Sharks, drinking to each other, and the loss of friendships.
061 Alarm bells went off in his mind.
...... not good!
Yan Jinhua is equipped with a system that is consistent with his own attributes, and is closely related to the main character "Duan Shujue".
In other words, it is theoretically capable of updating, and even precisely surveying, any changes in Chi Xiaochi's data in real time!
061 relies on the conviction of its own filter, which has nothing to do with Chi Xiaochi's acting skills.
His Xiaochi has already raised Duan Shujue's negative five hundred favorability towards Yan Jinhua to zero by his acting skills, and is a very hardworking good boy.
But 061 was not slow to catch the unusual incursion of brainwave signals, quietly making subtle interferences and modifications, and infiltrating to determine the system's usual format for transmitting information and data.
For the system, the operation was as delicate as a surgical procedure.
As a system, 061 understands that his biggest advantage is that he has not yet been discovered by the other party.
Once the other side realizes their existence, Xiaochi is afraid that the only way out is to tear Yan Jinhua apart and fight.
He should have given Xiaochi more leeway and good offices.
This is 061's responsibility, and Lou Ying's responsibility.
Chi Xiaochi noticed that Yan Jinhua seemed to have heard something, his expression slightly stiffened, his face looked different, and he no longer continued to complain about the ungrateful Ye Jiming, so he felt something was wrong in his heart and asked 061, "What's wrong?"
061 is blending a small Trojan horse into the information stream and introducing it silently into Yan Jinhua's system.
The movements were as cautious and careful as extracting mosquito blood from amber that was millions of years old.
It was a good thing that he had done ample preparatory practice in his last world, fighting the AIs that were after him.
As he worked, he said gently, "It's okay, don't worry."
Now he shouldn't distract Xiaochi, it's important to keep him calm.
Chi Xiaochi knew something was wrong.
But since 061 told him to rest assured, he could rest assured.
...... because it was 061 who told him to "be at ease".
Within a short time, 061 had acquired enough data.
When the opposing system sent another detection signal, 061 managed to intercept it in midstream and send the forged copy of the data.
What followed was a tense and silent wait.
Also nervous is Yan Jinhua.
He returned to the mountain this time, counting on the time of the Jingxu Sword Meeting to come back, and he planned to bring Duan Shujue to participate and take the opportunity to seek the qi fortune that belonged to him.
Duan Shujue in the original story, with the free old man walking the world, at this time has been a young man of chivalry. He won the first prize in the Jingxu sword meeting, won the sword in the stone and the sword in the sword contains a thousand years of sword intent, and since then embarked on the road to open up, all the way to the prosperous, good scenery.
He Yan Jinhua is not the old Taoist, not Lei Feng, has raised Duan Shujue for so many years, but should also receive some reward.
But if Duan Shujue finds out what happened back then ......
You don't think so?
He's doing a pretty good job of hiding that one.
Duan Shujue Parents will die sooner or later in the hands of that group of demons who covet the shark pearl, this is their destiny only, but only a few years earlier ......
Despite this reassurance, Yan Jinhua couldn't help but feel his heart beating like a drum.
Well, several minutes later, his system gave a clear reply, "Dropping, host, I'm very sorry, there was an error in the data passed earlier, it has now been corrected, the Raider object's favorability towards you is still 100, please don't worry!"
Yan Jinhua breathed a huge sigh of relief, but couldn't help but chide, "Next time, investigate clearly before saying anything, scare me this big time."
After resolving this little episode, he told Duan Shujue about his intentions.
Sure enough, Duan Shujue agreed without much hesitation.
As soon as Yan Jinhua's mind is clear, he can't stay idle again.
He heard that the ninth master brother received a female disciple, the age of two eight, very beautiful, in two days, the ninth master brother will take her out to get rid of the demon tour, half a month after the return. And the quiet virtual sword will be held in 20 days later, counting the time is abundant, can go to accompany this little beauty out to go this time, live a happy life.
In the world he had come from, Yan Jinhua was not exactly an outstanding looker, but he was good at talking and reacting quickly, and most of the men and women in the world were stupid enough to be coaxed by a few sweet words.
These men and women don't have the patience to observe each other's words and behavior for a long time, and are only willing to see flowers and chocolates delivered to their eyes, and hear fresh and hot words of love, which are also called "living in the moment" and "don't care about the end of time".
So Yan Jinhua complied with their wishes.
He would have been both male and female, meat and vegetable, helping them or them live in the moment while living fast in his own crotch.
