Chapter 24: Microblogging

When Qi Xingchen apologized to Zhou Yu and wanted to give Zhou Yu a gift, Qi Yuji was already beside him.

This was the younger brother that she had spoiled to the bone since childhood, how could she talk to someone in a low voice? And the person being apologized to actually didn't accept it, Qi Yuji was so angry that she almost didn't break her high heels.

The most disgusting thing is that Chow Dog not only accepted the gift, but also questioned his brother about buying fake goods.

Later on, he even hit his brother.

How dare you hit your brother now? What will you do when you get married? A man who bullies his brother should never be brought into the family!

Qi Yuji, getting angrier and angrier at his brother's bruised nose, instructed his bodyguards, "Pick it up!"

The two bodyguards immediately rushed to Zhou Yu's side.

Has been watching from the sidelines of the old Zeng, did not expect to get along with the boy is actually this kind of scum, but also angry rolled up his arms and sleeves, followed the bodyguard together with the pickpocket!

Zhou Yu's eyes were smeared by the chili sauce, he could not see very well, and when he heard Qi Yuji's voice, he panicked: "No. Baby, listen to me, it's not like that! Baby, listen to me, it's not like that! I didn't want to dump you, I was just joking with this little bastard!"

"...... Little scumbag?" Qi Yuji stomped his foot vigorously, "Who are you calling a little scumbag? Steak, give me a steak!"

"Yuji , baby, big baby, you forgive me ...... Don't touch me, you guys, you let go of me!"

Unfortunately, no matter how much Zhou Yu screamed, Qi Yuji, who had been touched, would not listen to him. After five minutes, Zhou Yu was completely out of control and was stripped down to his pants by the two bodyguards and Lao Zeng.

The image was so hot that Qi Xingchen didn't want to look any further and turned his head, bumping into the dumbfounded cameraman who was already filming the whole thing.

Qi Yuji, on the other hand, tsked, "Come to think of it, I bought these underwear for him, too, Brother Li, peel!"

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In Qi Xingchen impression, Qi Yuji this kind of gentle with a bit of naivety girls, love injury will mostly be their own silent digestion, so he has not dared to reveal to her Zhou Yu true colors, if revealed must be a hit and hit, so that she was coaxed by the Zhou Yu repeated injuries.

Who knows she can do pick Zhou Yu clothes so hard, originally only intended to force Zhou Yu quit showbiz, leave Qi Yuji to come, now it seems, this guy naked look has been shot by the camera a little bit of not down, depending on whether director Liu wants to send, want to send words can not be resolved by quitting showbiz.

The consequences are summed up in four words: ruin.

But the green tea dick who cheats on a girl's feelings is not worthy of hell, and Qi Xingchen can't afford to have a single ounce of sympathy for him.

At best, he was afraid of scaring Luo Qiuman by going back with his bird exposed, but Qi Xingchen stopped the bodyguard in time and didn't let the bodyguard strip off Zhou Yu's last shimmering cloth.

As the situation gradually stabilized, Qi Xingchen saw Zhou Yu being pressed to the ground by the bodyguards, and turned to comfort Qi Yuji: "Sister, don't be angry, it's not worth it to be angry with him."

"Don't you care, he dared to hit you just now, old lady must screw ...... today! No, Xingchen, what did you just call me?"

Qi Xingchen: "......"

"You called me sister?" Qi Yuji happily jumped three feet, "You called me sister, Xingchen called me sister!"

"Ever since you were in middle school, you haven't called me sister ......" As she said this, Qi Yuji's eyes glistened with water vapor, "Xingchen, do you know how long I've been waiting for this sentence?"

Qi Xingchen looked at the girl in front of him who was a head lower than him, when Qi Yuji rushed up just now, every word was blaming Zhou Yu for making a move on his younger brother, not mentioning the matter of cheating money and feelings in the slightest.

He was just punched in the face, Qi Yuji who was in the relationship was the biggest victim.

But when it happened, Qi Yuji didn't think of himself, he put him first.

What a selfless affection.

Qi Xingchen subconsciously called out "Sis".

Zhou Yu was still holding his body and howling in pain, he didn't hear the conversation here. It's not a good idea to always stand on someone else's drying ground, it's indecent, Qi Xingchen said, "Let's go back and take a breather first."

Qi Yuji didn't force him either, and with tears in his eyes, he said, "Okay, listen to you, listen to you all!"

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Qi Xingchen brought Qi Yuji to Lao Tie's house, Ceng Er's yard is full of cameras, just now Qi Yuji has already been photographed, so it's better to have a little less exposure.

