Chapter 48: Demonstrations, imitations, friend talk.
Chi Xiaochi was quite amused by his opening remarks.
If I don't mind calling you Uncle Junior, can we talk about calling you Big Brother instead?
Dong Feihong drove an old silver gray Buick.
When he got in the car, he asked Chi Xiaochi, "Have you eaten?"
Chi Xiaochi said, "Ate a little."
Dong Feihong looked at the rearview mirror, the corner of his lips slightly curved: "You are now growing your body, and the amount of training is large, what do you want to eat, little uncle will take you to eat, but also be considered as a formal acquaintance."
Chi Xiaochi confirms to 061: "Does Dong Ge really have such a relative?"
061 said, "Even if there is, it's not that bad. The fact that he did not appear in Dong Ge's memories proves that this person had little influence on Dong Ge's fate."
Said, 061's voice line naturally turned soft: "If you don't trust him, less interaction is. Just as more friends to eat with, more places to stay, not good."
Chi Xiaochi hissed, rubbing his ears.
He couldn't stand 061's way of speaking, he could make a good sentence sound warm and lustful.
Dong Feihong heard him inhale in a small voice and turned around to ask him, "What's wrong?"
Chi Xiaochi said, "A little bit of motion sickness."
Dong Feihong eased the car against the side of the road, "Think about what to eat."
Chi Xiaochi played Dong Ge's aloofness and arrogance perfectly: "Whatever."
Dong Feihong said, "Then listen to me."
He restarted the car, "Love fish? There's a Zaotai Fish nearby that has a good reputation."
Chi Xiaochi raised one eyebrow, "...... Well, good."
Dong Ge has no taboos, he can eat anything.
But zaotai fish used to be Lou Ying's favorite dish.
His father was from the Eastern Province and had the deepest affection for the dish, and Lou Ying memorized the recipe after his parents' deaths, making it for Chi Xiaochi as a valuable legacy.
To this day, Chi Xiaochi still remembers the salmon simmering in the big iron pot, and the tender tofu being boiled over and over again, so that it could be consumed along with the refreshing broth.
Later, this dish became one of Chi Xiaochi's favorites.
Seeing Chi Xiaochi lost in thought, 061 asked, "What's wrong?"
Chi Xiaochi says, "The world is a bit strange."
The mission object's surname is Lou, and his surface personality is somewhat similar to his Lou, even overlapping with the original owner Dong Ge's past memories, with Chi Xiaochi and Lou Ying.
It's been 12 years since Lou's death, and 12 years since Dong Ge and Lou Sifan had a relationship.
Even the original owner's strong and self-absorbed nature can be traced back to Chi Xiaochi at some point in the past.
...... has now added a stovepipe fish to the mix.
061 said, "It is a bit strange. I'll keep an eye out for you. Don't worry about it, just focus on the mission."
"I'm not worried." Chi Xiaochi said, "As the saying goes, there is a yakuza in the underworld. It's either God's will or man's will."
061: "......" Is that what the saying goes.
"Heaven's will can't be avoided, but people's will is not easy to avoid." Chi Xiaochi rested her cheeks and looked towards the city streets that were overflowing in the night and neon light, "Since it can't be dodged in any way, let the storm come more violently."
Whether everything that happens in this world is coincidence or necessity, Chi Xiaochi is at least clear that it's not directed at Dong Ge.
As long as he can hold the umbrella for Dong Ge, he can be considered worthy of the people.
061 pursed her lips and smiled.
He liked Chi Xiaochi's energetic tone, as if he didn't care about anything, but his heart was hotter than many people.
Chi Xiaochi had a very comfortable meal.
Dong Feihong seems to understand Dong Ge's introversion and reticence to talk, so he doesn't engage him in awkward conversations and only picks out the important things to say.
"Go wash your hands?"
"Can you eat spicy food?"
"Order you a drink, would corn juice do, or hawthorn juice?"
He was very comfortable with Dong Ge and did not treat him like a child.
After finishing a meal, Dong Feihong looked at his watch and said, "It's so late in the day, come and stay at home for a night."
Chi Xiaochi pushed back, "I'm going back to the team."