Whenever they have played enough and leave these people, none of these people have the same dashing energy as when they first fell in love, all crying and begging to get back together, scandalous, there is a kind of inexplicable pleasure in looking at it.
So, when he was chosen by the system and came to the world of all kinds of bad books, Yan Jinhua was living like a fish out of water.
Most of the characters in the crappy text have IQ levels below the normal human level line, but most of them are tragically beautiful.
In front of a group of dumb as a pig and beautiful as a god, Yan Jinhua can enjoy the pleasure of having the script in his hands and being the only one who can do it.
But for now, he's not interested in Duan Shujue.
After all, Duan Shujue hadn't had his legs for long, and Yan Jinhua still remembered his original big, beautiful fishtail fondly.
The men and women in Jingxu Peak were all very beautiful, and Duan Shujue, though he stood out in particular, was not interested in or in a position to go grass fishing.
Duan Shujue is just an ATM to him, and an ATM that doesn't have to worry about him and will take care of itself.
He throws his ATM into the mountains again, gets away with it, and takes the pain out of dispatching his minions on the run in the process.
Once he left, Ye Jiming stayed in the vicinity of the Fishing Pool instead.
In his words, Benjun has to watch you so that you don't get into any trouble.
Chi Xiaochi Xiaoxiao knew that he did not want to leave Duan Shujue, so he did not poke at him, and just followed Duan Shujue's old habits, practicing the sword, cultivating his qi, and meditating under the waterfall.
In his previous life, the Stone Sword that belonged to Duan Shujue was taken away by Yan Jinhua, who wanted to utilize the Stone Sword that belonged to the sharks, and had to use the sharks' qi to infuse it into the sword body.
As a result, Duan Shujue had unknowingly become his mobile rechargeable treasure, and his spiritual power was deteriorating and nearly depleted.
Duan Shujue was not aware of this, he only thought that he was stupid and clumsy, so his progress was slow in adulthood, so he tried to make up for it with hard work. Yan Jinhua, in order not to arouse his suspicion, used his identity to generously carry many secret books of the Jingxu Peak for him to watch and learn.
...... Because he knows that Duan Shujue is useless even if he learns it.
The principle is simple, a good engine is nothing without oil.
But now, these once secret books, for Duan Shujue, whose spiritual power has not been taken away now, are like deep foundations, enough to make ten thousand-foot high buildings rise from the ground.
With day and night training, all kinds of swordsmanship have been deeply embedded in his bones, and Chi Xiaochi is able to control them with ease after just a little bit of practice.
But he wasn't satisfied with that, practicing hard every day to do more and get more out of this young body.
Duan Shujue, as a shark, has its own water mist gathering when the spiritual power is condensed, so when the sword dances like flying, the whole person is like being in the ink painting, the clothes when the wind, bright as a fairy.
Ye Jiming, chewing on his pipe, sat in a tree and watched him, just as they did years ago when they were growing up as childhood friends.
However, Ye Jiming is not a man of leisure after all.
After staying for two days, he had a craving for alcohol again.
Since the death of Duan Shujue, he used spirits to quell his heartache, and became addicted to it, and when he didn't drink for the past two days, his spirit was very depressed, and he lazily snuggled up in a tree and yawned.
After a sword dance, Chi Xiaochi went to bathe under the waterfall.
Ye Jiming shouted, "Hey, little fish ...... surnamed Chi!"
Chi Xiaochi turned to look at him.
Ye Jiming straightened up, "I'm going to get the wine from that old Red Cloud cellar."
...... says it almost as naturally as going to your own basement.
Over the roar of the waterfall, Chi Xiaochi knowingly asked, "What are you telling me for?"
He is not asking Ye Jiming, but trying to enlighten the Duan Shujue within.
--Ye Jiming, who has always been my own man, now picks a fruit to inform him, but is afraid of parting, always suspecting that once he goes, as that time in the mountains of Bashu hurried meeting, will never see again.
After hearing Chi Xiaochi's reply, Ye Jiming pursed his lips and snorted coldly, "Boring."
He slid down the tree and took a step to go.
Chi Xiaochi suddenly felt a surge of power in his body, so he assumed that it was Duan Shujue in his body who had something to say, and he consciously let go of his hands.
His right hand index finger and middle finger together, transported pure spiritual energy in the fingertip, into a sword pointing gesture, and wrote down a few words on the cliff wall behind the waterfall.
This time, Duan Shujue wrote the lines, and Chi Xiaochi, with his professionalism as an actor, naturally paraphrased them exactly as they were written.