Tie and Ceng Er live next door to each other, and Qi Yuji has always been twitchy because of the title "Sister", causing Qi Xingchen to scratch her head and wonder how to communicate with her. It was only after giving her the gift she bought in Denmark that Ms. Qi finally turned from a thunderstorm into a sunny day.

Qi Yuji was holding the bag, lovingly playing with it and kicking Zhou Yu, whose hands were clipped by the bodyguard, with the tip of his shoe: "How can we fix him? I was so blind in the beginning, otherwise I couldn't have caused so much trouble."

How to fix it ...... This is a bit of a tricky one.

Qi Xingchen frowned, when the phone suddenly rang, it was Director Zhao.

No need to guess, Qi Xingchen knows that the incident of Qi Yuji tearing down a scummy man just now has reached the ears of Director Zhao, so he instructed his bodyguard to take care of Qi Yuji and rushed back to the Zeng Family Compound at high speed.

Director Zhao first split his head and gave him a scolding, and after scolding him, he slammed the ashtray to the ground, "Say, you deliberately designed to let Zhou Yu go with you to the drying ground, right?"

The footage was complete, and Director Zhao had been in the entertainment industry for so many years that he could see the trick with a little brainstorming. Qi Xingchen doesn't deny it either, "That's right, I did it on purpose."

Zhao choked and said, "Qi Xingchen, Qi Xingchen, we've only been shooting for two days and the guest of honor has been injured, do you know how much trouble this has caused me? The first thing you need to do is to find a way to get a new flight attendant. The fact is, Zhou Yu is a sponsor, and if he is blind or disabled, the other party will sue him, so can you afford to do that? Forget it."

At this stage, Zhao knew that the most important thing was to solve the problem, not to pursue the blame. He took a deep breath and pointed at Qi Xingchen: "You stand here, don't move without my order, I'll go and make a call to the sponsor."

With that said, Director Jo walked to the far side, hung up his smile, and broadcast a call to his sponsor.

In fact, he quite likes Qi Xingchen this child, to report to the sponsor deliberately said rather vague: "...... It's my fault, I didn't watch ...... I didn't know that Qi Xingchen's sister and Zhou Yu had this relationship. If I knew, I couldn't have let that girl come ...... Zhou Yu Ah, Zhou Yu's eye seems to be hurt, I'm about to send him to the county hospital. ...... Yes, I haven't gone yet ...... What--Take out Zhou Yu and publicize the video?"

Presumably hearing some sort of strange instruction, Director Zhao's voice changed tone as he walked out of the courtyard.

When Director Zhao came back again, the sad clouds on his face had all dispersed, and his smile was excited: "Okay Xingchen, don't worry about it, the sponsor doesn't know what to think, he told me to just pull Zhou Yu Yu out of the picture, handle the mosaic at a later stage, and leave the people and public relations to them. By the way, he also asked me to publicize the video just now! Hey, hey, hey, hey, just when I was worried about the heat, the heat snapped on me, do you think it's coincidental?"

"Gee, that's great." Qi Xingchen nodded with feigned relief.

I didn't have the heart to tell Director Zhao that the sponsor is actually his big brother Qi Yunxiao.

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At Zhao's behest, the post-production masters quickly cut the movie and gave Qi Yuji a thick layer of mosaic. Zhou Yu, on the other hand, only had his indecent parts coded, while the rest of the movie can be described as "original".

Today's Saturday, the traffic is good, choose a day, Zhao director instructed the camera to use his own private number to send a video from the perspective of the melon eaters. The camera master followed the instructions to put the video out, Zhao director to find the operation of the official number clicked.

The news of Zhou Yu's entry into the group of "Poor Traveler" spread out very early, and seeing the official number's liking record, the "Poor Traveler" crowd of guest fans as well as variety fans curiously clicked in, and then were shocked by the bizarre content to the point of being unable to speak.

So beautiful and temperament girl, tear up the scum so tough, shocked, netizens cool have crazy forwarding, the video is so fire out of the circle.

The main thing is that there are thousands of scumbags and countless girls have been hurt by scumbags.

But how many of these victims have been able to seek justice for themselves, like Qi Yuji?

And how many were so hurt that they could only shed tears alone in secret, under the covers, late at night?

Qi Yuji's behavior can be considered as a great pleasure.

Qi Xingchen opens the comments section:

[Lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol! [Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!]

I also met this kind of scum when I was in college, but unfortunately I was too young to be as powerful as my beautiful sister. If I meet again now, I just want to say, scum must go out 300 yards!

"I want to be as beautiful and rich as Green Dress.

【Re-twisting the floor, the little handsome guy at the beginning of the video is good-looking wow, is it a poor traveling guest? Give me the whole portal ......]

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The matter was successfully completed, Qi Xingchen was too lazy to look at Zhou Yu and left it to Director Zhao.

