The voice changer has three huge letters written on it - OFF.

Lu Wenhao was scolded in an inexplicable way, he grasped the cell phone and froze for a long time without coming back to his senses.

Lu Wenhao: Why are you scolding me?

Lu Wenhao: I'm so miserable, and you're still scolding me?

Jing Huan is said to be a 34-year-old middle-aged man, and he is also on fire, getting up late.

But he couldn't say so, so he gritted his teeth and typed.

Jing Huan 🙂 Yikes: suddenly looking at your avatar is not cool.

Lu Wenhao:? School Bully Behavior.

Lu Wenhao ：Oh yes, this, this is still a couple avatar, talking about this old man is angry ...... she is Snow White, let me change to that poison apple, your mother, I will change now.

Lu Wenhao: But who are you to talk about me with a pink avatar? Don't you think your entire WeChat is effeminate?

Jing Huan 🙂 Yikes: can discussion groups be banned?

Gao Zixiang: No, but he can kick people.

Lu Wenhao: [Smiles] [Waves]

Jing Huan likes to stay in bed, especially now that it's raining outside, which is perfect for sleeping, he can't get up.

Sitting up to Huaizhi, she raised her hand and casually ran it through her hair, "What do you want for breakfast, order takeout or I'll make it for you?"

Jing Huan put down his cell phone, "You'll do it?"

"Look down on people?" To Huaizhi stuttered, picked up the cell phone on the pillow, "Okay, only know how to make a fried egg ...... order takeout."

"Don't," Jing Huan pressed his hand, "fry an egg, I like eggs."

Toward Huaizhi broke his hand and gently pressed it to his head, lifting the hair from his forehead.

Jing Huan thought he was going to kiss up, subconsciously remembered that he had not washed up, and immediately pursed his lips, thinking that it should be okay to touch ...... him.

He was silent for a moment as he didn't kiss up to Huaizhi, finally just rubbing his hair, "Okay, wait."

After breakfast, the two didn't leave the bedroom, Xiang Huaizhi turning on his computer to prepare things for tonight's arena, Jing Huan leaning on his waist and watching him do it.

Seeing that he didn't say anything for half a day, Huaizhi pinched his ear with his free hand, "Bored?"

"Not boring."

"Then why don't you say something."

Jing Huan yawned, he was rather more sleepy after breakfast, and he suspected that he had been a bear in his past life, which was why he wanted to hibernate as soon as winter came.

He said, "Thinking about things."

To Huaizhi: "What is it?"

"Wondering," Jing Huan paused, "why my boyfriend didn't kiss me when he got up this morning."

Xiang Huaizhi pinched him a little harder.

Jing Huan continued, "Sure enough, what you can't get is the best, it's only been one night and he's already lost his passion for me ......"

He didn't finish the rest of his sentence.

Toward Huaizhi throws the computer to the side and straddles him, kissing him honestly.

Grass ......

Jing Huan ears instantly red, he still wondered yesterday, they progress is not too fast, just together to do these things ...... but once kissed up, this thought was immediately thrown to ten miles away by him.

Besides, it doesn't seem like it's very much compared to Lu Wenhao's kind of bad guy who brings a safety/condom to a face-off.

"What are you laughing at?" Toward Huaizhi he lifted his head and rubbed the corner of his mouth with his finger.

Jing Huan stifled a laugh, "No, I just thought of Lu Wenhao."

"......"

Jing Huan wanted to say something else, but his eyes were pressed against his lips again, and he smiled, and before he had time to respond, the hem of his shirt was lifted up, and his skin touched the air to feel a few moments of coolness, which was quickly replaced by the warmth of Xiang Huaizhi's palm.

Jing Huan was startled and subconsciously arched his back, but was crushed to death.

Ten minutes later, Jing Huan is breathing heavily, his eyes out of focus.

"Know why your boyfriend didn't kiss you this morning?" To Huaizhi, he kissed him on the ear, "Daylight/preaching, afraid you wouldn't be used to it."

Jing Huan's throat tightens, "I find it's still light ......"

With a "hmm" to Huaizhi, he continued, "So I'm going to let you get used to it from now on."

Jing Huan's heart is beating fast.

He locked eyes with Huaizhi for a moment, then lifted his hand and hooked it around his neck, bracing himself and biting defiantly at the knot of his throat.

