Meeting, seven inches, numerical anomaly.
Back to Reality.
Chi Xiaochi provides a brief summary of the known information.
The resurrection was not led by Duan Shujue, who, as a gentleman after all, could not have imagined the richness of the world's biodiversity. Even before his death, he was more confused and disoriented than hateful, and thus failed to meet the system's lower entropy limit.
Five years after his death, Ye Jiming took revenge for him and died on a cliff. His hatred was so strong that his soul was captured by another main god who belonged to the same system as the main god, but Ye Jiming did not want to be revived by himself, and sent his soul on a string of fish scales in his hand in an attempt to bring Duan Shujue back to life.
In response to Ye Jiming's claim, another master drew up a report and submitted it to the monitoring body.
The order went through several rounds and ended up in the hands of Slag Tack Recycling Systems, a more specialized niche.
After all, the situation of a double rebirth is special, so the main god bargained with the monitoring system for a long time, and finally finalized that it is possible to retain the memories of Ye Jiming and Duan Shujue while going back to the world line, but the mission ceiling must be raised, that is, 200 points of remorse value must be gained from Yan Jinhua for the host to be able to leave the world.
This doubly inflated, honorable and fucked-up task falls, not surprisingly, on Chi Xiaochi's shoulders.
Chi Xiaochi himself wouldn't believe it if it wasn't an inside job.
As for Chi Xiaochi, after observing Duan Shujue's entire meme, I have thought and thought about it again and again, and felt that it is difficult to describe the behavior of the target of this raid with words, so I can only give Yan Jinhua 5 "You are so slutty.gif" emoticons in a row to show my respect.
Chi Xiaochi cuts right to the chase, "Yan Jinhua is equipped with that book-wearing system that you work with?"
061 replied, "Our entire system, is responsible for about seventy major items, and the Scum Attack Recycling System is just one of them. There's a book wearing business in there, but the main business of the undertaking is also to wash away people's grievances and avenge them, not to renew the ending or take away people's qi."
Chi Xiaochi: "Is that the 'Revenge System' that hosted Ye Jiming?"
061: "Yes, that one is specific to the field of book wearing."
"Yan Jinhua's book system, is it any good?"
"I tested it just now. But ...... "061 shook his head helplessly, "I can't detect it."
Chi Xiaochi raised an eyebrow slightly.
"Like me, it should have a tight defense mechanism, so I can probably only detect it if it sends out a signal and is at a close distance." 061 said, "The downside is that, like me, I'm afraid it's difficult to eliminate at the source; the upside is that if I'm well hidden, it won't be able to detect me either."
Chi Xiaochi nods, holding a pebble at the bottom of the spring in his hand, tapping it once, secretly estimating the leverage that he and Yan Jinhua currently have on each other.
Obviously, Yan Jinhua is a big pig's hoof as his name suggests, with zero shame and a thickness of 1,000, and it would probably take a pile driver to drill through it, so if you expect him to regret his actions, you might as well study which one is the best pile driver.
Trying to make him regret it, odds are you can't go the conventional route.
Chi Xiaochi fiddles with pebbles while dutifully doing Duan Shujue's daily waterfall practice.
Now, there is another problem for them.
After all, it was not Duan Shujue's idea to be reborn to take revenge, and Chi Xiaochi did not know what Duan Shujue had in mind.
After all, there are real buns in this world that are willingly eaten by dogs and spit out.
Chi Xiaochi sets down a pebble and asks, "What's on your mind."
"You were a good man in ten lives and had eighty-one difficulties; he killed and set fire to the earth and became a Buddha. Is there anything so cheap in the world?"
"It doesn't matter if you die again, consider it as doing a good deed, if you can't universalize yourself, you can still universalize Yan Jinhua and let him have another good time. But what about 'him'. You've read 'his' story, and you know what 'he' will become if there is no one to restrain him. 'He' is acting against the heavens this time, in case it doesn't work out, what will become of 'him' then, have you thought about that?"
"At that time, it's not Yan Jinhua who will take 'him', I'm afraid it's the heavens who will take 'him'."
Chi Xiaochi said what needed to be said and gave Duan Shujue a choice.
Now it's up to Duan Shujue to choose.
Soon after, Duan Shujue gave his answer.