Director Zhao didn't want to pick up this hot potato, and instructed his assistant to help Zhou Yu deal with his swollen walnut eyes, not to kill anyone, and then waited for the sponsor to send someone to pick him up.

The sponsors arrive soon after, picking up not only Zhou Yu, but also Qi Yuji - things have gotten ugly, and Qi Yunxiao will want to ask nicely, so Qi Xingchen asks her to bring back the gifts he bought for his father and brother.

After all this, the guests who saw the video ran to him in a group. Qi Xingchen, while looking in the mirror and applying a band-aid, dealt with the guests' torture: "That girl is my friend, passing by Qianzhou and came to see me. I don't know why Zhou Yu went to the drying yard, it's all a coincidence, hiss--"

Bai Ye frowns, "Better go to the hospital and have your nose checked."

"It's fine, I've fallen quite a few times before, I have experience, I'm sure I didn't break any bones." Qi Xingchen put an "X" on the bridge of his nose and turned around.

Guests of honor: "Hahahahahahaha ......"

Qi Xingchen was depressed by their laughter, but more importantly, he was afraid that they would continue to ask questions and find an excuse to go away.

After everyone laughed, Liu Ziyu couldn't help but gossip: "You guys, why would Xingchen hold out for the woman, can't it be ...... that he really has feelings for her? Do you really have feelings for her?"

"It's very likely!" Tao Tao analyzed, "Missy looks so pretty, how many boys can resist her charm."

"I think they are quite compatible, eh, look at the microblogging, they actually have the same last name yeah, too much destiny!"

"If I didn't know that Xingchen came from an ordinary family, I would have suspected that they were family ......"

The three lesbians discussed excitedly, chattering voices boring into their ears, Bai Ye frowned and got up.

"Bai Ye, you just got back, what are you doing?"

"Go to your room," Bai Ye said, "I'm a little tired, take a rest."

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Resolving Zhou Yu is equivalent to cutting off the plot of Qi Yuji's darkening and turning into a vicious cannon fodder from the source, which is equivalent to saving his life, and Qi Xingchen woke up refreshed.

Before the other guests got up, he hurriedly washed his face with water. After washing his face, he found Xiao Tie poking her head through the iron door of Zeng's house, and waved and smiled, "You're looking for me? Come in."

Xiao Tie flashed through the door as she was told. Holding a workbook in her hand, "Xingchen, I have a question for you."

The camera that got up earlier than the chickens yawned, "Young man, your Xingchen brother didn't have breakfast, wait for him to finish his breakfast and then come over."

"It's okay," Qi Xingchen shook his head, "It's a matter of a few minutes for one question, I'll see."

He took the workbook and said that a few minutes was really a few minutes, not only solved the answer, the whole idea of solving the problem was swished and written out.

Xiao Tie stared at him as he put down his pen, and realized that the questions he didn't know turned out to be so simple, and was happy, "Brother Xingchen, my classmates also want to ask you questions, you eat first, I'll make them wait a while."

"No need."

Sheep Village is not big, how many kids of similar age can there be? Qi Xingchen was so happy to solve the problem, "Let them all come in, we'll be done in twenty minutes."

"Okay, thanks Xingchen," Xiao Tie shouted, "Come on in!"

Then one, three, five, eight ...... walked in in order in a line.

...... A fucking total of forty or so came in!

The follow up assistant covered his head, "My goodness gracious, how many students is this?"

"Forty-two." Xiao Tie coyly said.

Filming assistant: "How many students are in your grade?"

"Our school is not divided into grades, the ten miles and eight villages put together come up with two classes, less than a hundred students."

There were less than a hundred in total, and forty-two of them came today, so half the school had poured out!

The camera assistant couldn't help but laugh and cry, and the bravado on Qi Xingchen's face gradually solidified into a bewildered and bitter smile.

He ran to the table, grabbed a bun and held it in his mouth as if in valor, "Come on!"

So this morning, Qi Xingchen was taken over by the children. It wasn't until Director Zhao came over to release the task that the children in a circle finally dispersed.

"To whom?" Qi Xingchen wiped the sweat off his face.

"It's my turn Ms. Xingchen," a girl raised her hand with a red face, "there are eight more behind me."

"Good. I'm going to do my own work now, is it too late for you guys to come back to me in the morning?"

The girl hesitated for a moment: "We have an exam tomorrow at nine."

"Early then, meet me at five."

Qi Xingchen sets the time, sends the children away, and gathers with the guests for orders.

Director Zhao first teased "Teacher Xingchen" for a few moments, and then held up the loudspeaker, "As you all know, there was a small incident with the program team yesterday, and the number of guests has now been adjusted back to six. I hope you won't be affected by this, and don't respond positively on social media platforms, but continue to work together to fulfill your daily tasks. I'll release today's tasks below haha."