It was only after the kiss had ended for a while that Jing Huan realized in hindsight that Huaizhi hadn't kissed him so hard because he had mentioned Lu Wenhao, had he?

Xiang Huaizhi is sitting in front of his desktop, discussing the details of the broadcast with the official, Jing Huan is lying on the sofa behind him, cuddling his small handheld as the game character hangs under the altar of heaven and stares at him.

[Friend] Tian Jing: Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat.

[Buddy] Love is sharing what you eat: no more! I'm drawing on life!

[Friend] Xiao Tian Jing: What nutrients?

[Buddy] Love is Splitting Your Food: Watching Little Yellow Mosquitoes!

[Friend] Xiao Tian Jing: ......

At times like these, Jing Huan's conscience as a siren would ache.

He thought for a moment and tapped out the line, I'll leave you to thrive, then -

[Friend] Love is to share your food: 55555 These two men are so good together, I am in real tears!

[Friend] Xiao Tian Jing: ? Two men?

[Friend] Love is Split Your Food: Yes! My beloved wife's new novel! Ah, you don't read delays, do you? Then you forget I said that.

Jing Huan surfs the Internet every day, and even though she has never been exposed to it, she knows what "delayed" means.

Men and men's ...... small yellow text?

Jing Huan gulped and stole a glance toward Huaizhi.

[好友]小 Tian Jing ：Can you share a copy with me?

[Friend] Love is Splitting Your Food: [Surprised] Do you watch it too?

[Friend] Xiao Tian Jing: Occasionally ......

[Friends] Love is Splitting Your Food: You must be my long lost sister! Look at the tweets! I'll push it to you right away!

Jing Huan opened WeChat, and sure enough, he received a folder.

Eat: This is a TXT that my Dada put together himself! It has all the flavors in it! Wish you happiness!

Jing Huan replied back with a thank you and then clicked on the folder.

There were eight documents inside, all with rather long names. Jing Huan hesitated and clicked on the one with [□□] written on the back.

Jing Huan gulped again.

I didn't download it for the porn.

I just want to see it.

Just in case you use it later ......

Jing Huan clicked in with the intention of learning, then curled his legs and moved the computer screen towards himself like a thief, fearing that he would be discovered by Xiang Huaizhi.

Jing Huan read two chapters, his expression going from inquisitive to puzzled, followed by an earthquake in his pupils-

Shit, how come this guy's tying someone up as soon as he gets here?

And locked up in chains?

Dude, you're illegally detaining me, okay?

Why didn't the other guy fight back?

Don't you still have feet when your hands are tied?

Simply lawless!!!

Hearing a muffled thump on the couch from behind him, Huaizhi frowned, "What are you looking at?"

"Crime fiction." Jing Huan gritted his teeth.

Jing Huan couldn't stand it and clicked on another article.

This one is much more normal, it's ...... he's a bit of a learner.

Saw chapter 6 and the hero threw up.

Jing Huan thought deeply, "Overindulgence really does cause problems.

Turning to the next page, the hero goes to the hospital and hangs out with the OB/GYN.

Jing Huan:?

Confused, he flipped backward, only to see the doctor come out, holding the test report and saying to the hero in a serious voice-

You're three months pregnant. Does your husband know that?

Does your husband know?

Who the fuck would have known, huh?

Jing Huan silently closed the file.

In the evening, after eating takeout, Xiang Huaizhi went into the bathroom to take a shower, and Jing Huan idly went to visit the Nine Heroes live broadcasting room.

Officials are determined to promote the game, and almost all of the top players on the major servers have been recruited. Jing Huan scanned the channel list, and several names he had heard of before he abandoned the game, and the rooms are not low in popularity.

Chun Xiao's channel was watched by 30,000 people, and Jing Huan casually clicked on it to realize that Chun Xiao had a video on.

Chun Xiao has a short, clean-cut haircut and a heroic brow that perfectly matches her in-game persona.

Beside her sits a woman with curly hair, wearing very light makeup and smiling with arched eyebrows, who Jing Huan guesses is Xiang Si Defiant.

They both wore the same earrings.

Xiang Si defiantly rested his chin on Chun Xiao's shoulder, and the two whispered a few words every now and then, largely ignoring the pop-ups.