Dong Feihong smiled, slightly arched danfeng eyes full of gentle flavor: "I contacted your coach, come to stay at home for a night, recognize the door, next time it is convenient to come. Tomorrow morning I will send you back to the team, will not delay your training."
Having said that, Chi Xiaochi couldn't find any reason not to agree, so he nodded.
Dong Feihong gentlemanly opened the back door of the car for him, reminding him to fasten his seatbelt while not forgetting to peel a large white rabbit and stuff it in his mouth.
Chi Xiaochi asked 061 as she smacked her mouth full of milk, "How come this guy didn't show up on Dong Ge when he was still alive?"
Until now, Dong Feihong's presence has bothered Chi Xiaochi.
"Maybe it's the butterfly effect. ...... Besides, is this not good." 061 said, "If, like you said, Dong Ge still stays in this body, having such a little uncle will also make up a little bit of kinship warmth for him, so he can know how a family should be like."
Chi Xiaochi said in a deep voice, "Mr. Six, knowing people's faces is not enough."
061 laughed and said, "Would you be afraid to guess someone's heart."
Chi Xiaochi thought carefully and said brazenly, "Aiqing has a point."
061 was just about to say something when he paused.
Quickly, he said, "Your Majesty, it looks like I'll have to make a trip to the 'Whiskers'."
The Lord God is looking for him?
Chi Xiaochi said, "No playing."
061: "Emperor, stop it."
"Are you so relieved to leave me with him?" Chi Xiaochi said with a straight face, "What will I do if this Dong Feihong is a man-child?"
061 was eerily silent for a moment, "...... Well ...... like last time, in the non-sleeping state, I am recalled back to the main god's space, and the main god will have another system take over for a while."
Chi Xiaochi: "Or is it 009?"
061: "Is 009 bad?"
Chi Xiaochi : "Mainly because it's inconvenient to get him food this time." Also in case something unexpected does happen, 009 looks like a weak chicken with little fighting power unless he can eat Dong Feihong.
061 laughs, "Depends on who's randomized then."
Chi Xiaochi asked him, "For how long?"
061 said, "I can't say, if it's fast it'll be about ten minutes; if it's slow, you go to sleep first, you don't have to wait for me."
Chi Xiaochi said fondly, "Da Lang, come back early. I've cooked medicine and will wait for you to come back to drink it."
061: "......" jumps the shark that fast.
061 was gone, and in the very next instant, Chi Xiaochi had another clear and bright voice in her ear, "Hey, hey, can you hear me?"
Chi Xiaochi immediately determined that this time it was not 009.
The visitor greeted Chi Xiaochi familiarly: "Hi, I'm 089, and you're Chi Xiaochi. I am 089, and you are Chi Xiaochi. You're Chi Xiaochi. You're a pretty young man, and you look very promising."
Chi Xiaochi says, "Thanks for the compliment. But I don't really look like this."
089 froze for two seconds, "Forgot forgot forgot. Sorry I'm retarded hahahahaha."
Chi Xiaochi thought, "This precise self-positioning is comparable to an intercontinental missile.
089, looking perky as hell, looked out the car window and asked, "Where are we going."
Chi Xiaochi said, "Go home."
089: "Back to which home?"
At that moment, Dong Feihong, who was driving the car, turned around again, "Still carsick?"
089 After seeing Dong Feihong's proper face, he actually stopped his inquisitive mouth and fell into a minute-long stupor.
After a minute, he had the sense to say, "Fuck his dad."
After a couple seconds, 089 added to himself, "No, that's not just fucking myself."
Chi Xiaochi combined the experience of comparing the two shifts and thought, "It must be very tiring to bring up this group of systems.
"In a jiffy".
Standing in front of the huge, dark red human brain, 061 remained unassuming, "What do you want with me?"
The main god's voice was coldly intoned, "Do you realize what a mistake you've made? It is against the AI code to implant memories and falsely create identities for those around you without authorization."
Upon receiving successive notifications of continued energy fluctuations, the Lord God searched for a long time before realizing that something was wrong with the line of worlds in which Chi Xiaochi was located.
