Okay, let's have spicy rabbit head tonight.
Tang Mo and Fu Wenduo recognized the Sneezy Goblin, their eyes narrowed and they reached out for the dwarf without hesitation. But the Sneezing Spirit whooshed away with great speed. He abandoned his large wooden stick and turned to run. The dwarf was not very strong, but he was very fast, and in a few moments he disappeared into the deserted city, and was lost to sight.
The next moment, the whole city burst into song, as if hundreds of children were singing in unison, and the sound of the song resounded through the valley.
"Magic Mirror Magic Mirror, her skin is as white as snow."
"Magic mirror magic mirror, her lips are as red as blood."
"Magic Mirror Magic Mirror, her hair is as black as an ebony window."
......
"Mirror, mirror, mirror, who is the most beautiful woman in the world?"
The song started from the west, and then from the east. As the last question was asked, the song ended abruptly and seven pairs of eyes poked out of the bushes lining the street. A gruff male voice said, "Not that bad woman."
The second voice was slightly more shrill, "It's no one but the bad woman."
The third voice swallowed slowly: "That damn woman, why isn't she dead yet."
Fourth voice: "Stupid, who can kill her."
The fifth voice: "Didn't these humans come back with poison apples."
The sixth voice seemed to have seen something, and suddenly pulled up, "Ah ah ah ah, asshole, I saw those two asshole players! They're the ones who caused me to lose my job as an Underground Man Wang Guo Customs officer!"
The seventh voice was much more familiar, it was the sneezers from the Circus of Oddities, "Damn fool, you actually have a grudge against them too? Kill 'em all, can't let 'em wake up that bad girl, just let her sleep for the rest of her life!"
At the first sound, Tang Mo's six were already gripping their weapons, ready to attack. These dwarves traveled deceptively, their voices coming from all directions. Fu Wenduo recognizes them carefully, and when the sixth dwarf speaks, he has already found a direction. When the last dwarf finished speaking, Fu Wenduo, Tang Mo, Bai Ruoyao and Andre rushed out.
Screams pierced the sky, "Ahhhhhhhh they've found us, kill them!"
"Kill them!!!"
Fu Wen pulls Chen Shanshan into a restaurant, where he pulls a handgun out of his backpack. The twelve year old boy hides his body behind a table in the restaurant, protecting the short-haired girl who can't evolve her body behind him. He holds the gun, aiming each shot at one of the dwarfs, who are forced to reveal themselves by his bullets.
When the dwarf's movements slowed down, Tang Mo's attacks immediately followed.
The dark, three-pronged, cone-shaped sharp weapon slashed down and broke a thick tree, frightening the dwarfs so much that they instantly woke up and never dozed off again. Tang Mo's little Yang San is sharp and incomparable, and as soon as he opened his umbrella, he used the hard surface of the umbrella to push the two dwarfs to Bai Ruoyao. The two dwarfs touched their own hair and said in horror, "Don't shave my hair, this is all I have left to cover my baldness!"
Andre, on the other hand, punches a little kid.
Each of the seven dwarfs is incredibly weak, but their speed is inversely proportional to their strength. They were so weak that they were no match for Tang Mo's six, and probably Chen Shanshan could have beaten them in terms of physical strength alone.
But they were fast.
The four Tang Mo's look at each other, and Andre slams his fist into a giant billboard on the street, knocking this billboard to the ground and blocking the way of the four dwarves.
Bai Ruoyao blocked one way, Tang Mo and Fu Wenduo each blocked an exit. The seven dwarfs were blocked to death. The smartest dwarf, Know-it-all, had a twinkle in his eye: "I'll go find that stinky woman, you guys wait."
The other dwarves were instantly displeased, "You're clearly trying to run!"
Manzanita was incomparably sinister, even if his purpose was demolished, he did not blush or jump, and even managed to say with a straight face, "If I can escape one is one, I don't want to die with you guys." But as soon as he finished speaking, a rubber rope tightly wrapped around his arm. Marvelous looked at the other party in dismay.
Only a thin rubber rope shot out from Tang Mo's palm and bound the dwarf's arm in a deadly grip. No matter how much the Marvelous Man struggled, he could not untie the rope.
Andre stepped forward and strung the seven dwarfs together in turn, like candy canes.
It was as if these seven men were printed from a single mold, all of them were short, dry, skinny midgets. After being bundled together, they began to grumble at each other.
"I blame you, I told you you couldn't care less about these bad humans, they're awesome."
"How do I know they're so powerful, the humans weren't this strong before. "
"Of course they were powerful. It was them, those two assholes, who caused me to lose my job in the circus. They even dared to offend the Honorable Grea!"
Tang Mo looks at the dwarf who spoke, and after a moment of scrutiny, he recognizes it: it's actually the midget officer from the Underlander Customs?
"I know that big guy, he's a pain in the ass, he's the one who stole a bottle of banana wine from my private stash that time at the Banana Tavern!"
A dwarf in green glares angrily at Andre, who, after a moment's recollection, says to the dwarf in green in English, "Could it be a single-player copy of a game I once entered last year that had me stealing a bottle of wine from the Banana Tavern? It's been almost a year."
The dwarf exclaimed in annoyance, "It's been a year and you still haven't paid me for my banana drink!"
Andre: "......"
