Not bad for a war hero, real man.

Jing Huan froze at her computer desk, staring blankly at the dialog box with her heart's desire.

[Team] Kissing Fishy: ?

[Team] Love is Splitting Your Food: ...... It's a joyous occasion.

[Team] Road to the top: having kids and coming down to Ben!

Jing Huan : "I don't know ......"

[Team] Love is sharing your food: to God is out there waiting for you.

Jing Huan came back to his senses, said goodbye to them and jumped into the car of his heart's desire.

The team channel was quiet, no one said anything.

Jing Huan bit her lip, opened the game assistant embedded in the client, and typed in "pregnancy".

The game assistant immediately sent him a large series of popularization, the text is densely packed, with a copy of the strategy post, Jing Huan couldn't help but move forward, carefully read up.

You cannot participate in more than three-star copies during pregnancy.

Couple skills have an additional 40% bonus during pregnancy.

There is a 100% experience bonus for meditating and resting in the courtyard during pregnancy.

Lower order medicines cannot be consumed during pregnancy.

............

Not even low-level medicine?

Poor people have no business being pregnant huh?

Nine Warriors Planning is so not human.

Jing Huan cursed as he watched.

"Will the child be in literature or in the martial arts?" Asked Huaizhi.

"I don't know, depends if it's a boy or a girl ......"

Jing Huan replied subconsciously, and then was shocked, "What, what? Are you going to give birth?"

To Huaizhi, he paused, "You don't want it?"

Jing Huan: "......"

It didn't sound like he was being asked for his opinion.

Like questioning.

Jing Huan : "Of course it's not ...... But you can't place a book when you're pregnant."

Slide the cheat sheet toward Huaizhi: "Can do up to three stars."

Jing Huan: "......"

Grass.

I kill planning.

Jing Huan struggled, "What about our team?"

"It's just a copy, they can get someone else to do it." To Huaizhi, he asked in a low voice, "Raw?"

Dare I say no?

Jing Huan scratched his hair, and squeezed out a sentence through his teeth: "Born!"

To Huaizhi, he dropped his eyes at the words and continued to read the contents of the official website.

Unlike Jing Huan, he doesn't read pregnancy tips, he reads parenting tips.

The child system is the old gameplay of Nine Heroes, but earlier this year, after the update and release of the new material, children are no longer just decorations for the players, not only are there all kinds of novelty ways to raise children, but also out of the master system, and after the children become adults, they can even participate in the battles of the player's parents.

Jing Huan muttered, "This damn game, why didn't you warn me I was pregnant earlier."

If he'd told you, he'd have done it himself!

"The housekeeper and servants at home will remind you." Huaizhi calmed down.

Jing Huan: "......"

To Huaizhi: "Have you spoken to them in the last few days?"

"No."

The butlers and servants could be called upon to clean the house, but only inside. Jing Huan doesn't even want to worry about the weeds outside the door, let alone anything else.

Toward Huaizhi dragged the team home and ordered the servants.

[Maid: Congratulations, Master! Your wife, little Tian Jing, has a little baby in her belly! [The baby will be born seven days later! (In the meantime, Tian Jing's diet will affect the baby's health.)]

The system repeatedly emphasizes the need to focus on the woman's diet, and to put it bluntly, it's four - please fill it up.

Jing Huan had never had a child, nor had he seen anyone else do so, but he had once seen other players selling supplements in a store, the cheapest costing ten gold, and the stuff only increased his health by one point.

Pit game.

Jing Huan said, "Brother, I think I can have a healthy baby even if I don't eat anything."

To Huaizhi: "You can't."

[SPEAKER] Heart's Desire: Receive tonic bird's nest, as much or as little quality as you want, full product plus money. I'm not sure how much I'm going to be able to afford it, but I'm sure I'll be able to.

Jing Huan: "?"

[World] Deer: Crap, little Tian Jing is pregnant?

[World] My name is Great White: congratulations to God.

[World] Mo asked for a return: congratulations! There's no red envelope!

[世界]箬铭：小 Tian Jing don't play the arena these days, my wife played the arena last time and almost lost the baby.

[World] Waving Ink to Say Goodbye: Little Tian Jing Take care of yourself! In your belly is the son of the God of War!

Jing Huan: "......"

Aren't you guys getting into this a little too much?

[World] Seeking Buddha: No, how long have you guys been married, huh? This is pregnant? My wife and I went to pray to the Goddess of Mercy for six months and nothing happened, and our names were changed to this ......

[World] Quit Gambling Pioneer: The child born to Xiang Shen and Xiao Tian Jing should be a demon, right? What sect do you guys think it will worship?

[World] Drunkenness: I'm sure I'll worship Qiya Mountain with the God of War, ah.

[World] Quit Gambling Pioneer: tsk, this baby will cast a birth, cast to the mirror flower and water moon first mansion, to the god of this situation, is intended to every day bird's nest dragon pearl to raise it.

Life is good, but it's a shame that you don't have a mom at birth.

After all, for Christmas, he and Heart's Desire are getting divorced.

Jing Huan was just thinking, when a message suddenly popped up on the screen.

[Half-Life added you as a friend.]

Jing Huan's eyelids jumped.

What the fuck does Lu Wenhao want?

[Stranger] Half-Life: In? Goddess [Shy]

[Stranger] Xiao Tian Jing: I'm not myself.

[Stranger] Half-Life: Yeah, well, I'll just go find my own husband.

[Stranger] Xiao Tian Jing: I'm here, just now my roommate was playing with my computer and now he's been killed by me.

[Stranger] Half a Life: ......

[Stranger] Half-Life: Goddess you're so rude, I love it.

You like shit. You like your siren ex.

