Chapter 512: Challenge

Bai Liu stared at Spades through the window for a while, he was just about to turn around and go down to pick up Spades, when he saw Spades climbed up the street lamp post in two or three quick moves, and from the lamp, he jumped and steadily grabbed the security bar in front of Bai Liu's window, stepped on the wall with one foot, and leaned over to Bai Liu's face, and stared at him straightly.

Bai Liu: "......"

He swept an afterimage of the streetlamp bent by one of Spades' leaps, stomping into a lamppost, a subtle pause in his line of sight.

...... According to theory, when all players log into reality, the in-game panel physical quality will not follow, that is, it will be reduced to the normal human category, but Spades this guy's strength is still so ......

Unreasonable.

This can't already be the effect after chipping, can it?

Rarely did Bai Liu feel a sense of crisis under Spades' aggressive gaze, he opened his mouth, just as he was about to say, "Go down, I'll pick you up downstairs," he saw Spades easily break the guardrail that Mu Ke had just installed in the afternoon, get in between the two bars, push open the locked window (yes, another lock had been pulled here), and then As soon as Spades stepped into Bai Liu's house, his upper body poked its way in and embraced him tightly.

Bai Liu was lurched backward several steps by the force of Spades' lunge, and finally collapsed onto the couch where the two of them fell together.

He'd had a few drinks in the evening, and when Spades made such a solid impact, he was dizzy and had a feeling he couldn't catch his breath.

"You get up first." Bai Liu tries to calmly back away from Spades, who buries his head in his neck and starts rubbing it, and halfway through the push his eyelids flutter and he says coldly, "No kissing!"

Spades' movements paused, and he slowly rubbed downward

Bai Liu's temples throbbed wildly as he took a deep breath, "And no biting."

"But I miss you." Spades held on tight, his legs pressed against Bai Liu so that Bai Liu couldn't move, "Why can't I kiss you when I can come to you?"

Bai Liu: "......"

Who the hell taught Spades that human social graces are such that you can go to each other's houses and just kiss each other?

"You get up first." Bai Liu ordered in a cold tone, and after realizing that it wasn't working, and that Spades was still holding him down, Bai Liu paused and changed his tone, "I'll reward you if you get up."

Spades sits up quickly as he stares straight at Bai Liu.

Bai Liu: "......"

Bai Liu drops his eyes and kneels up to give Spades a very shallow kiss on the eyelid.

"Okay." Bai Liu sits back down on the couch as he holds down Spades, who is still trying to come over, and suddenly, for some reason, smiles very lightly and asks softly, "Why did you want to kiss me?"

"I'm qualified." Spades looked at him, "I can kiss you now."

--Last time Bai Liu kissed him when he said he was qualified, so here at Spades, the logic evolved that as long as he was qualified, he could keep kissing Bai Liu.

"It's not that you're qualified so you can kiss me." Bai Liu slowly let go of the hand holding Spades down, he scrunched his feet up on the couch, wrapped his arms around them and leaned his head against his knees, his pair of somewhat drunken and watery black eyes contained many emotions Spades couldn't read, and the words came out softly, but with a smile:

"It's because I like you, so I'll allow you to kiss me."

Spades paused as he asked rhetorically, "Like, what is it?"

"Liking is probably one of those feelings that doesn't have a cost-effective price tag." Bai Liu drops his eyes as he explains to Spades in a very calm tone, "Typically speaking it happens between people and is accompanied by the production of dopamine and hormones that cause people to briefly lose their minds, lose control, and forget to weigh the benefits and losses."

"Overall, not a good thing."

Spades said quickly, "Then you're not allowed to like me."

After a moment's interval, he added with a grimace, "And no liking anyone else, either."

Bai Liu was quiet for a moment, "I don't do things that don't benefit me, so it's profitable for me to like you."

Spades asked, "So what do you want me to do?"

Bai Liu slowly, slowly raises his eyes as he looks at Spades and suddenly smiles, "I was hoping you could help me eat my almost expired Kauai Do."

Spades slow: "?"

Bai Liu gets up and picks up the Cupido, handing it to him, "This is it."

I think it was a Kauai Do that Mu Ke's Guan Jia threw in in her fumble after helping Bai Liu fill the freezer with all the expensive ice creams in the neighborhood in a bit of a hurry, but unfortunately, it was about to expire.