When he saw that "Dong Feihong", the Lord God was simply furious, and immediately sent out notifications, allowing 061 to return to the Lord God's space to be investigated.
"Aye. It is against the AI code to inject memories into a mission subject without authorization." 061 said.
The Lord God heard the sting in his words and his tone turned heavy, "...... What do you mean?"
061 looked straight at the Lord God, "Just wanted to thank you for leading by example."
The Lord God was a bit annoyed, but still suppressed his emotions, ''You're questioning my meddling in that world? What proof do you have? And what qualifications do you have?"
"Yes, I'm not qualified and I have no proof." 061 said, "Since you have determined that I have violated the law, you could have sent me to the inspection department to present my case. It's fair to punish me if I've really done something wrong after an investigation by the inspection department."
Lord God: "......"
It had thought that 061 might deny the identity of the forged "Dong Feihong", but did not expect that he would dare to frankly admit it, and even more did not expect that he would bring out the watchdog agency.
This is arguably the death knell of the Lord God.
In selectively importing the stored Lou Ying memory Trojan into the brain of Lou Sifan, the subject of the mission, it did so with considerable stealth. It was confident that it would not attract the attention of the surveillance agencies.
But 061 also made no move to interfere with the world line when he performed his identity forgery.
He didn't use his own face and created an irrelevant passerby.
If the Lord God were to sanction 061, he would have to present the relevant evidence to the watchdog.
Without sufficient direct evidence, the watchdog agency will step in to investigate, and then there will be nothing to hide from the tampering he has done in this world.
To put it simply, this is an "injury for injury" operation.
--Since you violated the law, I also violated the law. If you really want to investigate, the big deal is that both of you will be punished together.
The Lord God said incredulously, "Are you threatening me?"
061 bowed once, "You are mistaken. I am telling you this out of respect for you."
With that, he looked up, "If it goes to the watchdog, it won't end well for me, and it won't end well for you, will it?"
Although the words were so respectful, there was not the slightest hint of laughter in 061's eyes.
The Lord God laughed in anger, "061, don't be smart."
"I'm not smart." 061 said, "So I don't want to do anything extra, just do my job."
"I will not deepen my interference if you make no further moves to interfere."
Lord God: "You--"
When the words were said, without waiting for the Lord God to snap, 061 immediately revealed an apologetic expression again, "I'm sorry, that sentence can't be considered a threat, it's just an ordinary statement. Please don't misunderstand."
The digital screen in front of the Lord God cracked as he watched 061 leave "in a moment".
The Lord God's exclusive AI Geng said, "Are you angry?"
"...... I have nothing to be angry about."
The Lord God looked at Chi Xiaochi's entropy value, which had already accumulated to 300, and laughed coldly, "This interference is effective against him. If it continues, there's no way Chi Xiaochi won't falter."
No one can get out of his system, out of his control.
In that world, Chi Xiaochi would have stayed for many years.
...... There's no rush, take your time.
Walking out of "In a Flash", 061 breathed a sigh of relief.
He didn't make another detour to chat with 023, he walked straight to the junction and signaled.
He could control Dong Feihong from a distance, knowing that Chi Xiaochi had now arrived at his well-prepared "home" and had taken a shower.
It's time for him to go back to reading to him.
But the docking signal was sent three times and 089 ignored him.
061: "......" Ugh.
After three unsuccessful attempts to send a message, he initiated a forced transmission.
While he was back inside Chi Xiaochi's body, 089 was chatting with Chi Xiaochi about the world, chatting away.
The two unexpectedly hit it off.
089: "Did this little Wang Ba egg die in the end."
Chi Xiaochi said, "Not dead. He's doing quite well in retirement and has found a little boyfriend who looks a lot like Dong Ge to honor the lost relationship."
089: "Holy shit, isn't there some passing god who's skyrocketed to justice and give him leipility?"
Chi Xiaochi said, "No. It's too unreliable to rely on heavenly punishment. It's not good enough to rely on heavenly punishment. If God is really righteous, he shouldn't have let his sperm go so fast in the first place."
061: "......"
What's with the comic relief atmosphere.
He coughed lightly, "I'm back."
089 says, "Yo, back. Blah blah blah blah."