"Today we are going to have a wilderness survival challenge, and the props needed for the task will be provided by the program. The requirements are--"

Guide Zhao turned back and pointed behind him, "You see those two peaks, the one on the left is called Panlong Mountain, and the one on the right is called Gufeng Mountain, you need to find the pass key in each of these two mountains before the mission is complete."

"The time limit for the mission is twenty-four hours, if it can be completed before the sun sets today, a hidden reward can be triggered, the content of the reward will be announced after the mission."

Hearing the words "time to pass", everyone could sense that this mission was different from the previous ones in terms of difficulty, as there had never been a time limit before.

"Passage key?" Liu Ziyu asked, "Is it an ordinary key?"

"It's up to you guys to discover it on your own," Director Zhao laughed, "It's not the same as what grows in the mountains anyway. Alright, put down your personal belongings and set off with me."

Everyone looked at each other and helplessly threw their backpacks back into their rooms.

Panlong Mountain and Gufeng Mountain are about half an hour away from Yangzou Village. In order to save energy, Tao Tao took out two hundred dollars of tourism fund and rented two tricycles from the villagers.

The closer we get to Panglong Mountain, the more we all realize why the show is limited to 24 hours.

From a distance, these two mountains are the flattest and shortest of the nearby mountains. When you get close enough to see them in their entirety, you realize that even at their shortest, they are considerably taller than the developed peaks!

Qi Xingchen Yu Guang looked over at Luo Qiuman and noticed that she looked slightly embarrassed and asked Director Zhao, "Can I give the PASS card to the other guests?"

Director Zhao: "No. Oh, I reminded you yesterday that you must distribute them."

Qi Xingchen : "But ......"

"That's okay," Luo Qiuman volunteered, "Are you trying to use it for me Xingchen?I usually work out a lot, it should hold up."

Since Luo Qiuman said so, we had to go to the venue to get the props.

The props are two large bags, Zhang Yunfei by Zhang Yunfei opened the report: "two tents, six hiking poles, six sun hats, a basin, six rice bowls, twelve chopsticks, a lighter, a spring 丨knife, a number of seasonings."

When he didn't move, Liu Ziyu urged, "Don't stop, keep talking."

"...... No," Zhang Yunfei said, "that's it."

Is that all?

"Can't be," Tao Tao was surprised, "Where's the food? Now just ten o'clock in the morning, let's climb two mountains and then go back to the village how to be a small day, and this is still the case of successfully find the key. If we can't find it, we need to spend the night on the mountain, not eating for more than ten hours ......"

Not eating for ten hours is acceptable if you don't exercise. But climbing mountains is already physically demanding, and not eating is tantamount to taking a life!

Zhang Yunfei also felt that something was wrong: "The field manager may have neglected to prepare something, I'll go ask."

Five minutes later, Zhang Yunfei came back with a wooden face.

"How so?" Qi Xingchen asked.

Zhang Yunfei said, "Zhao's words: the test of this issue is survival in the wilderness, the food is given to you, but still survive?"

Guests of Honor: "......"

Want to curse.jpg.

Zhang Yunfei understood everyone's feelings, and after consoling them, he said, "Let's go first, it's useless to stay here, maybe we can find the key to pass the level if we go up later."

"Yes," Qi Xingchen matches, "take one step at a time and see what happens."

Camera brother: "...... Why do you still have the whole jingle!"

Guests in a better mood: "Hahahahaha ......"

With a loud jingle, the group began to slowly climb up the hill, keeping an eye out for any items around that looked like keys.

Unfortunately, not until noon.

"Brother Yunfei, isn't it time to take a break," Tao Tao wiped his sweat, "We've been walking for three hours."

Luo Qiuman is also a bit out of breath, Zhang Yunfei looks at the time, "Okay, rest for an hour before we leave, I'll see if I can find some fruit or something to fill my stomach."

"Then you look for the fruit, I heard the sound of water next to me, I'll get some water." Qi Xingchen said.

They told the three girls to wait in the shade, Qi Xingchen took out a water basin, and Bai Ye said, "I'll go with you, the water is clear in the mountains, there may be fish."

Qi Xingchen : "...... Are you planning to catch fish? Fish in the mountains are smarter than people, and it might be a bit hard to catch them with your bare hands without a fishing net."

"Why bare hands." Bai Ye pulled out the spring 丨knife from his backpack, "We can sharpen the branch and spear the fish with it."

Qi Xingchen : "......"

Is Ning serious? Qi Xingchen was completely speechless.