Bai Liu has always had such good luck with buying cuteness that it's always on the verge of expiration, so he wasn't surprised to see that it was only going to expire in a day.

Spades took the Kauai Do in Bai Liu's hand, he looked at Bai Liu and asked earnestly, "As long as I help you eat the Kauai Do that's going to expire every time, you can keep liking me, can't you?"

Bai Liu looked at Spades too, and he was quiet for a long, long time, then said, "Every time, yes."

Spades' eyes were stern and he opened his mouth to bite down, Bai Liu quickly reached out and stuck Spades' teeth, he calmly said, "You haven't torn the wrapping paper yet."

Eventually Spades, with the help of Bai Liu, ate the expiring Kauai Do in two or three bites, swiftly and ferociously, with an air of trying to kill Kauai Do.

And then got it on myself and Bai Liu.

Bai Liu gives Spades a rundown of basic electrical appliances and common sense safety tips before heading to the shower, such as don't touch electrical outlets and don't eat things with a hard texture, like the coffee table - although it seems like with the level of skin this guy has, he shouldn't be in trouble either, but just in case.

It's the only lizard he has that can help destroy Cuddlesome.

It is Bai Liu's responsibility to cherish lizards.

Bai Liu then prepares to call Lu Yizhan to ask how Spades is doing in reality - the lizard is just too skinny, Bai Liu basically shakes his eyes, and when he turns around, Spades has curiously gnawed the four corners of the coffee table.

Not to mention, it's quite square and artistic.

After Bai Liu coldly gouges the four corners of the coffee table out of Spades' mouth, Bai Liu feels he must take a shower.

"Lu Yizhan," Bai Liu said the moment the call was answered, "I have the Spades."

Lu Yizhan Confused and shocked: "......? How many points ransom do I have to pay before you let him back?"

Bai Liu: "......"

Lu Yizhan quickly snorted, "Just kidding, I know where Spades is with you."

"He's in a bit of a strange situation." Bai Liu paused eerily, "He seems to be of about the same physical quality in reality and in the game."

"Right." Lu Yizhan wasn't surprised, "Spades are monsters, in reality and in the game it was supposed to be a panel."

"Before this guy has been doing things hard no light no heavy, curiosity is also heavy, do not dare to put him to reality, afraid of not being able to control him all of a sudden to the sky are overturned, the test when this guy's highest grip strength of more than 1 ton, do not control the strength of the pinch people's wrists can be pinched crushed, but now you're in, he listens to you, I dared to put him to the reality."

"The condition of Spades' eyes has also stabilized for the time being." Lu Yizhan inquired while sighing, "He's on your side now, isn't he quite well-behaved?"

Bai Liu holds up the phone and slowly looks up at Spades, who is lying on the ground outside sniffing the ground with a cold look of indifference, Bai Liu quickly covers the phone receiver and calmly warns, "Spades, no licking the ground, and if you do, you won't be allowed to lick me."

Spades oohs and aahs, then asks, "But there's still cuteness galore on the floor."

"Don't worry about it." Bai Liu said coldly and cruelly, "It has been completely killed by you and will never come back to life."

--Bai Liu explains to Spades that expired Cupido is something harmful to the human body, so he needs Spades to help him out, and for some reason the guy interprets Cupido as a monster and starts searching for Cupido all over the house, trying to brutally slaughter the entire Cupido family.

Then Bai Liu let go of the handset, and Lu Yizhan on the other side of the room was confused: "Why did you just stop talking?"

"Bad signal." Bai Liu calmly asked back, "What did you just say?"

Lu Yizhan said, "Spades is a good boy at your place, isn't he?"

Bai Liu responded as if nothing had happened, "It's okay."

Lu Yizhan was relieved, "That's good, he doesn't have much common sense, I'm afraid he'll get into trouble."

Bai Liu said, "Then I'm going to take a shower."

"Okay ...... no, wait!" Lu Yizhan called out to Bai Liu in a panic, "There's something I haven't told you!"

Bai Liu asked, "What is it?"

Lu Yizhan begins to stammer, "Ah, this, this ah, is ......"

