Behind a successful man, there can only be one sister.

Back home, while talking to Jing's mom on video, Jing Huan realizes that several of her hair strands are sticking up.

When the video was connected, the woman on the screen was wearing a small, streamlined suit, her hair was coiled behind her head, her face was exquisitely made up, and her eyes were similar to Jing Huan's. The woman on the screen was wearing a small, streamlined suit.

Seeing Jing Huan's movements, the woman's lips curled, "Is it so windy at your school?"

"It's okay." Jing Huan looked around her, "Mom, it's so late, are you still working?"

"Well, the last bit of work, I'll go back after I'm done." Jing's mom closed the file, "How have you been? Are you used to living in the new house?"

Every time mother and son talk, it's a question-and-answer session.

"I have a few days of vacation in a while, I want to go with your father to see you." A moment later, Jing's mom got to the point, "You too, why didn't you come home last month when you obviously had a vacation?"

"It wasn't Gao Zixiang who dragged me to the spa hotel." Jing Huan pushed the pot.

"You don't want to go yourself, can Zixiang call you?" Jing mother turned the pen, raised eyebrows, "You honestly, recently is not in love."

Jing Huan didn't even think about it, "No, how could ......"

Jing's mom started counting, "So what have you been busy with lately? You used to call me once a week, how long has this semester been going on, and how many times have you called?"

I'm busy picking up Zha Nan.

Jing Huan: "I'm busy, I'll call you every day."

"Not every day, it's too annoying." Jing's mom glanced at the calendar on the table, "On the eighth of next month, your father and I will visit you."

"Yes, you can come whenever you want." Jing Huan asked, "Do you want me to pick you up at the station?"

"No, we'll drive there and travel around the neighborhood for a few days. Your dad already booked a hotel room."

"......" visiting me is what's in the way, right?

After hanging up the phone, Jing Huan slowly turned on the computer, just logged into the PC WeChat and saw that there were 99+ messages in the gang group chat.

He was used to it, the gang of two hundred or so large living people, one more than the other could talk, and they could all have hundreds of conversations in the course of a single session.

Jing Huan logged on to the game, tapped on the chat box at the top of the friends list, and sent a message.

[Friend] Little Tian Jing: I'm coming, brother. [Kisses]

This process has become a habit for him.

Nine Heroes' friends list is sorted by affinity, with the higher affinity the higher the position. If you team up and fight a battle in the game, your affinity will be +1. The one with the highest affinity with Jing Huan is the one with the highest affinity is the one with the highest affinity with Jing Huan.

Their intimacy is already 3300.

It's enough to get married.

Jing Huan leaned back in his chair and typed lazily.

[好友]小 Tian Jing :哥哥,我们亲密度都3300了,你什么时候娶我回家啊。

[Friend] Heart to Heart: I have 9999 intimacy with Lu Lang Lang.

9999 is the upper limit of intimacy in a normal friend, unless it's a marriage, then you'll only get stuck at 9999 for any number of fights.

[Friend] Xiao Tian Jing: Then he can't marry you, even if I'm in the queue, it's my turn! [Pounding Table]

[Buddy] Heart's Desire: Come down to Ben.

[Friend] Xiao Tian Jing: Come marry me.

[Friend] Heart to Heart: main city teleporter.

[Friend] Xiao Tian Jing: Yue Lao 祠 Yue Lao.

[Buddy] Heart's Desire: Behave yourself.

Half a minute later, the little fox fairy reluctantly walked over to the main city teleporter.

As soon as he entered the team, he heard Love Is Split You Eat chatting with Lu Long Long.

"Why haven't I seen you collecting War God materials lately?" Love Is Split You Eat asked.

"Auntie do me a favor, don't mention the War God to me during this time." Lu Long Long said, "If you mention it again I'm going to go to Fallen Flower Valley and jump off a cliff to kill myself."

Jing Huan thoughtfully said, "Cliff jumping is actually better to go to Wufei Peak, you have to jump twice to die from cliff jumping in the Valley of Falling Flowers, one time is enough for Wufei Peak."

Lu Long Long complained, "I tipped you off every day and you still did this to me, Jing Huan Jing you have a cruel heart."

Jing Huan busily explains, "I'm just making a suggestion, it's not like I can't stand to see you jump twice ......"

"Tipped off?" Repeat to Huaizhi.

Realizing that he had blurted out something, Lu Hang coughed and changed the topic, "So what, there's one more person missing, I'll go get one. We need to find another regular teammate as soon as possible, it's not comfortable to always bring a savage with us."

