I'm here, no one can kill you.
After playing chicken, Lu Hang inexplicably ate a mouthful of dog food, really can't swallow this breath, lights out after going to bed, then immediately go to the gang group to expose them.
LUANGANG: Fuck! Jing Huan Jing still says it's a secret! How! Think me and Eat Eat are dead!!!!
Mojo Returns: hahahahaha, who told you to call on them?
Honk Chi Chi Momo: You're just asking for trouble.
Tian Jing: Oh my god, you're actually eavesdropping on me! I'm not sure if you're a good person, but I'm a good person!
The road is long: ????
LOU: I sharked you.
Xiao Tian Jing: ah ah ah brother QAQ
The heart wants what the heart wants: hmmm
Xiao Tian Jing: Road long way to shark me!
Lu Hang looks up and sees his dear roommate in the same position as him, lying on his side with his cell phone in his hand.
"No, why don't you peep at the screen and say something, so stuffy?" Lu Hang couldn't help but ask.
To Huaizhi without lifting his eyes: "I said so."
"Yes, you have to be called out by Jing Huan Jing before you will come out." Lu Hang suddenly asked, "When will you two get married?"
The hand that was typing to Huaizhi lurched.
"Why are we getting married?"
Lu Hang was dumbfounded: "You're all together and you're not getting married? Why? You don't want to give up the 100 gold wedding money? I'll pay for you."
Hearing his previous sentence, Huaizhi's heart moved slightly, and his voice did not have any ripples: "Not together."
"No......" Lu Hang couldn't help but brace himself, "Not together? Then what were you whispering about?"
To Huaizhi: "He's always been like this."
"She's always been like that yes, but you've also walked over there ah, it's not like you squatted down in front of someone to listen to it ......"
Huaizhi looks at the screen of his cell phone in silence, seemingly serious, but he doesn't read a word of the conversation on it.
Indeed he walked there by himself.
It wasn't helplessness, it wasn't compromise, it was his own desire to get there, to get closer, to find out what that person had to whisper to him.
On the other end, Lu Hang was still shredding, "And you gave her guns - two of them! Usually when I ask you to give some bullets you yell at me to get lost."
Xiang Huaizhi was distracted by what he was hearing and was about to interrupt him when a familiar pink avatar appeared on the screen.
Xiao Tian Jing :问一下大家~有情人活动大概什么时候开呀(^▽^*)
Xiang Si disregard: reportedly at the end of the month.
Lu Hang : "And the favorite Mai Mai thing ......"
"What is lover activity?" To Huaizhi, interrupting him.
"Huh?" Lu Hang froze, "You're kidding, you don't even know about this? It's the event where you can brush up on your couple's intimacy."
To Huaizhi Of course I know what the event is about, I just don't know what it's called.
He let out an "oh" and continued to read the gang group messages.
Jing Huan was already talking to the gang, he didn't really bubble in the gang group often, but whenever he spoke, he always blew the diving gang members out of the water. That's just the way he is, he can get into a fight with anyone whenever he wants to.
莫问归期:@小 Tian Jing I heard Qiu Feng took you to the arena and gave you points all night, you didn't cut him off?
Xiao Tian Jing :How do you know everything ......
Qiu Feng : @ Chun Xiao helped me kick this return, gossiping not to mention provoking my relationship with Jing Huan Jing.
Mo ask the return date: do not ah, you two what relationship.
Xiao Tian Jing :Friendship ah ......
Qiu Feng: We're friends now, but we can't say for sure. [Shy]
Xiao Tian Jing:?
莫问归期:That said, why were you guys alone in YY that night? The Nine Heroes' voice channel wasn't enough for you guys anymore?
Qiu Feng :Don't ask, asking means you want to go into a small black room.
Xiao Tian Jing: He says the game doesn't recognize his Mai Kefeng.
Love is sharing your food: you believe this too ......
Lu Hang was also watching the group chat and couldn't help but say, "Qiu Feng is so flirty."
Xiang Huaizhi had closed the gang group and opened the dialog box with the pink avatar.
Xiang: No class tomorrow?
Jing Huan yah: yes, there are two sessions in the morning T▽T
Toward: that sleep.
Jing Huan yah: good da brother o(*°▽°*)o we sleep together ~~
Jing Huan yah: rubbing it in.