How many years has this Master Bai been brainwashed by martial arts movies to think that spearing a fish with a tree branch is easier than catching it with his bare hands? The real Ai Dou would never be so stupid and sweet, Qi Xingchen thought silently.

But he couldn't bear to break Fake Ai Dou's dream of being a martial artist, so he took Bai Ye with him.

On the way Fake Ai Dou picked up a finger-thick twig and took a knife and sharpened it like a pencil, and he didn't say anything, pretending not to see it.

After walking for about twenty meters, I did see a small stream. I don't know whether it was fortunate or unfortunate that the stream was cut off by a fallen tree trunk, creating a shallow pool.

In the water of the pool, there is really a large group of carp swimming around leisurely, fat and strong, look at people's appetite.

Bai Ye lifts the branch, stands at the water's edge for a moment to observe, and lifts his leg to head into the water.

Qi Xingchen was just about to use the basin to multiply the water when she saw his movement and instantly stopped, "Eh, where are you going?"

"Go over there and spear the fish."

"Just go?"

Bai Ye was puzzled: "How does that go?"

Qi Xingchen choked a little, and after a moment's struggle where he stood, he resigned himself to putting down the basin and walking over to Bai Ye.

Then he squatted down and rolled up the leg of Bai Ye's sweatpants little by little: "If you go into the water like this, won't your pants get all wet."

Bai Ye was not the kind of child who was particularly skinny, and seldom touched the water to touch fish and catch frogs, so he forgot to pull up his pants.

How could he let Qi Xingchen get it for him, he hurriedly bent down and pulled up the other side.

Thanks to his well-proportioned body, his calves are much longer than those of a normal male, with well-proportioned muscle lines, and he is very explosive due to his years of dance practice.

Qi Xingchen's eyes lingered on the bare calf for a few seconds - in all likelihood, it was particularly Iron Bean at others, pulling up his pants and holding a branch.

This man is not, more like a knight with a sword to slay the dragon, living the example of "face value is justice".

Qi Xingchen clears his throat, "So what, go for it, go for it."

Bai Ye always found this statement strange, groping his way to the center of the pool, carefully observing the trajectory of the fish's swimming, finding a good target and predicting its next movement, he raised his hand high -

Missed the fork and the fish got away.

He switched targets.

Missed the fork and the fish got away again.

Bai Ye had to put away his harpoon and frowned, analyzing the reasons for his repeated failures. At that moment, someone behind him asked, "Why don't you harpoon anymore?"

There was an undisguised laughter in his voice, and Bai Ye subconsciously turned his head.

Only the teenager was standing behind him, pulling up his pants like him. His eyes were curved, and green veins flickered across his thin, single eyelid.

"...... Don't laugh," Bai Ye guessed instantly, "You knew you couldn't spear a fish with a branch?"

Qi Xingchen This fan is badass: "No, I didn't realize it until now."

Who'd have believed this little smartass, Bai Ye, threw away the branch and snorted.

Having lied to people for so long, Qi Xingchen knew it was time to stop and curtly said, "I actually have a great way to catch fish."

"Oh?" Bai Ye smiled, "Teacher Xingchen, please enlighten me."

"Teacher Xingchen" was the name Xiao Tie and her classmates called her, but when Bai Ye said it, it somehow gave off a bit more of an indescribable flavor.

Qi Xingchen rubbed his nose in a rare manner.

Bai Ye saw that he was embarrassed and asked, "Why didn't Mr. Xingchen say anything?"

"...... Okay, stop screaming," Qi Xingchen begged for mercy, "I'll talk, I'll talk now!"

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The way he did it was to let Bai Ye drive the fish at one end, while he used a basin to catch them at the other end. This is a local method used when I was a child to catch fish, and as long as the quantity is big enough, I can catch a few more or less.

Bai Ye really listened to Mr. Xingchen's words and threw one fish to the shore. In the end, the two of them dragged the basin together, and there was not much water in it, but it was densely filled with fish.

Zhang Yunfei has returned to his temporary resting place, empty-handed. It's not the ripening season, and the fruits on the branches are small and sour, making it easy to get hungrier and hungrier.

Everyone was worried about how to fill up their stomachs, but this time, seeing Qi Xingchen harvesting a lot, they were all happy that they could have a picnic run like in the TV series.

Laughing, they realized with hindsight what was wrong: "Hiss ...... what we want nothing, how to make fish?"

Luo Qiuman Tao Tao can cook, but has no wilderness survival experience. Zhang Yunfei has wilderness survival experience, but does not know how to cook.

Qi Xingchen sighed, "Now listen to me, you'll do whatever I tell you to do, okay?"

"Yes!" Everyone spoke in unison.