He lowered his head to the snow-white pebbles that spelled out a line at the very top above the pebbles of various different colors under the water.
Fang Cai, Chi Xiaochi did not deliberately control his hands, but rather returned the dominance of his body to Duan Shujue inside him.
Duan Shujue's spiritual power is outstanding, before Yan Jinhua used him as a charger for the Sword in the Stone, he was a deservedly amazing talent, although he can't quite match Ji Zuoshan's superior spiritual talent, and he can't talk to Chi Xiaochi, but the freedom to dominate his body is sufficient.
"Even if the sky wants him to die ......" Duan Shujue inside him poses his mind with a stone, "I want him to live."
Chi Xiaochi smiled slightly, "Understood."
Duan Shujue fiddled with the pebbles some more and thanked him gently, "Thank you."
His broken soul still remembers the five years he spent with Ye Jiming.
Worthy of a self-preserving gentleman, even the promises were spoken with extra tact.
Counting the time, he had almost finished Duan Shujue's daily routine of practicing his homework, Chi Xiaochi then stood up and wrung out his wet black hair.
Ice water has soaked all the clothes, thin soft white clothes close to the skin, there is water along the hem of the clothes drop by drop into the spring, good thing that the sharks have a special physique, for many years in the deep sea to grow up, and do not fear the cold, after bathing in the ice water, the body on the contrary, there is a stream of heat in the meridians between the surging.
He touched the small of his back.
There was a clear feeling of warmth and heat as the flow gathered in the dantian, and this experience of suddenly advancing into a Half Immortal was truly novel.
Chi Xiaochi accosted the 061 in his body, "Mr. Six, Mr. Six."
At this moment, 061 was filled with what Chi Xiaochi had just said when he persuaded Duan Shujue.
"You know what Ye Jiming will become without constraints."
...... Chi Xiaochi Why not?
He refuses to accept it now, more or less in fear that his change will not be acceptable to Lou Ying back then.
If I really ignored him, would I not be pushing him out again?
His heart softened a few points first at the thought, "Hmm?"
Chi Xiaochi said happily, "I'll learn more postures in this world, and when I go back I'll be able to start a qigong class."
061: "......"
Chi Xiaochi : "The name of the class will be Master 0 Qigong Class. In honor of you."
061: "......" God damn it honor me.
He snapped, "...... Why don't you call Master Ikari."
Chi Xiaochi : "Sounds disturbing."
......061 is disturbing right now.
While he was happily talking to 061, Chi Xiaochi had a sudden change of heart.
Before he realized what was happening, his body reacted first.
He stepped sideways, paddled with one foot, and wrapped a cross arm around the black-clad boy who had fallen from the sky.
The teenager's body was cold and soft, holding it in his arms was like holding ice and snow.
Under his left eye was born a swastika-shaped black serpent scale, which had a strange radium texture under the sparkling water and daylight, flowing and fading in a beautiful way.
The teenager was also covered in water and staring at Chi Xiaochi with a smile on his face.
According to the time estimation, Ye Jiming in this life had just left the mountain and had not yet chosen a place to settle down, so he first wandered around the Jingxu Peak, wondering where he would go in the future.
He had gotten drunk and tricked out in a small bamboo grove, and when he woke up at first, he was covered in a cold sweat, as if he had had a long nightmare.
Ye Jiming was stunned for a long time, then slowly reacted, touched his throat, was overjoyed, rolled over and ran straight back to the mountain, even forgetting his shoes in the bamboo forest.
At this time, he is still a small snake viper, and by the aura nourished for a long time, the body breath is pure, so the Jingxu Peak's mountain guard formation can not prevent him at all.
He had swum all the way in from the water, and he didn't blush when he fell over the waterfall and was caught in his arms, reaching out and wrapping his arms around the neck of the person in front of him and laughing.
Only the original wild laughter was weakened into a juvenile voice, the domineering spirit was completely gone, and instead appeared childish and cute: "Surname Duan! You made me wait!"
Chi Xiaochi politely introduced herself, "Hi, my last name is Chi, you can call me Chi's."
Ye Jiming : "......"
When he heard that this person was not Duan Shujue, Ye Jiming was both shocked and furious, and leapt down from his arms, stepping into the water with his bare feet, "Who are you? How come you were not restrained by Duan Shujue?"