Huaizhi read these two sentences back and forth several times, returned the unpunctuated "good night", then lifted the blanket out of bed, picked up the water cup on the table, and drank half a cup of water in one gulp.
Gang group.
莫问归期:Small Tian Jing actually believed such an obvious lie, what does it mean?
Bento Chi Chi Momo: It means that if you bb any longer, you'll be hunted down by Xiang Shen tomorrow.
莫问归期:那不会,向神要杀我早了杀,他们这么久都没动静,那就是真的没有什么。
Qiu Feng : Haha, you're right.
Xiao Tian Jing: That's because my brother is nice! I'm not talking to you guys anymore! (╯‵□′)╯︵ ┻━┻
No question about the return: don't ah, talk again.
Little Tian Jing: Don't! My brother is rushing me to sleep! Wave!
Brother Big or Not:?
Don't ask for a return date: ......
Road to a Long Way: .........????
Lu Hang looked at the person in the opposite bed with a complex look on his face.
So what kind of fling is his roommate playing?
I kill for you, I take you to the top, I give you guns, I listen to your whispers, I rush you to sleep, but I know we're just friends?
--
On the weekend, Jing Huan went to a restaurant with his roommate.
Jing Huan could clearly sense the heavy atmosphere at the table, as the two main boys sat across from him, heads bowed as they ate.
Jing Huan finally puts down his chopsticks when Lu Wenhao raises his hand for a fourth bowl of rice, "What, are you going to empty the store's rice tonight?"
"You don't understand," Lu Wenhao said as he took the meal from the waiter, "We need to build up our stamina."
"You're so full of stamina you're spilling over." Jing Huan says, "What's going on?"
Gao Zixiang wiped his mouth with a paper napkin, "The announcement of the merged area comes out tonight."
"Tonight? Confirmed?" Jing Huan raises an eyebrow, "What district are you merging with?"
"Don't know yet." Gao Zixiang looked at his watch, "The announcement comes out at eight, ten minutes to go."
Lu Wenhao chewed on his rice and said vaguely, "The zone closes at twelve sharp, and opens at eight tomorrow morning, it's going to be a vicious battle then, I guess we both won't have time to come out to eat for the next few days."
Jing Huan thinks it's okay: "Isn't it good to merge districts? It's fun when there are more people."
Their district isn't a big red zone either, and with all those people lined up in the arena, it can be pointless at times.
"Yes." Gao Zixiang lamented, "I guess the wild map is littered with corpses after the merged area, either killer groups are stealing business or gangs are fighting for first place."
At seven fifty-nine, a cell phone was lying quietly on the dining table, Lu Wenhao and Gao Zixiang were full of seriousness, nervously refreshing the official website of Nine Heroes.
Jing Huan loses his smile, "As far as ......"
"You don't understand, our gang master said, the main city's medicinal herbs development rights our gang must grab." Gao Zixiang said, "In case the combined district comes to a big strong gang ...... wouldn't that be a big battle for three days and three nights?"
"Crap!" Lu Wenhao swiped out a new game announcement and excitedly tugged on Gao Zixiang's coat, "It's out, it's out--you hurry up and open it ah cripes!!!"
"Don't you fucking rip my clothes off," Gao Zixiang said, "It's just getting ready."
Never seen the world.
Jing Huan snorted and lowered his head to drink his tea to relieve his fatigue.
"In order to increase the players' gaming experience, the official launch of the merging system ...... Nine Warriors first merging area content is as follows, the merging server for the heavenly good fortune ...... fuck, really our district," Lu Wenhao while cursing while reading, "and mirror flowers and water and moon?"
Jing Huan almost choked on his tea.
Lu Wenhao felt something was wrong as he read it, and frowned, "Mirror Flower Water Moon? Why do I find this district name so familiar?"
He and Gao Zixiang exchanged glances, then looked across the room in unison.
Jing Huan covered his mouth and coughed until his neck was red.
Grass.
Fuck him.
Is God messing with me on purpose?
Gao Zixiang immediately sat over to give him a pat on the back to smooth the air, with a complex expression: "Just listen to the name of a district ...... to gas like this?"
Jing Huan reddened her ears and shook her head, "No, I ......"