[Stranger] Xiao Tian Jing: What's the matter?

[Stranger] Half-Life: Aiya, goddess don't be so cold, our two gangs have reconciled ah, didn't your gang leader tell you?

[Stranger] Half-Life: It's not much, I've heard your Jing Zhong Hui Guo, it's especially good. I accidentally killed you in the gang war before, and I can't get over it in my heart, so now I want to make up for it. [Bird's Nest] I have tonic here, how about you add me as a friend and I'll give it to you for free?

Jing Huan raised his hand and added the man.

Free, who doesn't want it is a fool. Besides, he dropped so much experience before, it's time for Lu Wenhao to filial piety back.

[Friend] Xiao Tian Jing: Thank you.

Lu Wenhao looked at these three words and always felt that they were not quite right.

Why does it look like cussing ......

[Friend] Half-Life: Where are you? I'll drop you.

[好友]小 Tian Jing ：Take it first, I'll get it when I'm free.

[Friend] Half Life: ? ......彳彳.

The game interface to Huaizhi is bursting at the seams with friend alerts.

The supplements were expensive, but not rare, and he led his team on a flight to the main city trading point, trading one by one.

Lu Hang says, "I seem to have a tonic in my warehouse, I'll throw it at you later."

A "hmm" was given to Huaizhi.

Lu Hang wondered, "How many times have you looked for the Goddess of Mercy? There's a baby so soon. I've heard that children are pretty strong after the revamp, and I'm planning to find a girl to collaborate on having one."

"Didn't go."

"Impossible, did not go how pregnant?" Lu Hang said a beat, suddenly remembered something, turned his head and asked in a pretense, "...... you were green?"

Nine Warriors isn't that advanced to have a cuckold system.

To Huaizhi, in a good mood, not to be trifled with: "A bed of joy."

"Pleasure Bed ......" Lu Hang is shocked.

It's not easy to get pregnant after the child system update, the chances of getting pregnant by looking for the Child Seeking Goddess are not high, and the chances of getting pregnant by the Pleasant Bed are even lower, comparable to the Chance of getting pregnant.

Some players once teased that the planners only reluctantly added this feature to keep the wedding bed from seeming too ribbed.

He genuinely said, "Cowardly, worthy of being the God of War, a true man."

He collected several warehouses of tonic from Huaizhi and threw them to the servants, and Jing Huan couldn't stop him even if he wanted to.

In the evening, Jing Huan took an early shower and prepared to go to the arena to score points. Because of the gang war, they have not played the arena for a long time, the heart to the heart is okay, the score is high, stop for a few months do not necessarily fall off the list, the road a long way is different, has been in the voice of the wail for several days.

"Brother! I'm done washing!" Jing Huan scrubbed his hair and miked up, "Let's go play the arena."

"No fight."

"Why," Jing Huan froze, "do you have a problem?"

Say to Huaizhi: "You can't hit and hurt the child."

Jing Huan is shocked, "Who said that!"

"The world says so."

You actually watch the world channel?

This is not the style of the gods ah, the gods do not all block the full channel!

Jing Huan was furious, and had to whisper, "No way, that person must be lying to us, just deliberately not letting you go to the arena to abuse them."

To Huaizhi, "Hmmm", "Then he succeeded."

"......"

Jing Huan let go of the mouse and slumped back.

Isn't this a fucking game character getting pregnant?

How do you make it look like he's pregnant in real life, he can't go here or move there, do you want him to hang up for a week.

Seeing his silence, Huaizhi hesitated, "You're eager to play?"

In the middle of the day, Jing Huan said, "Not really ......"

To Huaizhi to hear what he meant.

Jing Huan got up and went to wash the towel on his head and hang it up, and when he came back, he found an extra message on WeChat.

To: xiang1999, xiang1999xiang.

Jing Huan froze, "What did you send me?"

"Account number on the front, password on the back." Say to Huaizhi, "You go on my number and play."

Jing Huan was slightly stunned, "What about you?"

Say to Huaizhi, "I'll drive your number to the house to mow the lawn."

Jing Huan: "......"

"What sect do you want to team up with? I'll connect you with teammates."

Jing Huan hadn't played a physical discipline in a long time, and with his heart's desire for such a high competitive score, he didn't dare mess around.

"Forget it," he gave up, "I just wanted to fight you, and I won't if you're not there."

Huaizhi gave a start at his words, something else spreading in the bottom of his eyes.

I don't know if it's an illusion, but he always feels that Jing Huan has rarely pampered him lately.

Seeing that he didn't say anything, Jing Huan opened the video software and picked a movie, intending to use it to pass the time.

I don't know how long it took for the yearning Mai Kefeng to light up again, "You're on my number."

Jing Huan: "Huh?"

"I've brought Lu Long Way's trumpet," says Huaizhi, "Let's team up."

Lu Hang's trumpet is a fully leveled nurse, with barely functional gear and full skills.

Everything else is fine, it's the name that's a bit of a problem.

This one's name is "Road Baby."

Huaizhi quirked an eyebrow, "There's no other number?"

Lu Hang thought for a moment, "There's another one, called Baby Hang, which one do you like?"

To Huaizhi: "......"

The first thing Jing Huan did when he got on the Heart's Desire account was to check out his artifacts.

Then was blinded by the additional attributes carried by the artifact.

After watching, Jing Huan looked at the nanny beside her with heartbroken eyes.

His dad used to say that a man's luck is limited in his lifetime.

Jing Huan seriously suspected that the good luck he had been yearning for had all been lost on this weapon, and that he had been unlucky enough to meet this unscrupulous siren of his.

For every cause there is a consequence, and your doom is mine.