Even though he had been informed of the contents of the relevant "treaty", Ye Jiming had always believed that with Duan Shujue's cultivation, how could he be easily restrained by a mere "taking over of the body".
...... He was proven very wrong.
Ye Jiming face black for a while and red for a while, both ashamed of their own just now for nothing to an outsider, and angry at this person occupied the body of Duan Shujue, a time of evil seizure, hate to slap this person to death, but because of the failure to learn the essence of the mountain to beat the bull, but also do not want to break the body of Duan Shujue, can only grit his teeth and sulk.
Chi Xiaochi was quite at ease, and after draining his hair, he waded into the water and walked to the cold spring, dried his wet clothes with his spiritual power, and put them back on piece by piece.
As he tied the white hairband around his high ponytail, Ye Jiming finally regained his strength, stepped forward quickly, grabbed Chi Xiaochi by the sleeve, and yelled, "Go!"
Chi Xiaochi looked at him, "Where to?"
Ye Jiming barked, "Shut the fuck up. I'm here to take him away, not you."
Chi Xiaochi smoothed the hairband with one hand, "I'm not leaving."
"Do you think his body is yours?" Ye Jiming was already so impatient that he couldn't even maintain his camouflaged black eyes, and a pair of golden snake pupils blossomed into a stern aura at first, "It's this king's!"
Common people face a snake demon with harsh voice and color, even if they are not fearful, they are afraid that they will be weak three times earlier.
However, a seventeen or eighteen year old boy who calls himself Benjun with a puff of air is more like a beast with claws and teeth, not to mention that when Chi Xiaochi was a child, there were people in the silo who used to make medicinal wine to maintain their health, and they often brought back snakes and lizards and other creepy crawlies.
Chi Xiaochi As soon as I saw the snake's eyes, I thought of a medicinal snake soaked in a glass jar with a dead look on its face, and I just couldn't get seriously nervous.
Chi Xiaochi said calmly, "Yours, yours, all yours. But how are you going to get me to finish the job?"
"Don't you want that Yan Jinhua to regret?" Ye Jiming snorted coldly, "I will tie him up day after day and bleed him out, pry his nails and peel his skin and bones! I don't believe that I can't get you what you want!"
Chi Xiaochi admits that the program is quite constructive and he also likes the punk style of not BBing straight to fuck.
He said slowly, "Are you sure that this is the way Duan Shujue wants to go?"
At the mention of Duan Shujue, Ye Jiming finally calmed down quite a bit.
Although he is prone to impulsiveness, but is not really reckless, especially for the good of Duan Shujue things, he will always think a few more steps.
In his short time with the vengeful system, Ye Jiming learned that he was a character in a book.
To be honest, when Ye Jiming found out about this, his first reaction was to kill the author who killed him.
Where did Little Fish wrong him to be pinched in the palm of his hand and played with like this?
However, after learning what the real minnows look like in the book, Ye Jiming was dismayed.
Left or right the book has been abandoned, so it's up to each individual to live up to it.
From the very beginning, Yan Jinhua was after Duan Shujue, wanting to take away the luck of the little fish he raised, and also wanting to use him to refine a shark dan that could protect his body, drive away evil spirits, nourish his sword, and make Zhangsheng.
Once the little fish escaped, then all of his subsequent plans would be in vain, and he could only stay here for the rest of his life as a foppish and incompetent second senior brother, and everyone could sneer at him as a wastrel.
How can the one surnamed Banquet be willing to give up?
The small fish was himself gripped away, he only need to use his so-called "system" to steal to the quiet virtual peak of the treasure, and then the loss of things sewage thrown to the head of the small fish and their own head, their own good, not mind the person of the name, but the small fish of this life's reputation, is not it ruined?
What's more, the current Ye Jiming is not the Black Jiao Demon Monarch who deliberately showed weakness to get a chance to breathe and cultivate against the sky, he spends his days messing around, playing with the landscape, and his greatest pleasure is to bite the immortal fruit to feed the fish, and if we talk about the cultivation, I'm afraid it's not as good as the current small fish.
Was he going to let the little fish protect him?
Ye Jiming more and more think more and more anxious, and do not want to let the small fish to stay in the old Wang Ba surnamed Banquet side, and hate their own incompetence, pale face angry powder, really hate can not instantly bite Yan Jinhua, a hundred.
