Chapter 23: Ripped
The crew finally did a sub, and the next task was simple enough for the guests to combine their efforts in the morning and finally get back to the Tsang family base camp to enjoy a rare break.
Qi Xingchen, who ran to the director's lounge, said, "Director Zhao, my family would like to come over to see me this afternoon and stay here for a night, is that okay?"
Director Zhao asked thievishly, "Female family members?"
"...... Really my family," Qi Xingchen said breathlessly, "My own sister, also surnamed Qi."
Before "Poor Traveler" started filming, director Zhao read the resumes of each regular guest and realized that Qi Xingchen was away from home for a long time for the first time. In this case, it's normal for his family to come over to see him, and after nagging him about the three no-no's and such, he was allowed to do so.
Qi Xingchen thanked Director Zhao and ran to a deserted place to ask Qi Yuji about his progress.
"Xingchen!" Qi Yuji turned into a calling monster, "I'm leaving soon! I brought you dried cod and Auntie Chang's spicy beef sauce. What else do you want?"
"...... This is enough," Qi Xingchen said, "The road where I am shooting is not good, so I need to ask you and your bodyguard to come by oxcart. What time do you arrive, I'll ask the old folks to pick you up."
"No aggravation, as long as I can see my family Xingchen crawling over is not an aggravation! I'll be in Niu Ben Town at five, I'll be able to get over to Sheep Goat Village at almost five-forty, I think."
"Okay, I'll see you there. By the way," Qi Xingchen reminded, "it's cold in the mountains at night, remember to bring a jacket."
The earpiece segment was silent for a moment, then a scream erupted, "Ahhhhh my Xingchen actually knows to care about his sister! I'm a complete success, oooooooooo......"
Qi Xingchen quickly pulled the phone away from his ear, waiting for Qi Yuji's mood to return to normal before hanging up the phone with a few words of advice.
After Zhao and Qi Yuji were done, the next step was Zhou Yu. Qi Xingchen went to his room for a while to recuperate, then went to Lao Zeng to beg him to pick up Qi Yuji for him, and then opened his suitcase to get a small box.
Zhou Yu is giving Luo Qiuman a back-punch in the middle of the courtyard, and after picking up the box Qi Xingchen clips his cell phone to his shoulder and slowly pretends to be passing by, discussing in a low voice with the other end of the phone as he walks by: "...... Yes, five forty. Well, into the village path next to the drying field. Oops, don't ask me, of course it's a good thing, hehehehehe ......"
Zhou Yu subconsciously pricked up his ears to eavesdrop, and gradually became suspicious in his heart.
After two days of recording, he could tell that Zhang Yunfei was the oldest male in the "Poor Traveler" guest group, playing the role of decision maker. Qi Xingchen is the youngest and the most active, and has become the favorite of the group.
Even if Qi Xingchen didn't say what he was doing, Zhou Yu could guess that he was looking for a chance to make a name for himself. After losing face to that kid yesterday, how could he let Qi Xingchen get what he wanted?
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Qi Xingchen surreptitiously observed Zhou Yu's expression, seeing that he looked different, the big stone in his heart instantly fell to the ground.
Qi Yuji is a vegetarian, and tries not to appear in the camera when he can. Qi Xingchen made a point of strolling around the village twice, ditching his followers and tiptoeing in the direction of the drying grounds.
At 4:00 p.m., Lao Zeng left on time to pick up Qi Yuji, and at 5:30 p.m., Qi Xingchen arrived at the drying yard.
Unfortunately, he has missed one point - curiosity, many viewers like to pickpocket the family background of the star, so Zhao specially instructed the cameraman to follow Qi Xingchen, shoot more footage of the little witty ghost and his family, when the time comes, you can cut the sister does not show her face to cut into the main film, as one of the points of view.
So the photographer intentionally pulled away and fell far behind Qi Xingchen. He used to work as a paparazzo and was very good at taking photos, and the drying field was full of mountain goods piled up high, which was particularly suitable for hiding.
At this moment, Qi Xingchen didn't realize that he was being followed, his short debut time had made him very insensitive to cameras. While calculating the time, he thought about how to appease his sister later.
Without waiting to think about it, the sound of clothes rubbing against each other suddenly came from behind him.
Zhou Yu is coming!
Time was running out, so Qi Xingchen had no choice but to shrug off other thoughts and pretend to be surprised, "Huh, Yu, you're out blowing off steam too."
"Well," Zhou Yu probed, looking behind him, "where are the others?"
"It's just me here, what brings you here?"
"...... Just yourself?"
Zhou Yu half believing, obviously he heard Qi Xingchen call to find people.
However, he could not ask, if he asked about eavesdropping on the phone, he would be exposed, and his eyes stared at Qi Xingchen in an unfavorable manner.
Qi Xingchen looked like he didn't see that he was in a bad mood and looked up and tapped his head, "Right Yu Bro, it's just right that I ran into you. I want to apologize to you, I really didn't want a PASS card yesterday."
Zhou Yu's face was gloomy: "Apologize? Heh, I've already lost my face, what's the use of apologizing?"
Yesterday, he was humiliated in public, all because of this little scumbag in front of him, Zhou Yu hated the little scumbag to fly into the smoke, and did not want to say a word to him.
Qi Xingchen anticipated the uselessness of an empty apology and pulled out the box from his pocket.
The box has the RICHARD MILLE logo on it - the very same watch Qi Yuji gave him.
Afraid that Qi Yuji would find out that he wasn't wearing his watch, he had tucked it into a compartment in his suitcase before he left, but he didn't expect it to come in handy now.
"This year's new model ......." Seeing the watch, Zhou Yu's eyes light up, "What are you doing with this."
