body, the trinity, the balance of the flow, the gas into the force, the force is strong, and can evolve into the spiritual power, spiritual power, you can fly to the sky to escape the earth, omnipotent.

To put it bluntly, what Jin Dan, Yuan Ying, Transformation of God, and Ascension are all manifestations of refining qi to a certain degree.

For ordinary people, the so-called "qi" is so mysterious that one needs to cultivate it for decades or even centuries to obtain it.

For systems that are good at calculations, once they master the operation and arrangement of "qi", it is a collection of 0 and 1 calculations.

To put it bluntly, science can advance the cause of immortality significantly.

Fang Cai He just used scientific algorithms to calculate and inform Chi Xiaochi of the most suitable cultivation method.

Chi Xiaochi looked at him for a moment without making a sound.

He thought of one summer vacation long ago when he took a big math problem to Lou Ying downstairs from him.

Lou Ying was working on a set of physics papers on his watch and was halfway through the last problem of the finale when Chi Xiaochi came to the door.

He gave simple instructions on how to do the math, and Chi Xiaochi worked it out and came up with an answer.

However the standard answer given after the summer homework was the opposite of what he had figured out.

He said, "Huh, wrong."

Lou Ying didn't look at the answer, pulled his sketchbook paper and looked at it for a few seconds, then pushed it back, "Your answer is fine. The book is wrong."

Chi Xiaochi: "...... huh?"

Lou Ying has always treated everyone with humility and courtesy, except when it comes to his area of expertise, where he has a unique yet gentle sense of power: "Either it was a misprint or a miscalculation. Anyway, it's not your fault."

Chi Xiaochi flipped through it, and sure enough this whole page of answers was misprinted.

He looked at Lou Ying with light in his eyes, "Lou, you're amazing."

Lou Ying smiled, gladly accepting the compliment, proofreading the arithmetic process on the draft paper under his pen, filling in the answers to the paper, turning off the timer with more than 40 seconds left, and turning to ask Chi Xiaochi, "Playing games?"

Chi Xiaochi turned his back and saw Wen Yujing in front of his eyes as he read the book.

Doing his best to erase that image from the one in his mind, he took off his shoes and leapt into the water.

The sharks are good at harnessing water, treading water, not wet socks. And the shark sword law, only in the spring water next to practice, only with half the effort.

He pulled his sword into a beautiful sword flower and placed it flat on his palm, exactly the starting position of the eighth stance.

Wen Yujing, who was on the shore with a scroll in his hand, got up and took a few slow steps as Chi Xiaochi's back was turned to him, arranging Chi Xiaochi's shoes, which had been taken off at the edge of the lake.

Since joining Wen Yujing, Chi Xiaochi's daily routine has consisted of practicing with his sword and raising his cat.

As time passes, he gradually gets to know Wen Yujing's habits.

Much like the modern Ragdoll cat, he is elegant, easy-going and gentle, never lets Chi Xiaochi out of his sight, likes to watch from the shadows, is lazy and sleepy, and loves his bamboo recliner so much he can't wait to carry it on his back along with his sword.

After turning back into a cat body, he is extraordinarily clingy, likes to be hugged, especially likes to be touched on the spine, touching the comfortable will also reveal the belly, without the frame of the master.

Chi Xiaochi had once suspected that he had run off to the Sword Club just to find a smooth itch to scratch.

As a result, he reaped the benefits of Duan Shujue, and not only did he find himself a lovable pooper scooper, but he also got to smoke fish on the way, killing two birds with one stone.

Before Chi Xiaochi got his hands on a cat for the first time, he said, "Master, this is too much of an overreach."

Wen Yujing crouched over him, his tail sweeping around comfortably, not at all afraid of being offended.

Chi Xiaochi has been instructed to jerk the cat.

A soft little mass with a first class jerking feel and an aftermarket guarantee, so you don't have to worry about being bitten at all.

But as a fish, Chi Xiaochi can't fully enjoy the joy of jerking off a cat, and always feels like he'll get sucked back in if he's not careful.

This master of his was also apparently very pleased with his new disciple, and he had to drag him to sleep with him every day before he could do so.

Chi Xiaochi felt that this was not a normal and healthy master-disciple relationship, so one day after putting her master to sleep, she went back to the lake by herself, transformed into a fish tail, and flopped down on a rock, wanting to be a peaceful and quiet mermaid.

As a result, when he woke up in the middle of the night, he found his master lying sound asleep on his fish's tail, with all four paws holding a wide fish scale, which was rightly used as bedding.

Chi Xiaochi was instantly sleepless.

Chi Xiaochi, who can't sleep, chatters with 061 about whether Wen Yujing is using him as a disciple, a cuddler, or a reserve.

061 said, "He just likes you a lot."

Chi Xiaochi said, "I know. I also love hairy crabs, especially the yellow, fat and meaty kind."

061 couldn't help himself, "It should be either way."