Xiang Huaizhi knew that the letter he reported was in all likelihood his own, so he didn't bother: "Uh-huh."

He opened the equipment bar and was just about to check the remaining durability of his equipment when a line of prompts popped up.

[Kissing Fish adds you as a friend.]

To Huaizhi didn't care, friending is a one-sided thing, as long as he doesn't add the other person, it won't take up his friend spot.

He receives dozens of add-a-friend messages almost every day and has long since grown accustomed to them.

The result was that within a few seconds, the other party sent a message.

[Stranger] Kissing Fish Fish: To Huaizhi!!!!

[Stranger] Heart's Desire: ......

To Huaizhi open the information of kissing fish fish, full level female warrior, gang title is blank, even the fashion is empty, look like just bought from the exchange number.

He could have guessed with his feet who it was.

Road Long Way roared through the world and a number of players added him, he looked in his temporary friends for most of the day and asked, "What sect shall we call? Nurse Output or Seal?"

Love Is Split You Eat said, "Call an output, two outputs kill faster."

"line ......"

"Stop yelling." Huaizhi interrupted them, "I have someone coming."

Everyone froze at that statement.

Jing Huan, who had been leaning on a lumbar cushion and playing with his cell phone, immediately tensed up and sat up straight when he heard it.

Who can I call if I want to?

I thought he didn't have any friends ......

Lu Hang also froze, "Who is it?"

To Huaizhi did not respond: "Captain to me."

Lu Hang offers him the captaincy, and Heart's Desire pulls the team and heads out into the wilderness.

They made their way to one of the high-level maps in the Nine Warriors scenario, the Temple of Moro.

The Temple of Moro was a level 150 wild map with ferocious wild monsters and rewards that were only a little bit better than those of another full level map, players rarely chose to brush their experience here, so the map was littered with wild monsters that triggered a fight every time you took two steps.

Jing Huan couldn't help but ask, "Brother, where are we going?"

"Pick up someone."

Five minutes later, Jing Huan finally saw a player other than them on the map.

It was a female warrior, empty-handed, not wearing a single piece of equipment on her body, wearing the most primitive clothes in the game, with a sheath of knives, the unique mark of a female warrior, hanging on her waist.

She stood in the middle of several wild monsters and didn't move a muscle.

The others in the team also saw her, and Lu Long Long muttered, "Running around naked in this wild map, are you here to seek death? That's not as painful as me jumping in the Valley of Falling Flowers ......"

[Kissing Fishy joins the team.]

Lu Hang: "......"

"Xiang ...... brother!!!" Kissing Fishy remembered Xiang Huaizhi's threat just now, and halfway through her name, she temporarily changed her mouth and snapped, "Why are you so slow in coming? I was almost pecked to death by these crows! If you don't come, you'll have to pick me up at the rebirth point!"

Brother ......

The two onlookers on the team couldn't help but look at little Tian Jing.

To Huaizhi: "Who told you to stand here?"

Jing Huan's heart sank.

What's going on.

Why do you just let her call you brother!

"So what can I do! I was here as soon as I got on the number, did the original owner of this number do it on purpose?" Kissing Fish exasperatedly said, "There's no flight flag on my body and no blue teleportation, so I can't leave at all. This is too much!"

To Huaizhi, leading the group back to the portal, "What are you doing in this area?"

"Looking for you to play, the gang in that district is disbanded, no fun."

"I don't have time to show you around."

"You do, I don't care, I'm stuck with you anyway!"

Kissing Fish gave a "humph" before greeting the team, "Hello everyone, thank you for taking care of my brother, we can play together in the future~"

What?

What a statement this Masamune-like statement is!

Jing Huan stared at the image of the desired character, almost staring through the person, and the other person did not say anything to refute the "brother" of the kissing fish.

Lu Hang There was quiet for a while before he spoke out, "Yeah, we'll play together later."

"Brother, I don't have any equipment for this number, so buy me a few pieces." Soon after, Kissing Fishfish spoke again.

To Huaizhi's indifferent tone, "Buy it yourself."

"I've maxed out my card this month, so buy it for me!" Kissing Fishy pouted, "I'll listen to you on everything after I buy it!"

Jing Huan gave a laugh.

Save it sister, it's a trick I've used to death.

The heart wants to eat this, old man children have given him a litter ......

"Listen to me on everything?"

Heartfelt repeated in a hesitant tone.

?

Hesitation?

I forbid you to hesitate, you fuck!

"All yours!" Kissing Fishy said, "If you say one I don't say two! You say left I don't say right! You say ......"