"Brother Yu, we came out from the same company, I want to be friends with you more than enemies. This is a small token of my appreciation, don't be so mean to me, okay?"
I don't know what to do with you? Zhou Yu sneered in his heart - how could he let Qi Xingchen go after stealing his variety show and causing him to lose face?
But the watch is quite nice, R has released two models this year, Qi Yuji gave him one, and with this one, he can make up a nine-panel grid to send to his friends again.
"I'll keep the stuff, but whether or not you're genuinely apologizing remains to be seen."
Zhou Yu grabbed the watch, couldn't wait to put it on his hand, looked left and right, the more he looked, the more satisfied he was, and then he thought of one thing: "No, you're such a poor bastard how can you have money to buy a watch, won't take the fakes to fool me, right."
"How dare I buy a fake? I have more followers now and I've taken on some work." Qi Xingchen lied, "The first thing I did when I got the money was to buy you an apology gift."
"Oh, and you recognize such an upscale brand?"
"I don't know," Qi Xingchen laughed darkly, "Your girlfriend bought this brand for you, I see you quite like it, just ...... Well."
In the middle of his sentence, Zhou Yu immediately reached out to cover Qi Xingchen's mouth and looked around like a thief: "In public, don't talk shit!"
"It's okay Yu," Qi Xingchen said, "I'll avoid the camera."
"You're smart." Zhou Yu was easily convinced. Because if Qi Xingchen wants to find someone to strategize how to make a splash, he'll have to go around the camera.
He sighed in relief, "Don't talk about her later when no one is around."
"Not talking about who?"
"...... It's that girlfriend I've been told about."
Not long ago, Zhou Yu was proud to have a celebrity as his girlfriend, but now that he knows the heroine and has a girlfriend, he doesn't even want to admit Qi Yuji's identity, and uses the word "she" to refer to her--
What the fuck type of crap is this?
"Qi Xingchen's anger instantly surged to the top of his skull. He had intended to lure Zhou Yu to speak slowly, but his patience was burned to the ground by his anger: "What do you mean by 'legendary girlfriend'?"
Zhou Yu looked indifferent: "Because I'm thinking about dumping her."
"She just got someone to shove you into Poor Traveler, and then you dumped her... you're not as fast as you are at tearing down bridges, are you?"
"I never liked her in the first place, she's the one who kept clinging to me and I had to deal with it. Furthermore ......" Zhou Yu couldn't figure it out, "Plus how do you know that she was the one who helped match me into Poor Traveler?"
The more you listen to these words of black and white Qi Xingchen more and more angry, can no longer control, reach out and grab Zhou Yu collar: "You do not like her and still accept her things? You don't like her, but you still coaxed her with sweet words? You don't like her, but you still tricked her into chartering a plane to see the aurora borealis? You don't like her, but you still hang on to her and don't break up with her?"
Zhou Yu was strangled and coughed a few times, as far as he remembered, Qi Xingchen and his girlfriend did not get along at all, so he didn't understand why he suddenly got angry.
Being poked in the heart, Zhou Yu became furious and swung Qi Xingchen backhandedly, "You son of a bitch, why are you always meddling in our business? What's the matter, you like her and want to take over when I'm tired of playing with her?"
The punch hit the bridge of Qi Xingchen's nose, Qi Xingchen didn't expect him to say such disgusting words, and backhanded him with a punch, "Zhou Yu, that's your girlfriend, are you a man?"
Qi Xingchen strength is not small, Zhou Yu was hit by a stumble. He was held up by Qi Yuji every day, and had never suffered this kind of aggression. He was so angry that his eyes cracked and he cursed, "Fuck you, Qi Xingchen!"
Saying that, he spat out blood, acting as if he was going to fight Qi Xingchen desperately, and extended his leg with the intention of kicking someone-
Without kicking, a small green whirlwind suddenly rushed out!
A small whirlwind rolled in front of him, and with a loud bang, Zhou Yu felt a pain on the right side of his face, followed by a beefy liquid that smeared his face--
Qi Yuji shook his left hand and with his right hand he threw the bottle of spicy beef sauce directly onto Zhou Yu's head!
"Hiss ah - that hurts!"
The original owner and Qi Xingchen share the same passion for spices, and Aunt Zhang puts a lot of chili peppers in the beef sauce. The red chili sauce flowed into his eyes, Zhou Yu's tears and snot instantly dripped all over his face, and he wailed in pain!
"You swipe my black card, drive my car to go out to show off your wealth, I tolerate it; you pug like staring at luxury goods do not go, and turn around and twist it into I have to buy it for you, I also tolerate it; now you actually dare to hit me ...... How dare you hit random people, I tell you, old lady can't bear it!"
In order to see her beloved brother, Qi Yuji wore a grass-green dress, brown curly hair hanging down at the waist, red lips and snowy skin, as if the elves leaping out of the forest, one side of the bag to whirl Zhou Yu, one side of the quite sensible counting: "Previously sent you those 30,000 to 50,000 small things I do not want to give you back, give me last month to give you a 2004 Carina 42 Cabernet Sauvignon wine, last month to give you a Sri Lankan Padma sapphire tie clip, half a month ago to give you RICHARD MILLE all back to me! The 2004 Carina 42 Cabernet Sauvignon that I gave you last month, the Sri Lankan Padma Sapphire Tie Clip that I gave you last month, and the RICHARD MILLE that I gave you half a month ago, all of them are back to me!"
"By the way," Qi Yuji paused and pointed to the Gucci label on Zhou Yu's shirt, "this outfit was also bought by my mother. Brother Sun, Brother Li,"
Qi Yuji beckoned the bodyguard who came with her, "Strip him of his clothes and pants - now, immediately, right away!"
Published at: 06/17/2024 08:00