"Brother Yunfei, you pick up the branches, pick the dry and thin ones; Sister Ziyu, you and Sister Tao Tao follow Baidu to find some edible wild vegetables - our lives are in your hands, don't mess with the poisonous ones haha, and don't want any fungus either! Qiuman, please wash the dishes and chopsticks; the rest of ......."

Qi Xingchen thinks of Bai Ye spearing a fish with a tree branch, "...... Stay here and clean the fish with me."

"Gotcha!"

We all acted accordingly, and in a short time, Qi Xingchen and Bai Ye were the only two people left in the camp.

At the water's edge, Qi Xingchen had done the initial processing of the fish, the scales and guts had been cleaned out long ago, Bai Ye pointed to the basin: "What else do we need to do?"

"Bring the dressing."

Bai Ye handed him a stream of spices, "What are you going to do."

"Roast half, stew half. It's not hunger-resistant if it's just soup."

Bai Ye, not really good at cooking, sat on his knees and watched Qi Xingchen skillfully make the knife and sprinkle the seasoning on the fish.

"Xingchen-sensei," Bai Ye stood idly by for a while, a little embarrassed, "what can I do to help you? Or you can teach me, and I'll do it with you."

"No," Qi Xingchen said matter-of-factly, "it's better for a raw hand to help than not to help at all, if you feel bad ......"

Qi Xingchen thought for a moment, "Sing a song."

After wearing into Peaches of the Night, he's been running for his little life with very little opportunity to listen to songs.

Although the one in front of you is a fake Ai Dou, both the looks and the voice are to the point where they can be mistaken for the real thing, so you should have no problem listening to it once in a while.

Singing is on Bai Ye's laurels, and he sang one of his classic lyrics without saying a word.

Listening to it in a player, listening to it live and singing it face-to-face are not the same. The low, magnetic male voice flows slowly through the quiet spring mountains, and even the wind can't help but linger over it.

Qi Xingchen unknowingly indulged in it, and after the song was over, he thought of his own true Ai Dou, and his suppressed love and admiration overflowed from the bottom of his heart, spreading to the corners of his lips.

Bai Ye saw Qi Xingchen's expression and knew that he should be in a good mood right now, and tried in a low voice, "Xingchen, where did you learn to cook?"

He didn't like to ask about other people's private lives, it was impolite for one thing, and it was rare for anyone to pique his curiosity, but his little fan's reaction the night before had made him uncomfortable, and he couldn't help but want to ask about it.

Qi Xingchen was indeed in quite a good mood, and replied with a smile, "I didn't learn it on purpose, but I made a few more meals, and I got good at it as I went along."

Bai Ye heard something different: "No one cooked for you when you were a kid?"

"Not really, I'm not that bad," Qi Xingchen said, "I like to do it myself, I'm not that bad."

At this moment, the followers' assistant, who just got free from Bai Ye's song, joined in the conversation, "Xingchen, you're good-looking, good-natured and good at cooking, the girl who marries you in the future will surely be very happy!"

Bai Ye instantly remembered Zhou Yu's girlfriend - no, ex-girlfriend now - and glanced at Qi Xingchen.

"Hey, hey, hey, hey, why are you guys so worried about my life's events," Qi Xingchen joked without looking up from his busy simmering fish, "I'm on Poor Traveler, not Misfits, right?"

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The division of labor was well accomplished, and Qi Xingchen lived up to his name by finding a clearing to build two fires, one for roasting fish and one for stewing soup.

Roasting fish requires sticking branches into the fish, a bloody thing Qi Xingchen couldn't bear to let the girls do, called the two men over, took out a bunch of branches he had just sharpened, and said with a sense of purpose, "How should I use this kind of branch, I'll give you a demonstration."

"Watch this." With that, he aimed the tip at the open mouth of the fish and plunged it in with a steady, accurate plop.

Bai Ye: "......"

After the grilled fish, Liu Ziyu asked, "How to stew the fish soup, we don't have a pot."

"What do you think the show is doing giving us washbasins?" Qi Xingchen said. Qi Xingchen hit the nail on the head, "In the program's mind, we don't need to wash our faces, and the sloppier we are, the better we look. So it's-"

Qi Xingchen holds a washbasin full of water and raises it toward the fire, "It is the pot."

Liu Ziyu: "......"

Director Zhao: "...... You Monkey, good luck grilling fish all mushy!"

Unfortunately, the sky was not in Zhao Guide's favor, and it wasn't long before the aroma began to waft from the grill.

Not much longer, the fresh flavor of the fish pot was almost enveloping the mountain, Zhang Yunfei tried to taste it first, his expression changed from worry to shock: "ooh, pure wild fish is just delicious, everyone, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!"

