Would you like to meet?
Jing Huan looked at the black man's golden words in front of him, and didn't know where to start.
Day.
What's wrong with this guy?
Didn't they just get married?
Well, at least it's still a newlywed, can't you have a little more trust in your lady?
Jing Huan was blinded when the friend message lit up again.
[Stranger's] Heart's Desire: Speaking.
[Stranger] You Juan Brother: ...... What do you think?
[Stranger] The heart wants what it wants: half and half, I think.
KAM!
The old man didn't!
Even at first, I was just trying to cheat you out of your feelings! Who wants your fame and money!
Jing Huan couldn't help but type out the words "That shouldn't be so bad", but after typing it out, he suddenly realized what he was doing, and then hurriedly deleted it.
He almost forgot that he was here to destroy the image of little Tian Jing.
Jing Huan looks down, wrinkles his nose at the book, and decides to activate the twenty-eighth golden rule.
[Stranger] you cheer brother: [nod] and across the computer screen, who knows the opposite sitting is a person is a dog ...... to God you are so rich, I must also be a big handsome man, why fold in this illusory on the Internet love! Is the girl in reality not cute enough not sweet enough!
[Stranger] The heart wants what it wants: it's not really enough.
[Stranger] Your brother Juan:?
[Stranger] The heart wants what it wants: do you know my wife?
Jing Huan stares at the words "my wife", too scared to type.
[Stranger] Heart's Desire: I've never seen anything cuter or sweeter than her.
Jing Huan was dumbstruck, her cheeks flushed.
Dude, haven't you met a little too few girls!!!!
If you can't, I'll introduce you to some of them!
He roughly scanned the words of his heart, did not dare to look closely, and immediately clicked on the clear screen.
He couldn't have a good conversation at those three words.
[Stranger] You Juan brother: talk cute does not mean real life cute ah ...... she must be particularly ugly, otherwise why not even send you a selfie!
[Stranger] Heart to Heart: How do you know she didn't send it to me?
[Stranger] You Juan Brother: ...... I guessed.
[Stranger] Heart to Heart: It's true that it hasn't been posted, but that's okay, I don't care about her appearance.
Do you mind if he brings a handle?
Jing Huan scratched his hair and looked down at the golden book of sentences.
The third golden sentence is: I think Xiao Tian Jing has put a compulsion on Xiang Xiang Zhi, otherwise I really can't figure out why Xiang Xiang Zhi would fall for her.
When he saw this sentence, he had cursed the owner in his heart for a long time, but now he saw it, it was really fucking reasonable.
When he first pretended to be a loli, it was because Liang Ran and Xian Mengmeng both had that tone, and he assumed that the loli was a snip of the heart's inclination, and that's why he did it.
But who could tell him why even a low-profile, high-strung super god like Heart's Desire also fucking loved the loli sound!!!!
You marry a valiant female master, the two hand in hand with the dashing travel, laughing and proud of the world is not good?
[Stranger] Your brother Juan: But didn't you also say that she had other plans, maybe she was trying to cheat you out of your money?
[Stranger] Heart to Heart: That's just as well, I have what she wants, so she won't divorce me.
[Sighs]? - [Sighs]
What do you mean?
Jing Huan suspected he was dreaming.
[Stranger] You Juan brother: ...... I'll just ask, is the number on in person?
[Stranger] The heart wants what it wants: yes.
[Stranger] Your brother Juan: ...... [skeptical look]
[Stranger] The Heart Wants What It Wants: [Voice Over]
Jing Huan nodded shakily.
"Don't know who you are, but you should have heard my voice."
Jing Huan: "......"
It's me, all right.
[Stranger] Heart to Heart: anything else to say.
Jing Huan sits down in front of his computer, numbly tapping away at the words.
[Stranger] Your brother Juan: There.
[Stranger] Heart to Heart: you said.
[Stranger] Your brother Juan: really not going to divorce her?
[Stranger] Heart to Heart: You seem to care about me and my wife.
[Stranger] You Juan brother: ...... I have a friend who wants to marry you and has asked me to separate you.
Jing Huan thought to himself that he would be the world's most noobish black man.
[Stranger's] heart goes out: it doesn't go away.
[Stranger] You Juan brother: ...... Good to go.
Jing Huan was at his wit's end and decided to place his number.
Before he got off the number, he suddenly thought of something and reopened the dialog box between the two of them.
[Stranger] You Joy Brother: [Share song - Singer S Wing Orchestra - ### Love]
Seeing this share, to Huaizhi raised an eyebrow softly, and his hand dryly pressed the BOSS to the ground.
Lu Hang beautifully pocketed the rewards, "There's still time, let's go do a jianghu quest ...... hey why did you leave the team?"
To Huaizhi, he manipulated his character to fly to the newbie village and faintly threw out, "Something's up."
Having played along with the man long enough, he had to go figure out what the play meant.
The newbie village is sparsely populated, these days even if the newbie pit most will choose to buy a direct number, convenient and time-saving, will start from the beginning of the practice number of few and far between, basically the studio to raise the number.
Huaizhi quickly found the person he was looking for in a pile of "XX1" and "XX2".
"Your brother Juan" chose the image of a proper fox, with a smaller tail than a female fox fairy, fatter fox ears, and a round head, standing by the stream in the novice village.
He formed a team and walked up, inviting the other to join the team.
The moment he extended the invitation, the little fox disappeared.