Each of the six Tang Mo players was a high-level player who had experienced countless Black Tower games, and their names were very loud in the Black Tower world. Similarly, because they had participated in too many Black Tower games, they had also made enemies with many Black Tower bosses.
All seven dwarves were tied up with ropes, and the six gathered and began to discuss what to do with the seven.
Tang Mo: "They are the seven dwarfs, and with their strength, the Black Tower is definitely not guarded by them. The real guardian of the tower is Princess White show. Using them, we can find Princess White show and even threaten her."
Fu Wenduo, in a rare reversal of Tang Mo's opinion, pointed at one of the dwarfs, his voice calm, "He just said that he really wanted to kill Princess White show. This is the Black Tower world, not a fairy tale. Princess White show is a dangerous Black Tower BOSS, and her relationship with the dwarfs is obviously not good either."
Bai Ruoyao: "What should we do? Should we let them go? If we let them go, maybe they'll go back and tip off Princess White Show."
Tang Mo looked to him, "I thought you said Princess White show was asleep?"
Bai Ruoyao showed a mysterious smile as he took out his backpack, unzipped it, and showed it to Tang Mo.
Tang Mo looked away, "What for."
Bai Ruoyao: "Hee hee, Tangtang, don't you see anything missing?"
Something missing?
Tang Mo, take a closer look at the backpack.
After a few seconds, his eyes widened in shock and he said, "Where's the apple?"
Bai Ruoyao smiled and said, "It seems that after entering this city, the apple automatically disappeared from my backpack. Ah, could it be that it was discovered by its owner and automatically returned to Princess White show? Then it can't be that Princess White show has woken up by now."
Crowd: "......"
Tang Mo wants to lift his foot now and kick this asshole doll-faced youth into the Yangtze River!
This is important information, and you're just fucking telling me now?
Seemingly hearing the words in Tang Mo's heart, Bai Ruoyao was a bit aggravated, "I only just realized it."
However, no one believes his words, it's a wolf story. After being fooled so many times, people don't even believe Bai Ruoyao's words with a single punctuation mark.
Before the six could discuss a single thought, the dwarf yelled first.
"Ahhhhhhhh she's awake?"
"Bastard bastard bastard bastard, that bedbug woman actually did wake up!"
"I don't want to pour her foot wash, I don't want to wash her socks, she's going to die quickly aaaaaaaaahhhh."
Chen Shanshan grasped the point as she calmly asked, "The ugly woman you are talking about is Princess White show? Do you also want her to die?"
The seven dwarfs nodded their heads together as if they were pounding garlic, and their movements were so neatly organized that they actually had a special sense of joy.
"That's for sure, who wants to meet that stinking woman. She's nothing but a face!"
Chen Shanshan : "In that case, the enemy of my enemy is my friend. Do any of you know how to kill Princess White show?"
As soon as Chen Shanshan finished speaking, a clear child's voice immediately rang out -
"Ding Dong! Triggered single player challenge co-op game ' White show Princess and the Poison Apple'."
"In the dense Black Tower Forest lives a beautiful and kind princess. She had skin like snow, lips like blood, and black hair like ebony. All the animals in the forest loved her dearly, and the birds were willing to sing for her ......"
As soon as the words were spoken, the city, suddenly, was filled with the caws of crows quacking.
"Flowers are willing to bloom for her. "
On both sides of the road, clusters of flowers that had just been budding suddenly withered.
"The seven dwarfs became her servants willingly."
Turnip diced dwarfs: "I shucks!"
The Black Tower continues, "Princess White show is the most popular woman in the forest. As the most beautiful girl in Wang Guo, the Underground Man, she suffers countless attacks on her life every day. If beauty is a sin, then she has already sinned a lot. Beautiful things are always more moving when they come to an abrupt end at the high|tide. So says the circus master."
"Ding Dong! Rules of the game--"
"First, the only thing that can kill Princess White show is a poison apple."
"Second, once a day during the day, players have the opportunity to poison the Princess White show in the manner of their choice and by the person of their choice. When the poison is cast, that player may automatically change into their desired appearance. Note: Only one player may change appearance each day."
"Third, the player has a total of three chances, three days and nights to find a chance to kill the Princess of White show."
"Fourth, daytime is the time for players to poison, and nighttime is the time for Princess White show to go out and hunt players."
"...the world is jealous of my beauty! White show Princess lets out a cry."
After the Black Tower announced all the rules, a large turquoise tree rose up out of nowhere. Huge trees magically burrowed out of the concrete, some growing on the road, others growing between two buildings, squeezing those two buildings to either side.
Trees and grass, flowers and birdsong.
Three seconds later, a silent forest appeared in front of everyone. Who would have thought that this forest was a human city just a few seconds ago?
This forest still had remnants of the city, except that there were too many trees, and the entire Fengjie County was covered by them into a primitive forest. And in between the group of trees surrounding it, a lofty and huge black tower was suspended in mid-air.
At that moment, a beautiful singing voice came from the distance.
The sweet singing voice was like the most melodious singing of a nightingale, even the Tang Mo six were so impressed by the perfection of the song that they lost their concentration for a moment. However, just in the next moment, the song came to an abrupt end, and the other party hemmed and hawed, "Look what I found, a wounded Tu Zi!!! okay, let's eat spicy rabbit head tonight."
Crowd: "......"
This is definitely not a fucking White show princess!
Published at: 11/16/2024 02:00