Chi Xiaochi: "What does 'either' mean?"

061 said, "It means treating you like you're all there is."

Chi Xiaochi: "......"

He braced his hands on the rock and looked at the kitten sleeping peacefully hidden under his scales, thinking of the dog meat he always joked about braising.

061 said, "There's still a bit of time before dawn, so sleep a little more."

Chi Xiaochi: "Can't sleep."

061 said, "What about a movie?"

Chi Xiaochi: "Look."

So, 061 chose a huge jade screen rock on the other side of the lake as a projection screen, and put on an open-air movie under the moonlight. The movie was a foreign marine documentary without subtitles, and 061 would synchronize the translation of one sentence when the person on the screen read it out, and in a short time, Chi Xiaochi fell asleep on the rock.

061 turned off the movie and said a soft goodnight.

The kitten in his arms opened his eyes and looked tenderly at his beloved for a few moments before going back to sleep.

A breeze blew across the center of the lake, brushing and rattling the green-tinted sycamore leaves.

Aside from the occasional annoyance, the master and disciple got along quite well.

It wasn't until three months later that Chiyunzi came to his door and detailed Shi Yushan's strange story.

He has to guard the Jingxu Peak, so he needs to have a capable disciple to go on a journey to check the situation, the young generation, the red cloud son counted and found that there is only one Duan Shujue is still suitable.

Chi Xiaochi agreed on behalf of Duan Shujue and went through the Shark Immortal Monarch again in private.

In Sailor Immortal, for very earthly real reasons, the story of the mountain ghosts is not developed in detail, so neither Yan Jinhua nor Chi Xiaochi can open the God's perspective.

The only information they knew was that the mountain ghost was of female gender and had lived for at least a thousand years, other than that, the character and birth average were not mentioned.

During the serialization period, many readers also speculated that Duan Shujue had left her alive in the first place, whether he wanted to collect a postal order and take her as his harem.

Later in the update, the author has the mountain ghost make a cameo appearance to give Duan Shujue her freshly brewed wine, making a point of writing that she's plain looking and only barely clean-cut, except for a pair of eyes like a lake that pulls up some of the overall score.

Now, readers think the author is intentionally punching them in the face, and they're up in arms again in the comments section.

Shortly afterward, the author eclipsed the text and threw it down for good.

Chi Xiaochi is curious to know what this mountain ghost, which exists in the author's imagination, really looks like.

But Yan Jinhua is more expected than Chi Xiaochi.

Of course he couldn't have fallen straight into Shi Yushan while on a mission with the other brothers and sisters as written in the book, that would have been too pissy, so he lied about not feeling well and dodged that mission, and Prime waited for the second batch of Jingxu Peak people to also fold in Shi Yushan, and as soon as he heard that Chiyunzi had gone to Hui Shou Peak, he immediately posted up on the door with a baba.

The plan had changed, and it was time to change his strategy.

Mountain ghost is indeed a piece of fat meat, he Duan Shujue is a gentleman, a saint, can not bear to kill, he can always go up to rub a wave.

Even if he was not strong enough to kill the mountain ghost, as a thousand year old demon, she always had some treasures around her.

Red Cloud Zi couldn't help but be surprised when he heard his always lazy second disciple make such a request, "What's the point of you going?"

Yan Jinhua is a good person, not to say what to save the same door, the world of justice and other nonsense, said: "back to the master, after all, I have been with Duan ShiDi day and night for a period of time, long time not see DuanShiDi, the heart is really miss, and now accompanied by the travel, it is the right time, I here to refine some medicinal pills, is not precious, but it is also a piece of mind, I hope that the master to be satisfied! ."

This is said to be sincere and into the feelings into the reason, this stubborn two disciples and rare self-request out of the task, the red cloud Zi thought for a moment, but also agreed, only three orders, can never be fierce and strong, everything must listen to Wen Yujing.

Hearing the name, Yan Jinhua almost vomited blood, "...... Wen ...... Little Master is going too?"

Red Cloud Zi said, "He favors his new disciple and was afraid that something would happen to him, which is why he said he would tag along."

Wen Yujing took away Duan Shujue and picked up his precious pearl, which led Yan Jinhua to have no good feelings towards him.

In private, the system whispered to Yan Jinhua, "Host, Duan Shujue is now his disciple, and it's already nailed down, but the precious pearl must be returned."

Yan Jinhua, without being reminded by the system, had already had this intention.

Even if Wen Yujing will treasure pearl hidden, he will try to claim back, the big deal is to lie that there are witnesses, not afraid of his denial.

But even with a face as impenetrable as Yan Jinhua's, it would never have occurred to him that Wen Yujing would have set the pearl of the fixed sea directly into the hilt of Duan Shujue's sword in the stone after plating it with silver.

Yan Jinhua : ...... Fuck me.