The guests rush over to the table to feast on the fish, and Bai Ye is always last in line. Bai Ye is always the last to eat, so Qi Xingchen pulls a perfectly grilled fish from the rack and sneaks it into Bai Ye's hand.

While they ate cheerfully, the program staff had some bad feelings in their hearts. As the flagship variety show of McMansion TV, the crew of "Poor Traveler" had always maintained the highest treatment.

Wherever you go, there is a chef in charge of three meals, several dishes a day without change.

Today we have to go up to the mountain to shoot, too heavy camera equipment, in order to travel light, the director only let the crew bring a few bags of bread, cookies, sausages and other fast food.

It was not a human meal compared to the hot, flavorful fish soup of the guests!

Qi Xingchen didn't forget to look for the pass key even when he was eating, and he overheard half of the show's crew eyeing their side, clearly already craving for it.

With a thought, he cleaned his bowl, multiplied the bowls of fish soup, took a hot grilled fish, and went over to the little field hand in the corner.

The small field attendant was a girl, and when she saw Qi Xingchen coming over, her face turned red first, "Xingchen, you're looking for me."

"Well," he nodded, "the crackers are too choking, have some soup."

"Can I have soup?" The little field agent swallowed quietly and reached out to take it.

No sooner had she touched the bowl than she swished her hand back, "No, Xingchen, you're not trying to count me out."

Qi Xingchen choked, feeling offended.

Is that how he is portrayed in the minds of the show's staff?

"I wasn't trying to count you out," Qi Xingchen explained, "I was afraid you wouldn't eat well, and by the way, I was inquiring what the pass key looked like."

"...... Sure enough!" The field agent thought to himself that he was lucky he didn't fall for it and waved his hands, "Xingchen, the director won't let it be revealed, I can't tell you."

"He's eating in his tent, and can't be seen, and now only heaven knows what you know."

Big brother cameraman who is too lazy to follow along and pulls a wide focal length shot: "......"

You think I'm invisible?

Qi Xingchen, who is not dead until he reaches the Yellow River, waved the white fish soup in front of her eyes and continued to persuade her while waving it, "And I only asked what the key to the pass looked like, I didn't ask where you hid it, so it's not a violation of the law."

"......" On second thought, the little field agent said it seemed to make sense yay!

"The pass key ......" She gritted her teeth and finally couldn't resist the double temptation of beautiful men and food, "The pass key is molded in wax in the shape of a fruit ...... Don't ask me exactly what kind of fruit. I can only tell you this much."

"Yes!" Qi Xingchen agreed very boldly, then stuffed her with all the food and went back to report with gusto, "Look up when you're looking for your keys later, the program team made the keys into fruits and hung them on the tree!"

Field Agent: "!"

That's right, in the mountains only the trees bear fruit, I can't believe she forgot about that!

And for the sake of realism, the props team hung the keys on real fruit trees. Guests only need to walk while looking at which fruit trees bear fruit, pine trees poplar trees and the like excluded at a glance.

An hour later, they found the first key at the top of Mt. Panglong.

Four hours later, they found the second key in the valley of Fungus Mountain and hit the road.

Director Zhao and Assistant Director Li were dumbfounded, no, do the guests have divination abilities?

How did they find the key before nightfall?

We haven't used the tents for them yet?

What's even more annoying is that, after completing the task, Qi Xingchen clever energy again up: "Tao Tao sister, we do not need to return to the original way, directly from the Fengcu mountain downhill, find the village below the old folks taxi or rent a car back, can save a lot of physical strength and time."

The props team leader, who hopes to film the guests exploring the mountains at night and has prepared a lot of scary props, said, "Oh shit, don't hire this kid next season, okay?"

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As before, after the guests went back to their rooms to get cleaned up, the director called everyone out and announced the rewards for today's mission.

"Because you reached the 'complete the mission before sunset' condition, you triggered a hidden reward. The reward this time is--"

Tao Tao: "PASS card?"

"No," Director Zhao said, "this time the hidden reward is a wish card that fulfills the wish of one of your guests related to the mission and expires after ten minutes."

Everyone didn't quite get it and looked at each other. Director Zhao carefully explained, "Let me give you an example. Let's say the Wish Card is given to Ziyu, Ziyu can make a wish to withdraw from all future quests without zeroing out the rewards. Do you understand?"

"...... Understood."

In this way, the Wish Card has much more rights than the PASS Card to achieve a one-off result!

Truth be told, after arriving in Qianzhou, none of the tasks given by the program team required a lot of brain power or a lot of physical strength. After a few days of continuous rotation, except for the energetic young men, the rest of them were already physically and mentally exhausted.

Who wouldn't want a wish card if they got it to lay down and get through the rest of the levels?