Did not rise to the tenth level is not able to go out of the novice village, so there is no case of flying away, to Huaizhi screwed his eyebrows to open the profile of your brother Juan, refreshed, and sure enough, the system prompted him that the player is not online.
Xiang Huaizhi was about to leave when he saw a swish and the little fox reappeared in the scene.
Jing Huan looked at the black-robed man standing beside him and couldn't help but curse "shit" in his heart.
He saw an invitation to join the team in a trance before he went offline, and the words "Heart's Desire" hung brightly on the dialog box.
He suspected he was mistaken, but couldn't resist coming up for another look.
[Current] You Joy Brother: ......
[Current] Heart's Desire: ......
[Currently] Your brother Juan: Are you here to kill me?
[Heart's Desire invites you to join the team. Yes, no.]
Jing Huan hesitated and nodded in agreement.
It's only a small number anyway. Kill it a hundred times as you please.
Just why do you need a team to kill someone?
Do you want to drag him to a crowded place and kill him?
Jing Huan thought about it and decided to say a few words to plead for himself, so he could at least put on an act.
A voice from his headset interrupted his movements.
"What are you playing again today?"
Jing Huan froze.
[Team] You Cheer Brother: ...... Ah?
Heart to Heart took him to the right side of the novice village, where there was a bamboo forest, and they stopped in front of the board deep in the bamboo forest.
"Why the trumpet?" Asked Huaizhi.
[Team] You Cheer Brother: ?????
[Team] You Juan brother: because ...... I'm going to hack your wife ah.
[Team] Brother You Joy: You'll hunt me down for saying those things with a big number, won't you? I'm not stupid.
To Huaizhi, he thought it was funny, "Why would I be after you."
Jing Huan heard his smile and was a little clouded.
Is Heart to Heart pissed off at him? What's so funny about that?
Remind him to Huaizhi: "The Nine Heroes don't allow couples to initiate PKs."
Jing Huan: "?"
Say to Huaizhi, "So don't worry, I can't kill you."
Countless question marks were whizzing around Jing Huan's head.
?
What's the Heart's Desire talking about?
Why don't I understand a word of this?
Who am I? Where am I? What am I going to do?
"Explain," Xiang Huaizhi let go of the mouse and leaned back, "why you're opening a trumpet and coming to me to berate yourself?"
Jing Huan: "......"
Is it too late for him to get off the line?
That's not true.
Jing Huan licked his lips nervously. How did he hide it so well, how did Heart to Heart see it?
"In the future, register smaller numbers and stop using your micro-signal as your personality signature." Suggested to Huaizhi, "It's easy to be recognized."
[Team] You Cheer Brother: ............
[Team] You Cheer Brother: Would you believe me if I said it was a coincidence?
To Huaizhi he chuckled, "What do you think?"
"Your brother Juan" was silent.
Xiang Huaizhi seemed to feel something and said in a deep voice, "No one is allowed to place a number."
Jing Huan, who just moved his mouse over the words "close the game": "......"
[Team] Brother You Joy: I didn't ask for a down number! >. <.
Because it was a new number, the little fox was wearing level 0 equipment, looking shabby and out of place with the man carrying a divine weapon beside him.
To Huaizhi, he unloaded his gaming gear, the light on his body instantly receding, and said, "Open the mike."
Jing Huan wants to headbutt the display right now.
After a while, he slowly opened Mai Kefeng and called out, "Brother."
Toward Huaizhi, he silently tugged at the corners of his mouth, his tone as muffled as ever, "What's the play of the day?"
"The act ...... " Jing Huan bit her lip, in a hurry, "is a sense--feelings test. "
Raising an eyebrow at Huaizhi, he repeated, "A test of feelings?"
"Right ......" Jing Huan's mind was spinning fast and he quickly came up with a set of words to say.
He told the story of Chun Xiao and Xiang Si ignoring being picked on by the trumpets.
"So yeah, I just wanted to see ...... if you'd believe me if someone opened a trumpet and maligned me in front of you."
To Huaizhi fell silent.
When there was no movement on the headset, Jing Huan called out uneasily, "Brother?"
"So, did I pass?" Asked Huaizhi in a muted voice.
Jing Huan froze and said busily, "Of course ...... didn't you recognize me right away."
Because of her nervousness and embarrassment, Jing Huan always felt that her hands were particularly free.
So he broke away from following and, as usual, circled around his heart's desire.
The little fox has a short tail and runs with a flick of his naivety.
Staring at his tail to Huaizhi, he said, "Don't ever open a trumpet again."
Jing Huan dared to say no: "No more! Absolutely not!"
To Huaizhi: "If someone badmouths you to me, it's a small pull and a big hunt."
"Uh-huh ...... hmmm?" Jing Huan froze.
"I won't listen and I won't believe." Finishing the sentence to Huaizhi, "If you have any more questions in the future, come directly to me without testing."
Jing Huan looked at the simple and unadorned game characters he longed for, and for a moment he was lost in thought, his heart inexplicably beating fast, and it took him a long time to stifle the words, "Oh ......"
In the morning, he added in a small voice with a weak heart, "I was shocked by that, Chun Xiao They have such a good relationship, they will be provoked ...... After all, it is an online love affair."
So it's normal for me to be insecure!
You can't blame me!
After these words, there was no more sound in the headset, and Jing Huan breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that he had passed the test.
I don't know how long it was before Heart to Heart finally spoke, his low voice shattering his composure like a punch-
"Do you want to meet?"
Published at: 07/05/2024 04:00