He raised his voice to Ye Jiming and said, "...... Don't go stealing again."
Ye Jiming stopped in his tracks and gently tipped his left cheek with the tip of his tongue, saying disdainfully, "Do you think that you can control this gentleman with this face? He may not even be able to control this gentleman."
Anyway, it's a little bickering, and Chi Xiaochi is waiting for Duan Shujue to write him another line.
Duan Shujue harnessed his sword fingers and brushed two more whitish words onto the cliff wall, "Sorry."
...... what sorry?
Before Chi Xiaochi could react, Duan Shujue dropped his hand and pinched his thigh.
Chi Xiaochi: "......"
He was originally a person who practiced the sword, finger strength wrist strength are on the top of the best, this is really not light, Chi Xiaochi pain in the eyes, a drop of tears fell straight down, fell into the spring.
Chi Xiaochi, in a blur of tears, finally figured out what Duan Shujue meant.
...... It seems that Duan Shujue is not the lover he imagined, either.
He leaned over and reached down, feeling around the bottom of the spring.
Ye Jiming saw that he could not say a four, five, six, cold snort, was about to leave, who would have thought that just six or seven steps, a blue shadow will fall on his side.
Ye Jiming was impatient: "What the hell do you want?"
Chi Xiaochi does not answer, but simply brings his right hand up to his eyes and opens it.
...... In his right palm lay a shark pearl, with a gorgeous flowing light that stung Ye Jiming s eyes for a moment.
Ye Jiming : "...... What is this?"
The man in front of me asked, "Is that enough?"
"Enough for what?"
Chi Xiaochi raised his head slightly and stared into Ye Jiming s eyes, his voice and expression actually overlapping fantastically with Duan Shujue s, "...... Go down the mountain and buy wine."
Ye Jiming's heart snapped and his face changed, "Don't blame this gentleman for not reminding you not to talk like him."
Chi Xiaochi shrugged his shoulders and clutched the shark beads in his palm, "Going or not?"
Ye Jiming: "Going what, downhill?"
Chi Xiaochi: "Yeah, together?"
Ye Jiming : "...... You don't corrupt his image. Escaping the mountain over the wall, he's not like that."
Chi Xiaochi said, "He didn't do it, so what's the harm? Besides, it's good to take him out to see more of the world, isn't it?"
By magic, Ye Jiming was convinced by Chi Xiaochi.
Ye Jiming was already an expert in sneaking around, and Duan Shujue had lived in Jingxu Mountain for some time and had memorized the layout of its roads, so the two of them easily avoided the disciples guarding the gate.
After tiptoeing for a while, Chi Xiaochi pushed Ye Jiming who was walking ahead: "Run."
Thus, the future White Shark Immortal Monarch and Black Jiao Demon Monarch ran wildly up the small mountain path.
The trees on both sides swayed and the light was dappled, casting a heavy layer of crushed gold color on the two of them.
Ye Jiming quietly turned back as he ran.
...... He knew that the person in front of him was not him, but his body was hiding him.
What would a real minnow be saying right now.
Ye Jiming thought about it for a long time, but made himself feel bad, turned his head back and stopped looking at that person.
He still doesn't know what that hypocrite really thinks of him, it's infuriating.
The shark beads have a good texture and were exchanged for a hundred taels of silver in the pawnshop.
In his last life, Duan Shujue was not the young Taoist priest who traveled the world at a young age in the original book; he was too much razzed by Yan Jinhua, and even a little bit of unearthly ignorance.
After getting the heavy silver bag, he used his right hand to write on the palm of his left hand, asking the question online, "Is it enough."
Chi Xiaochi replied to him with his left hand in the center of his right palm, "If that's not enough, are you going to pinch another leg?"
Duan Shujue is a little embarrassed, "I'm afraid I can't afford it."
Chi Xiaochi replies, "It's enough to buy a liquor store."
Sure enough, they spent twenty taels to score ten jars of fine aged wine and smuggled it into the mountain on the same route.
Along the way, Duan Shujue asked Chi Xiaochi many, gold, silver, jade, flowers, birds, fish and insects, he asked the price.
On the way up the mountain, Ye Jiming thought about the Fang Cai species, and the more he thought about it, the more depressed he became, so he called Chi Xiaochi, who was purifying his hands, and said, "Drink with me."
This is difficult, he knew that Duan Shujue cultivation, a cold and indifferent, tobacco and alcohol has never been involved, I did not expect Chi Xiaochi really sat over.