At that moment, a familiar footstep came from outside the forest.
Ye Jiming had just found an outlet for his anger, and was about to go up and bite this man to death, when Chi Xiaochi saw his intention and pointed a finger to the right of his abdomen.
Ye Jiming's eyes snapped open, and before he could utter a single expletive, he covered his belly and went limp.
...... His Wang Ba egg dared to touch his seven inches!
Ye Jiming's body was as limp as mud after his seven inches were thwarted, so under Chi Xiaochi's eyes, he reluctantly transformed into a small black snake, and drilled into his sleeve.
Ye Jiming suffered a big aggression, angry, teeth bite on the cuff of Duan Shujue, force a tear, the cuff immediately issued a piercing sound crack, was torn out a big mouth.
Satisfied with the damage he had done, he calmed down a bit and swung his tail to the depths of the cuffs, wrapping it around Duan Shujue's waist through the lingerie, circling around and around.
The seven inches are still vaguely tingling, Ye Jiming really can't help but turn around and curse.
And 061 quietly nipped his ear with Chi Xiaochi, "Did you just ...... not move?"
Chi Xiaochi took a wooden comb and ran it through Duan Shujue's long hair, "It really wasn't me just now."
Said, he slightly tilted his head, smiled at the water, actually completely overlapped with the image of the cold and beautiful Duan Shujue in the minds of the crowd.
When Yan Jinhua returned, he found the young shark he had raised sitting on the shore with her back to him, combing her hair into the water, and was quite pleased with herself.
The thought that this was a once-powerful protagonist who was now waiting for him to come home like a pet dog he kept, how can it be any better?
Yan Jinhua went to look for his little dragon in a good mood, but he couldn't find it anywhere.
He just thought it was the little black snake that was naughty, and did not look for it in detail, and went back to wash his hands in front of the fishing light pool.
Duan Shujue saw him and nodded to him gently and humbly, "Brother Feast."
Yan Jinhua shook his hand, deliberately spilling water droplets on Duan Shujue's face, "Where's the little black snake."
Ye Jiming circled around Duan Shujue waist, and spat out his tongue in anger: Your grandpa is here.
Chi Xiaochi, on the other hand, wipes her face lightly and mentally says to 061, "Too bad you can't talk dirty."
Ever the gentleman, 061 began to genuinely hold back for Chi Xiaochi.
Chi Xiaochi thought about it, but he maintained his manners on his face and replied in the Duan Shujue style, "I guess he's gone."
"...... gone?!"
Even the gentlest of words could not erase Yan Jinhua's shock at the news, and he jumped up from the spring, "What? When did you leave? Why?"
"His nature is already a bit wild." Chi Xiaochi looked at him gently, "Brother Banquet, people have their own aspirations, don't force them."
Yan Jinhua's jaw dropped.
He saved the little black snake back to the mountain, thinking that he will become a dragon in the future, will not dare to neglect, shed blood, specially take the space spirit spring fruit to the little black snake to eat, who thought that the little black snake I do not know is not know the goods or too much knowledge of the goods, a meal will eat on three or four, but also even eat with take, a gas can be shun away from the seven, divided into small sharks to eat.
To know even if it is to take the spiritual spring watering, this treasure tree half a year can only give birth to seven or eight fruits, Yan Jinhua can not afford to eat the pain of cultivation, take advantage of the fruits to raise the spiritual marrow, who would like to think that the little black snake is always at every turn to hold his fruits to go, a little bit of nonchalance.
Yan Jinhua is heartbroken, but he can only console himself:
One is the future elixir to be refined, one is his future little brother, the stronger they are, the more benefits he can take, this is also considered a long term investment, put a long line to catch a big fish.
Who would have thought that this little black snake would pat his ass and leave without even a word of thanks?
Yan Jinhua really felt sorry for those wasted fruits, but he didn't dare to collapse his character in front of Duan Shujue at this time, so he could only mutter, "This is also too heartless."
As the words fell, 061's ears twitched.
At close range, he faintly heard a strange mechanical sound.
"Dropping, attention host, attention host! The original host Duan Shujue's favor value towards you is abnormal! The amount has returned to zero, and is applying for a recheck, please do not panic-"
Published at: 10/17/2024 07:00