"Add it to the cart," interrupted Huaizhi coolly as he didn't want to hear her patronize her, "and send me the link."

Jing Huan: "............"

Fuck!

What's going on?

Jing Huan instantly felt the milk tea on hand it would not be sweet.

Love Is Split You Eat quickly sent a private chat asking him where this kissing fishy fish was and if he had heard of it before.

Jing Huan didn't reply because he was also a bit baffled.

What's with the reunion of old friends?

What happened to brother and sister?

How come the cart was emptied?!!!!

"Brother, I've picked it out, buy it, buy it so I can go down with you!" Kissing Fishy soon returned, this was not enough time at all for her to look at the equipment, it should have been prepared a long time ago.

Heart to Heart: "Well, fetch."

A few seconds later, the female warrior on the team had an extra outfit that glowed purple.

A purple suit, at least five figures.

Jing Huan is completely unsettled.

He fired up the chat box that his heart desired.

[Friend] Xiao Tian Jing :Brother, who is she ......

[Buddy] Heart's Desire: Sister.

There wasn't a moment's hesitation, and the response time was less than three seconds.

Jing Huan was instantly furious.

What sister! Why sister again! Why do you have so many sisters!!!

And say it with such a straight face!

Fuck! You Zha Nan! Die! Die for me!!!

Jing Huan Crackled on his keyboard and typed all the swear words he knew in his life into the dialog box.

After rounding up a hundred words, he took a deep breath and calmly deleted it.

No, he couldn't take credit for it.

But he was really so angry.

Jing Huan felt like she had never been so angry before, her chest felt like it was blocked by something, and a mouthful of pent-up energy was rushing through it.

The little fox fairy on the team suddenly stood still and raised an eyebrow at Huaizhi, just about to remind him of the operation.

[Friend] Xiao Tian Jing : Behind a successful man, there can only be one sister. --Lu Xun

[Friend] Heart to Heart:?

[Buddy] The heart wants what it wants: Lu Xun didn't say that.

[Friend] The heart wants what it wants: what does it mean?

[Friend] Heart to Heart:?

The message sinks into the sea, and Huaizhi frowns, is this hanging up to get busy?

He was just about to type, when Lu Hang opened his mouth first, "Everyone get ready, BOSS now."

Say to Huaizhi, "Wait, Fox Fairy Cave is not here."

Good.

That "Fox Fairy Cave" poured a hundred barrels of oil into Jing Huan's head.

Holding his breath, he answered in an urn, "I am."

Frowned at Huaizhi, "If you're there, why don't you reply to the message."

"I ...... just got back," Jing Huan said, subconsciously calling out, "Brother."

He regretted it after he screamed.

Call a fucking brother!

"Brother?" Kissing Fishy froze, then asked, "With that brother voice, are you calling me brother?"

"Yeah." Jing Huan paused, "No?"

Kissing Fishy: "Why do you call him your brother?"

I was going to ask you.

Jing Huan laughed impishly and asked rhetorically, "And why do you call him your brother?"

"Why can't I call him my brother?" Kissing Fishy said, "He's my brother."

"Coincidentally," Jing Huan said, "he's my brother too."

Kissing Fishy was puzzled, "But I'm the only sister he has ......"

Jing Huan laughed, "What, did you carve words on his face? It says 'Kiss Fishy's Exclusive Brother'? Can't anyone else call him that?"

The team was so wrapped up in this brother and sister that no one could interject for a while.

Kissing Fishy asked in shock, "Brother, who is this guy?"

To Huaizhi, it seems to be a bit clearer.

But he wasn't so sure.

Half a moment later, he spoke hesitantly, "Kissing Fishy Fishy is my sister ......"

Jing Huan interrupted him with a grumpy, "I know she's your sister!"

"Cousin."

"Cousin so what? All right, you have so many sisters, you don't need to introduce them to me one by one ......" The voice came to an abrupt end here.

There was silence in the voice for ten seconds.

To Huaizhi, knowing that he had guessed correctly, he first felt amused, and then slowly and methodically explained to him.

"It's my father's own brother's own daughter."

Jing Huan: "......"

Want you to explain it?

Didn't I learn that in kindergarten?

Jing Huan flushed red, thinking back to the conversation he'd just had with Kissing Fishy, wishing he could burrow into a crack in the ground and plug the seam again, and live out the rest of his life in there in peace.

Embarrassed as hell, he subconsciously covered his face with his hand and touched a rolling patch, "Oh, oh ...... cousin good."

To Huaizhi: "......"

Published at: 06/18/2024 04:00