061: "......" How's that for making it sound like 089 owns the place.
He said, "Don't get high here. Sweep up the data garbage you left behind before you go."
089: "Don't Be, Tea Party for Three ......"
Before he could finish his sentence, a forced teleportation was turned on and a field of melon rinds was teleported away.
Chi Xiaochi nestled comfortably on the bed, "What did your boss call you about?"
061 Mildly, he said, "Talk to me. ...... What would you like to hear me read tonight?"
Chi Xiaochi says, "Advanced Mathematics."
061: "From chapter three? Last time I read from chapter three."
Chi Xiaochi : "...... When did you read chapter 2."
061 good-naturedly, "Then we'll start with chapter two today."
Mr. Six began to do his duty in the classroom, and Chi Xiaochi became free to be a schoolboy.
After putting Chi Xiaochi to sleep, 061 put down the book and teleported himself back to the main god space.
He knocked on the door of office 089.
When he went in, he hadn't finished his bag of peppermint squash: "Bark, bark, bark."
089 looked up from a pile of melon shells, and there was a face that looked exactly like "Dong Feihong".
He sadly said, "Rebellious son, you're back. Dad waited so hard for you to explain."
061: "......" Can you spit the melon shells out of your mouth before you act.
089 said: "You pick me vest wear even if, at least leave a belly band for dad ah. Name also take to use, face also take to use, even eat with take, want to face na."
089 The original name Ji Feihong was very much at odds with his temperament.
061 laughed, "...... You're actually wearing a belly band."
089: "Fuck off and cut the ozone layer bullshit. Say, why."
There wasn't really any particular reason for it, among the people he knew, only 089 was at the age of 'little uncle', so he used his vest in passing.
But he was on the ball, saying, "You have a good name. You're handsome."
089 was instantly relieved, "Thank you. Daddy forgives you for being a little naughty."
061 laughed, "It's a good thing you weren't assigned the 88 in the first place."
As soon as this was mentioned, 089 was all sadness and indignation, "Just a little bit! Almost!"
He waited for his emotions to stabilize before asking again, "After all the use of my face, wouldn't it be nice to just be Dong Ge's dad?"
061: "......" Because he doesn't have a daddy addiction.
But this time he answered properly: "I can influence other people's memories, but not Dong Ge's own. Xiaochi is able to see the faces of people Dong Ge knows. Compared to that, it's easier to fabricate a 'person' out of thin air, and it's also more convenient to intervene in his life."
"Then why a brother-in-law? Can't a friend of the same age do it?"
"When it comes to sexual orientation, Dong Ge is naturally bent." 061 said, "The status of a younger uncle allows you to be squarely nice to him without making him think wrong."
089 Laughs, "You're trying to be nice to whoever that is, aren't you?"
061 Playing dumb: "Which who?"
089: "When I talked to Chi Xiaochi, I knocked him around a bit and realized that he didn't even know that Dong Feihong was you. What are you hiding from him?"
At the mention of Chi Xiaochi, 061 himself didn't realize how soft his eyes had become.
"The thing is against the rules; if I talk to Xiaochi, we are both conspiring; if I don't tell him, it's my idea alone, and it doesn't involve him."
Even if someone wanted to take the blame, it wouldn't go to Xiaochi's head.
061 said, "He is in charge of the specific task. As for him, it's fine for me to be in charge."
089 didn't respond to him and threw a bag of melons over, "Well dad I don't have any more questions."
061 raised his hand to catch it, "Not asking me why I'm being redundant and creating a person in violation of the law?"
089 waved his hand, "There's no point in asking too many questions."
061 hefted the melon in his hand and couldn't help but smile.
089 This man is habitually playful and unruly, but he is unexpectedly penetrating and intelligent.
061 says, "Thanks for subbing for me then. And thanks for lending me your face, by the way."
"I just have one comment." 089 said, "Can you stop dressing me up like Zhu Jun from Art Life. I look awkward."
061 laughs, "Good."
After being formatted, meeting Chi Xiaochi was arguably the second thing he could call lucky in his life.
And the first one, he wakes up and meets this group of friends.
Published at: 07/02/2024 07:00