In fact, at this juncture, the show's intention in setting up the wish cards is pretty obvious - they want to see people tearing each other apart.

The current team is too harmonized to collide, and there will be fewer and fewer explosions.

The original Liu Ziyu and Qi Xingchen's conflict could have been used as fodder for a god editing-induced war, with "Poor Traveler" sitting on the sidelines.

Later on, I don't know what happened, but Liu Ziyu actually gave up targeting Qi Xingchen and defended him in every way.

The showrunners have their work cut out for them, too.

Luckily they had more than enough ways to draw out the war, Director Zhao smirked, "Don't forget the wish card time limit is only ten minutes, it's been three minutes now, have you guys thought of who you want to give it to yet?"

The leader Zhang Yunfei is slightly embarrassed.

The more he embarrassed Director Zhao, the happier he was, pinching his watch and counting down, "There are still six minutes, there are still five minutes, there are still four minutes ...... Yunfei, are you sure you don't want to talk?"

I can't, if I don't say it, I really don't have time. Zhang Yunfei stomped his foot, "I say!"

"Maybe you guys will think I'm biased, but this time the card ...... I still want to give it to Xingchen."

"Huh?" Liu Ziyu was confused, "You also want to give Xingchen ah, if I had known I wouldn't have held back."

"Hey, what's all this," Luo Qiuman shot his mouth off, "I didn't dare to say anything for fear of causing internal conflict, and my first reaction was to give it to Xingchen."

Bai Ye said nothing and nodded.

Qi Xingchen, the only one who thinks it's okay to give it to anyone and really doesn't care: "????"

Sitting and waiting for the guests to tear cut material Zhao director completely speechless, damn, this kid should not be called wit, this fucking should be called a little goblin!

However, it was useless to struggle any longer. Director Zhao threw the card to Qi Xingchen with little interest, "There are still two minutes left, make a wish."

"Whoa, Xingchen, get your head out of your ass."

"Yeah, yeah, either that or you don't join the rest of the mission, you're the most tired these days, it's just the right time to take a breather."

"Either wishing for an increase in personal rewards would be fine, to make it easier for the next scoring period."

"or ......"

Qi Xingchen has not listened to a single word of advice from the guests.

He raised his hand very sharply, "I think so."

Director Zhao: "So soon?"

"Uh-huh."

"Go ahead then."

"My wish is that if you know the way we're going to accomplish our mission today, don't scold your employee, she's being dragged down by me."

The little groundskeeper, who had been jittery about giving away information, froze in the last row of the program.

It turns out that he ...... wasn't just using her ah.

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Today's mountain climbing can make the guests tired enough, everyone after a haphazard shower to go back to their respective houses, the yard quickly quiet.

Qi Xingchen is still thinking about Zhou Yu, and before going to bed, he opened his Weibo account to see how far things had gone.

Under the skillful operation of the public relations team, all the dark information about Zhou Yu from his birth to the present has been revealed one by one and widely disseminated.

Screenshots of him light not out of a skid full of chili sauce have also been made into emojis and widely used, directly nailing him to the scumbag pillar of shame and making it hard to turn around anytime soon.

The biggest beneficiary of this story is Qi Yuji, whose tweets were "accidentally" found.

Qi Xingchen Luckily, the followers went from over 900,000 to a million.

Qi Yuji is different, as the protagonist of the incident, the number of attention directly from one million three hundred thousand, rushed to nearly two million!

But there are two sides to every story. There are supporters and opponents, and many speculate that this is a joint hype between Qi Xingchen and Qi Yuji.

And the number was not small, immediately a large group of black people surged into Qi Xingchen's homepage, scolding him for being disgusting and borrowing other people's personal problems to hype.

Some even said that Qi Xingchen, an 18th line pussy, shouldn't continue to jump around and should be put on a leash.

Qi Xingchen It is hard to understand, does the person who said those words really know him? If they don't, why can they curse with true feelings?

As a public figure, it is not possible to be positive. Qi Xingchen thought about it, and felt that anything he said might be distorted from its true meaning, so he climbed up, looked out the window, and took a picture of the night sky.

No text with it, just edit the tweet and send it.

Maybe it has something to do with the fact that Ai Dou's name has the word "night" in it, and in his heart, night has always been the most tolerant.

It can hold all the good in the world and all the dirt in the corners.

Eventually, as time passes, night after night, everything, good or bad, becomes a memory, scattered in the river of time.

Qi Xingchen looked up at the moon for a while, his mood finally calming down.

As he went under the covers, he flipped through his phone and suddenly realized that the taskbar was stuffed with Twitter retweets and comments.

What's going on, did Qi Yunxiao buy him hot searches again, Qi Xingchen frowned and opened Weibo.

Bai Ye became your fan