This fucking ...... which is a live game, is clearly to live show love, right?

He continued to scroll through the list of rooms and found the room officially assigned to Xiang Huaizhi.

The name of the room is extremely pompous - Nine Warriors God's players, the first God of War "heart to heart" live debut.

Jing Huan looked at the numbers and was instantly shocked.

There were still ten minutes before the start of the broadcast, and there were already more than 20,000 people squatting in the live room.

He even suspects that half of this is an official campaign to Huaizhi ......

Jing Huan immediately jumped down from Chun Xiao's room.

[Little Tian Jing enters the room.]

[Mo asked for a return date: Why hasn't the Great God started broadcasting yet?]

[Don't ask for a return date: Mrs. Big God is here!

[Half-Life: Huh.]

Jing Huan told Xiang Xiang to hurry up, I've got a gift for him!

............

The real-time comments section was buzzing with many familiar faces at a glance.

Jing Huan was just about to type an explanation when he heard a "ding-dong" and his Ma Jia was being carried by the house manager to Mai Kefeng.

Mai Kefeng?

He was blindsided when the house manager sent the message over.

[Room Manager 013: Ahhhhh, Mrs. Big God is sorry! I accidentally clicked on the wrong one and pushed the Great God's live room full screen in advance! Help! Is the Great God still not here?]

[Xiao Tian Jing: Not yet, what then?]

[Housing Authority 013: Can you help with a couple words to warm up the room? Help ......]

"Tian Jing: Me?

[Room Manager 013: Yes, the gods said this live room is shared by you couples ...... just say whatever you want! Don't worry about being yelled at, we've arranged a lot of housekeeping and will block people in a timely manner.]

What does this want him to say ......

Jing Huan scratched his hair and was just about to refuse when he saw that the comment section was already in an uproar.

[People are not in the open full-screen push, the heart of the relationship to the household ah?

[That's not true, I heard that the officials even adjusted the build explosion rate for him, or else where do you think he got all the good equipment?]

[The Nine Heroes' own son.]

[An Acidic Smell ...... This is obviously an official mistake, right?]

Jing Huan's eyes flinched, and he finally gritted his teeth and projected his game interface into the broadcast room.

Seeing the game characters on the screen, the pop-ups exploded again.

[I came to see Heart to Heart, not to see his wife get cute].

[Not me, I'd even like to hear a Jingle Bells song].

[The road is long: Jing Huan Jing, where's your husband?]

When she saw the word "husband", Jing Huan's heart fluttered.

Yeah, he can't show it in real life, but he can't show it online.

What's so scary about saying something on the air?

Jing Huan took the game character to the side of Heart's Desire and opened the microphone and said, "Still taking a shower. The official said seven o'clock to start broadcasting, now only six thirty, you want to scold the official to go. If you want to scold the officials, go ahead and scold them.

The pop-up was quiet for a few seconds.

And then thousands of "????" Pounced on it.

Jing Huan froze for a moment, her computer getting a little stuck from all the question marks.

He saw, among the many pop-ups, a sentence--

[Xian Mengmeng: I'm confused, who are you?

Jing Huan picked his lips and smiled, that air Xian Mengmeng's energy came up again: "Who am I? I am the heart of the heart of the heart of the heart of the heart of the heart of the heart of the heart of the heart of the heart of the heart of the heart of the heart of the heart of the heart of the heart of the heart of the heart of the heart ......"

Before he could finish his sentence, his cell phone dinged and dinged with a sound that didn't stop for a long time.

Jing Huan frowned and looked down as countless WeChat messages popped up in the screen-

Lu Wenhao: ? @ Jing Huan

Lu: ????

Gao Zixiang ：草我日了我听到一个好像你的声音@ Jing Huan呀

Qiu Feng:?

Eat:?

Eat: ...... Jing Huan Jing.

Eat: I don't know what happened, but I think ...... you might ......

Eat: forgot to turn on the voice changer ......?

Jing Huan froze.

Jing Huan is dull.

He slowly looked down and saw three huge letters written above his voice changer - OFF.

Jing Huan's brain exploded, and his first thought was - what color coffin would be appropriate for me?

There was a sound of a door opening behind him.

Xiang Huaizhi came out of the bathroom with a towel around his waist, his voice hoarse from the heat: "I'm done, do you want to wash up?"