The feeling of returning something to its rightful owner is quite bad and disgusting for Yan Jinhua, as if all his efforts of jumping up and down have become futile, and everything he has quietly acquired from Duan Shujue will be returned to him in some other form.

He forced himself to calm down and smiled as he presented the precious medicinal pills he had stored for a long time.

The medicinal pills were all refined in his own space, full of spiritual qi, and he kept some of them for himself, while the rest was intended to be used as an excuse to say goodbye to Duan Shujue, and was not intended to be actually gifted.

Duan Shujue, true to his gentlemanly persona, took the initiative to decline, "How can I trouble Brother Banquet?"

Yan Jinhua smiled, but his eyes flickered to the Sword in the Stone at his waist, "Why do you have to be so polite to Brother Banquet? It's not a rare thing, since I'm giving it to you, just keep it."

Who would like to think, not waiting for Duan Shujue again refused for the second time, Wen Yujing took the pill, carefully examined some, the tone of mild and calm said: "He is right, indeed is not a treasure, but at least it is also a token of goodwill, you and accept it."

Yan Jinhua: "......"

With the Master's approval, Duan Shujue thanked him and put the pill into the pouch at his waist.

Yan Jinhua could see clearly that when he unlocked the mouth of the brocade pouch, it was full of golden medicinal pills, with overflowing aura, one of which was even stronger than the six he had.

He even heard his system suck in a cold breath.

...... Yan Jinhua experienced the fear of Wang Kai when he was struck in the face by Shi Chong hanging from a coral tree more than three feet high.

061 then indicates that it is just normal operation.

He does not know alchemy, but in the red clouds have seen the very best pills, after analysis can be proved, alchemy is not difficult, roughly part of the metal elements and oxides, sulfides, chlorides and other inorganic medicine, as long as the sieve to remove the excessive mercury, with the Jingxu Peak in the unique three machine stone ground stone powder as the main raw material, add the purity of more than 98% of the "gas", plus a simple isobaric sum formula, the calculated Σ as the volume of the "gas", to be refined and concentrated, injected into the Dan, the elixir is the body of the gold, and the elixir is a gold. ", coupled with a simple equipartition sum formula, calculated sigma as the volume of "gas", to be refined and concentrated, injected into the Dan, the elixir is the whole body of gold, glittering, is the top quality.

The so-called scientific cultivation of immortality, the essence lies in this, learn all the mathematics, science and chemistry, walk all over the world are not afraid.

The three were disguised and ready to go on their way.

Duan Shujue is a young swordsman, and Wen Yujing is Duan Shujue's swordsman. The two of them are both extraordinary, which makes Duan Shujue a bit more noble, like a young Gong Zi who sneaked out of a royal palace and dreamed of chivalry, his family was not at ease, and so they sent Gong Zi to carry his sword with him.

In comparison, Yan Jinhua seems particularly superfluous.

Yan Jinhua didn't care about this, his eyes were fixed on the precious pearl, and he was gritting his teeth and chatting hard all the way, waiting until he reached the Shi Yushan boundary and landed in the mountains, Yan Jinhua was surprised and pretended to have only just noticed the accessories on the sword in the stone, "Shujiao, the accessories on your sword, they look a bit familiar. "

The pearl has been properly stored by Yan Jinhua and has never been seen by Duan Shujue.

Duan Shujue bowed his head, gently caressing the precious pearl, slightly puzzled, "This object was gifted to me by Master."

Yan Jinhua laughed, "Coincidentally, this is very much like the bead I lost in the Jingxu Sword Meeting."

Wen Yujing really responded to the frantic suggestion of such intensity.

He said, "A dozen years ago, I foraged for this in a sea, I wonder where you got the beads?"

Yan Jinhua: "......"

How did he know he got it in the sea?

Is it hard to believe that there are two jewels? Or ...... is he hinting at something too? Does he know something?

Yan Jinhua, who had been thinking about Soju, suddenly broke out into a cold sweat.

Wen Yujing smiled and added, "The great road leads to the sky, and each gets his own chance, and it is common sense that things are similar."

Yan Jinhua carefully tasted the words, and the phrase Gan Lin Niang came out.

Isn't this fucking hooliganism and denial? What also talk about early pick up beads, clearly do not want to pay back the faith in the mouth made up!

Bullshit! You picked it up and it's yours? So shameless!

Yan Jinhua was so outraged that he even cursed himself.

But he can't do anything about Wen Yujing, no one has ever seen him use this bead, even Duan Shujue doesn't know this bead exists, how can he prove that the treasure bead once belonged to him?

Attacked by his own familiar moves, Yan Jinhua was disgusted and could do nothing about it.

The three of them turned along the mountain and searched for it, but they could not see the mountain ghost.

Behind the three of them, a small black snake with colorful scales in the daylight walked silently along the tree, its golden eyes staring firmly at Wen Yujing's back, spitting out its bright red snake letters.

Is that the new master Fish is talking about?

Doesn't look like much either.