"Shit! Huanhuan, don't worry." Lu Wenhao Thoroughly remembered, he slapped the table, "Your sister is our sister! Before not in a district can't help you do anything, now there is an opportunity, I must help you to God ...... heart toward the arrangement of the clear!"
Jing Huan : "Not necessarily ......"
"Wenhao is right!" Gao Zixiang nodded his head repeatedly, "We must let him know that bullying girls has a price to pay, and if he bullies our sister, he'll die!"
Jing Huan : "It's not really that serious ......"
"And that one who swiped the loudspeaker to scold your sister, should we kill them all together?" Lu Wenhao raised his hand, "It's a matter of your word!"
Jing Huan : "It's really not necessary ......"
"That's right!" Gao Zixiang excitedly said, "Huanhuan, if you're still not relieved, I'll lend you a number to borrow at that time, and you'll drive it to kill with us, how about it?!"
"I may not be available ......" Jing Huan cautions politely as he slows down, "I appreciate your intentions, but can you kill the heart to do it?"
"No, why are you still looking down on people," Lu Wenhao said, "We can't pick them off alone, so let's form a team and go, can we?"
Jing Huan was about to say that this was not appropriate, but he swallowed his words.
No. What's inappropriate? Killing isn't supposed to be fair.
If he hadn't been unable to maneuver, he would have bought five numbers to round up the Heart's Desire in the first place.
But right.
But he just felt now that five against one was undignified and too much of a bully.
It must be because he's been hunted so much.
Jing Huan said at length, "Then you will only be able to kill him once, and after being killed, Heart's Desire will definitely take precautions, so what if he forms a team to counterattack?"
"It's fine, we are at least a district battle team, how can we just let him kill us?" Lu Wenhao snorted, "It's best if he chases us, we can always win once in ten times, right? When the time comes to burst his artifacts, wouldn't that be even better?"
Jing Huan said, "I'm afraid you won't be able to kill him even 20 times, not to mention 10 times.
The two best friends didn't love each other for nothing, and in one meal they had already discussed the seventy-two ways to die that they wanted. Jing Huan, the person in question, sat across the table, unable to say a word.
Before parting, Gao Zixiang patted him on the shoulder and said, "Huanhuan, don't worry, we are brothers, I will help you take revenge, wait for my good news."
"......"
Jing Huan returned home absentmindedly.
He collapsed onto the couch and slowly opened WeChat.
The gang group has blown up because of the merge.
Chun Xiao: I've found someone to check it out, the top ranked gang in Tian Zhi Liang Yuan is called Wuji, and their gang leader has already arranged a team and is ready to sneak up on us at any time, so after the service opens tomorrow, solo don't just go out of the safe zone! Daily routine should also be done in teams! At the same time, our gang can't just sit back and wait to die, we can't possibly let the main city herb development rights, and we can't let the number one gang's name be taken away! I've already arranged the kill team, the list is posted in the group, so let's all take a look. This is a time of emergency, I hope everyone can work together to help the gang get through this! @All members
Chun Xiao is also a ruthless person, the news of the merger just came out in less than an hour, the killing team has already been arranged.
Let's just say that neither district is going to make peace with this merger.
There are many more messages below, Jing Huan is too lazy to go through them all.
Grass.
Trash Niner.
It's been ten years since the opening of the service without a district, and it's just at this time of year that the districts are merging.
He lay on the couch for a moment, and when he came back to his senses, he realized that he had clicked on the Heart's Desire dialog box.
Their last chat was before dinner, when Heartsong said he was going to play ball, and Jing Huan replied with a heart and a red lip.
Now that I've opened it, of course I have to say something about it.
Xiao Tian Jing :Brother, our district is going to be merged with Tian Zhi Liang Yuan ......
Xiao Tian Jing :看副帮的意思,我们帮好像要跟那个区的第一帮派打起来了,我好怕怕啊T▽T......
The moment the message was sent, the message "The other party is talking" appeared above his head.
Ten seconds or so later, the voice came through.
"I know." The boy's voice was a little breathy, low and strong as always, especially clear over the din, "What are you afraid of, I'm here, no one can kill you."
......
Stinks Zha Nan.
You can't even protect yourself and you still care about me.
Jing Huan makes a mental mockery of it, then clicks on the voice and listens to it again.
Published at: 06/24/2024 04:00