Chi Xiaochi's reasoning was, "We bought the wine together, it's only right that I get my share."
Ye Jiming cocked his head.
A few days to get along, he is not very hate Chi Xiaochi this person, not sticky, straightforward nature, is a good with people, just he can not use Duan Shujue skin bag of people to mention good feelings, would like to refuse, but drinking alone is really boring and bitter, plus he thought a change of mind, thought, if the surnamed Chi drunk, Duan Shujue will not come out?
With a hint of hidden anticipation, Ye Jiming tossed him a cup, "Sit down."
The wine was indeed good, and after three rounds, both men were in high spirits.
Knocking on his wine glass, Ye Jiming passionately insulted Yan Jinhua, saying, "That old Wang Ba, sooner or later, this gentleman will lift his lid!"
Chi Xiaochi: "Bring it to stew."
Ye Jiming: "Feed the dogs!"
Chi Xiaochi : "You have too much fire, cursing like that, it's easy to curse yourself to the top, it's not worth it."
Ye Jiming slanted his eyes at him.
Chi Xiaochi took a sip of wine, "It's like this, on our side, cursing is more euphemistic, like I eat hot pot, you eat hot pot base; I blow air conditioner, you blow air conditioner outside unit."
Ye Jiming: "If you don't understand, you'll be penalized three times."
Chi Xiaochi drank three glasses.
Ye Jiming is over there muttering about Yan Jinhua again.
He had a deep grudge against this person, and when he was prompted by the wine, he was even more indignant when he thought about his past, but the ancient people cursed him with those words, Ye Jiming was unwilling to go down to the next three ways, so he could only recite in broken pieces, saying that he was all about benevolence, righteousness, morality and justice, and that the world's great righteousness was all farting.
Chi Xiaochi finishes his three drink penalty and fills him up again, "He was planning to stay in this world and have children afterward. There's no telling how he plans to set an example for his children."
Ye Jiming spat, "Can he bear children?"
Chi Xiaochi: "Can he find someone to give him children?"
Such a well-coordinated triple-header is very close to Ye Jiming's heart.
He raised his glass, "Cheers."
Chi Xiaochi: "Fuck."
Witnessed the entire drinking process 061: "......"
What is this? A fellow swearer's meeting?
When the ten bottles of wine were exhausted, Chi Xiaochi's face did not even blush, while Ye Jiming fell to the ground, unconscious.
Born again, he needed a painful drunken stupor.
Drunk, Ye Jiming spirit fatigue body weakness, but also because of the low magic power, automation for the original form, coiled into a disk of mosquito incense, wrapped in Duan Shujue's arm sound sleep.
Chi Xiaochi sat back in the spring and transformed the fish tail. With nothing else to do, he transformed the sword into the body of the zither.
It was the jiao-tong zither that Duan Shujue used to play, and Chi Xiaochi leaned against the wall and rested with his eyes closed, letting Duan Shujue slowly stroke out the scattered sounds with one hand to help Ye Jiming sleep.
And 061 read him the original text of the Shark Immortal Monarch.
He had long ago gone through the full text ahead of time, but even he couldn't remember where in the original text it said that Duan Shujue was a body that couldn't get drunk from a thousand cups.
So after Duan Shujue had finished stroking the zither and had gone to sleep in accordance with his regular routine, 061 closed the book and asked Chi Xiaochi where he had learned that.
Chi Xiaochi puts down his zither, rests one hand on his knee, his snake-wrapped left arm resting on the bank, and says, "I don't know. I just think it's time to let him try."
...... Try to get drunk, try to sneak out of the mountain, try all kinds of life that should be tried in this world.
"His life is not the same as the book anymore, and the so-called original text is nothing more than a reference."
061 thought, indeed, Yan Jinhua came, everything changed. His parents had died at least four years earlier, and he had lost the chance to be brought up normally, raised to be ignorant of the grains, recognizing a thief as his father, and being mocked by that thief for opening the door to a stupid man.
Chi Xiaochi seemed to know what he was thinking, listening to the sound of water and cicadas, and slowly said, "Yan Jinhua is a wolf with a heart of gold, but if he hadn't altered the plot and dragged him along, Duan Shujue and Ye Jiming wouldn't have had such a bond growing up together."
"Now, everything has changed, he is no longer a setting, not living in a script, he is a living person, with his own love and hate, may not have to go by the book, have to be back to that gentleman who can't make a mistake in his life." Chi Xiaochi immersed himself in the slightly warmed spring water, "I've never gotten drunk and indulged myself once, it's a waste of time to be this person."