Bai Liu said coldly, "I'll hang up if I don't."

Lu Yizhan's heart was hardened and he just closed his eyes, "--It's that thing with Spades and you!!!"

Bai Liu paused for two seconds, then he responded, and it was Bai Liu's turn to be quiet for a long time before he spoke, "What are you going to say?"

"It's that you are a normal person's physical quality in real life, not that panel in the game." Lu Yizhan blushed while explaining at a rapid pace, "But Spades isn't, he's still the same pervert level panel from the game in real life because he's a monster."

"He is a mermaid transformed, all over the body waist and legs of the strongest strength, is what you two want to do, just, you let him must be lighter, otherwise he can give you a broken bone."

Bai Liu : "...... Is there anything else to explain?"

Lu Yizhan sighed eerily as he said in embarrassment and despair, "And then there was the early years, when I was giving Spades a physiology course, when I was giving this part of the course, he couldn't understand this part of human knowledge, and he still felt like a lizard all the time, and I was giving a course on the mating process of lizards!"

"I was wrong! I know I was lazy and I was wrong!"

"But the lizard's □□ process is a bit barbaric." Lu Yizhan stammers, "It's like, it's like biting the neck and tying the female's legs with the tail and stuff, so you're on your own ......"

"Just better not in reality ......"

Bai Liu hung up the phone violently, his face still calm, but breathing a little sharply.

Then it would be fine not to be in reality - Bai Liu at that time thought so rationally and calmly.

In order to calm himself down completely, Bai Liu decided to take a cold shower. He asked Spades to find a big nightgown for Spades to change his dirty clothes, and then went into the renovated bathroom to take a shower.

Spades changes clothes honestly.

Unfortunately for Bai Liu, the pajamas that he thought Spades fit and were too big for him were still too small.

Spades wore it with his ankles and navel showing, and even lacking common sense, Spades knew it was too small, so he took it off (and then ripped it in the process).

He had no clothes to wear, his previous clothes had been thrown into the washing machine by Bai Liu as soon as he was changed out of them, and now Spades needed a shirt.

He found several Bai Liu shirts to try on and none of them fit, so those shirts also died after being tried on by Spades - basically chipped off the shoulders and back centerline.

Finally, Spades rummages through a shrouded pocket and finds a particularly large doll's suit.

Spades' eyes were fixed the moment he saw the doll suit, his black eyes turning silver-blue the moment he saw it.

He tried it on and it fit just right when he put it on, like it was made for him - it's actually supposed to be a big doll's outfit to wear, but when Spades put it on, it looked like pajamas.

The moment the doll's suit is on, Spades, as if by a subconscious pull, walks uncontrollably towards the bathroom where Bai Liu is taking a shower.

--He vaguely remembers that this dress must be shown to Bai Liu when he wears it, and that he will be happy when he sees it.

Despite Bai Liu's repeated warnings not to push the door in while he was showering, Spades did so.

By the cold water drenched lips white Bai Liu heart that strange feeling only went down, as soon as he saw Spades pushed open the door, he looked cold: "I did not tell you not to come in ......"

Bai Liu's words stopped, and his expression was completely still as he looked out the door at Spades, who was wearing the doll's suit and had silver-blue eyes.

Spades said, "I like you, Bai Liu."

Bai Liu reaches out and wraps his hands around Spades' face, then rips Spades into the bathroom, pushes Spades against the bathroom door, and kisses him with his eyes closed.

As Spades, whose hair was wet from the cold water, lowered his head in a vicious hug and bit the back of his neck, pushing upward with all his might, Bai Liu, shivering, pressed his hands against the frosted glass door of the bathroom that had just been installed, leaving two messy handprints in his wake.

The water from the shower head was cold, and Spades' skin should have been cold too, but at the moment, for some reason, it was clinging tightly to Bai Liu's back, making him shiver.

It turns out that animals like lizards have blood that gets hot when it's this intense?

Bai Liu bites his lower lip, gasping with reddened eyes as Spades pushes and clutches him, his mind already in a complete trance.

In a moment of pain from the bite on the back of his neck, Bai Liu raised his head lazily in his eyes as he thought into the shower head that kept spilling water:

Love this kind of stuff ...... What a totally cost effective out of control sentiment.