Speaking of this, Chi Xiaochi returned to that kind of energetic look, looking 061 heart soft and like.
061 half-closes the book and asks, "Still reading then?"
Chi Xiaochi said, "Read."
061: "...... Hmm?"
Chi Xiaochi said, "I want to hear it." After all, he needs to know all the chips Yan Jinhua has in his hand so he can place his bets.
061 smiled, "Good."
061 moistened his throat and began to read again.
The book's literacy is average, with occasional typos and incoherence, but the good thing is that the writing style is calm and Chi Xiaochi listens quietly.
A full moon sank in the spring in front of him, and the fish's tail swung slightly, shattering the moon into ripples of shattered silver, and in a few moments the reflection was back to fullness.
In fact, Chi Xiaochi also wanted to get drunk for himself.
With back-to-back role changes and short breaks, it would be a lie to say he's not tired.
Just who would have thought that sharks are hard to get drunk.
...... seems to have a bit of bad luck.
It's a good thing he has six teachers, and that voice is like mellow wine, intoxicating enough.
Chi Xiaochi lifted his hand, touched the spot where his heart was, and thought, Not counting this world, in three more worlds, he would never hear this man's voice again.
Chi Xiaochi had guessed who it might be, but after a few doubts and a few denials, he didn't trust himself.
Only in this case, he couldn't trust evidence, intuition, judgment, any of it.
Because of the fear of loss, I dare not hope.
The only thing that would give him peace of mind would be for 061 to stand up to him and tell him plainly who he was.
Thinking about it, he called, "Mr. Six."
061 stops reading, "What's wrong?"
Chi Xiaochi paused for a long time, lowered her eyes, and said, "...... I'm sleepy."
061 Then he closed the book, a smile in his voice: "Well, I'm not going to read anymore. Go to bed early. Get up at the same time tomorrow? Or a little later? You've been drinking and I'm afraid getting up early will be uncomfortable."
Chi Xiaochi: "Old time."
061 Resisted the urge to pinch his face, "Okay, go to sleep."
The next morning, Ye Jiming woke up with a splitting headache and refused to admit that he was dead last night and Duan Shujue was unharmed, so he cursed the wine as bad and fake.
Chi Xiaochi said, "Well, it's fake wine. Next time, add some andrographis to flavor it."
Ye Jiming : "......"
At this stage, Ye Jiming can neither fight nor defeat Duan Shujue, so he was so angry that he found a bunch of stones and threw them at him while he was practicing sword fighting, and not surprisingly, he was chipped into lime by a few swords of Chi Xiaochi.
Ye Jiming was not convinced and went to buy alcohol again, insisting on fighting with Duan Shujue, and ended up getting drunk every time, but also muttering curses in his mouth.
After a few drinks, Ye Jiming and Chi Xiaochi realize that they have the same temperament as each other, and that they are both profanity lovers and tenth-rate scholars in hacking Yan Jinhua, so their relationship turns sour and they gradually become bad friends.
On the eve of counting Yan Jinhua's almost due return, Ye Jiming said to Chi Xiaochi, "Little fish, and the surname Chi, this gentleman is leaving."
When he mentioned it, Duan Shujue was practicing his sword under the moon.
At those words, Duan Shujue's hand on his sword gave a start.
But Chi Xiaochi knew this day was coming: "Take care, no farewell."
Ye Jiming wondered, "You don't ask why this gentleman is leaving?"
Chi Xiaochi tries to sheathe his sword and misses several times, which can be very unimpressive.
While he lowered his head to his sword, he said, "You are a Jiao body, how are you going to cultivate in the mountains? Go to a bigger place, mountain or sea, I will take care of Duan Shujue, if you want to come back to see him, remember to bring wine and I will show you."
After the words, he finally managed to sheath his sword.
Ye Jiming spits at him, "Fuck you."
That night, Ye Jiming left the mountain, and Yan Jinhua returned to the mountain.
After fifteen days of distraction, Yan Jinhua's depression over the loss of the little black snake had subsided quite a bit, and as soon as he returned to the mountain, he began to excitedly wait for the convening of the Jingxu Sword Meeting.
...... And Chi Xiaochi is waiting.
Duan Shujue's tragedy began when he met Yan Jinhua, but the collapse of his entire life stemmed from this sword meeting.
Published at: 10/18/2024 07:00