Is it too late for him to die.
Lu Hang looked at Jing Huan's face, and let out a giggle, "No, I'm just kidding, it's not the one you're thinking of getting knocked up."
Jing Huan blinked a few times.
So what other kind of knockers are there?
This is to Huaizhi's privacy, he can not ask, only nodded: "Oh ......".
"Xiang Xiang really isn't considered single though." Lu Hang added.
Toward Huaizhi finally showed a hint of impatience, "Are you going to be a paparazzo after graduation?"
"I don't have that plan yet." Lu Hang smiled, "I'm going home to inherit my billions."
Lu Wenhao was happy: "Coincidentally, so am I."
Then the two of them began to play back and forth, and by the time they arrived at their destination, they were already discussing what kind of helicopter they wanted to fly to the graduation ceremony in order to make it look high-class and low-profile.
Jing Huan didn't take part in their pretense, but kept his ears open and enjoyed the ride.
The farmhouse is built in the middle of nowhere, next to an unknown lake, with a big boat parked on the lake, which is supposed to be the "Dinner on Wheels" advertised by the business.
The boat looks a bit old, but it's clean and Jing Huan is happy with it.
The middle-aged woman standing at the gate saw them from a distance, and when the car stopped, she came up to greet them.
The woman was the owner of the store, warm and down-to-earth, and forced herself to share a small backpack with the men.
Lu Wenhao booked a large private dining room, where he ate some home-cooked food for lunch and then went to the boat for dinner to see the night view.
However, the surrounding area is sparsely populated, and at night it will probably be pitch black, nothing to see, but it's okay to blow the night breeze.
After a half-full lunch, Lu Wenhao took the lead and got up, "Come on, let's divide up the tasks. Fishing and picking vegetables or picking fruits, which one do you want to do? I'll go first, I'll go fruit picking!"
Lu Hang says, "I'll go fishing, I've got the experience, wait till the evening and I'll fix you a whole fish dinner."
Gao Zixiang immediately said that he would also go fishing.
The three of them turned their attention to Jing Huan.
Toward Huaizhi inclined his head and asked, "What do you want to do."
Jing Huan would have liked to pick fruit, but to get to the orchard you had to take the boss's cart, which looked dirtier than the dormitory where the pot had previously been returned.
"I'll pick the vegetables."
Lu Wenhao froze: "Hey no, I just said it casually, you really want to go to the field?"
"Fishing is so boring."
Toward Huaizhi, he withdrew his eyes, "Then I'll pick vegetables too."
The owner's family's field is right across the street from the gate, a whole field full of variety.
Lu Wenhao was riding away on the boss's small three-wheeler, his voice still echoing in the fields: "Huan-Huan! Pick more chili peppers! Be the super hot kind! The ones that can make my ass red!!!"
Jing Huan was holding the bamboo basket with both hands, all his appetite disappeared in an instant, and he wanted to go up and put the bamboo basket on this idiot's head.
He was about to open his mouth to curse when a warmth suddenly covered the back of his neck.
Huaizhi pressed his hand on his neck and gently pushed him with force, "What are you staring at? Let's go."
Because it was by the lake, the air was filled with the smell of the lake water, not as fresh and nice as the sea breeze, but it didn't have that fishy odor of having been polluted.
When they arrive at the field, Jing Huan squats down and looks carefully at the vegetables in the field.
Huaizhi paused in his steps, then crouched down with him.
"See what?" Asked Huaizhi.
Jing Huan honestly said, "Look for bugs."
Xiang Huaizhi looked at the sludge on the leaves, "It's usually there, just rinse it with water."
Jing Huan's face crumpled into a frown as he listened.
Reasoning he understood, after all, it is something planted in the ground, it is impossible to be clean, I do not know how many bugs have been crawled. It is okay if it is cleaned and sent to the table, let him see this so straight ......
He's definitely not touching the dishes tonight.
Jing Huan pulled his gloves upward before he set about picking vegetables.
As he poured, he joked, "Brother, am I being overly pretentious?"
"No." Denied to Huaizhi.
Jing Huan guessed that Xiang Huaizhi would say that and his smile widened.
When we arrived at the pepper field, we asked Huaizhi, "How many peppers were picked?"
Jing Huan doesn't want to look straight: "No picking, no picking, we're eating light tonight."
He gave Huaizhi a good-natured look and bent down to pick some anyway.
Jing Huan happened to see this smile, he paused for a moment and suddenly asked, "Brother, who are you in love with? From our school?"
Turning to Huaizhi with a slight pause in his movements, he continued to break the chili, "You're curious?"
"Of course I'm curious, " Jing Huan looked at his fingers, "and there's ...... the fact that if she's from our school, then I'll have to get in touch with the school's forum administrator and ask him to delete the post about the two of us. "
That forum is sort of a semi-official website for the school, and it's not hard to find an administrator to delete a post.
It was because he didn't think it mattered before that he never bothered with it.
Frowning at Huaizhi, she looked up at him, "Why did you delete it?"
Jing Huan was stunned by the question.
He let out an "ah", "Brother, have you not read the post? Those people are talking nonsense in there ......"
"What did it say?"
Jing Huan winked, "Just ...... say we're a good match."
The comments go beyond that, of course, as not only did the group arrange who would be on and who would be off, but there was even a "tipster" who claimed that he was renting a house just to flip the script on Huaizhi.
Too much fucking imagination.
Jing Huan, of course, won't talk about any of this, euphemizing, "Anyway, hundreds of floors have come down, and it's all stuff your girlfriend doesn't like to hear."
Raising an eyebrow at Huaizhi, "And you finished the post?"
"......"
Jing Huan coughed, "Not really, Lu Wenhao and the others are always whispering this in my ear when they have nothing better to do."
Toward Huaizhi, he withdrew his gaze and dropped the peppers into the basket, "No, he won't mind those."
Jing Huan nodded, "Oh."
So you're really in love.
When did this happen? He remembers that during the field day, he didn't see any girl dare to give water to Huaizhi.
It didn't take much time to pick the vegetables, and after handing them over to the backroom, the two of them took a look around the farmhouse.
Then learned from the employees, the farmhouse behind these big houses are all the owner's family, the owner is too boring to live, just opened such a store, just to figure lively, not profitable.
Jing Huan laments, "While the rich live in seclusion in the deep woods, the poor are thinking about which helicopter they're going to buy when they graduate."
Huaizhi laughed out loud with his head down.
Jing Huan's ears tingled, and he subconsciously stopped in his tracks and turned his head to look at the person beside him.
To Huaizhi the smile was faint, "What are you looking at?"
"No," Jing Huan snapped back, raising a hand to rub his nose, "Brother, did I ever tell you that you sound like a friend of mine?"
Toward Huaizhi, he puts away his smile and repeats in a murmur, "A friend?"
Jing Huan nodded unnoticed, "Especially like."
Huaizhi looked at him for a long time before asking, "Is it a close friend."
Jing Huan frowned for a long time, "Not really ......"
"Huanhuan!"
Lu Wenhao interrupted him with a bite of peach and stood in the doorway waving at them, "Go! Get on the boat!"
There were only three dining tables on the ship, and they were among the guests.
It was already dusk, and the evening sun was coloring the sky red as if it had been splashed with dye.
Jing Huan rested his elbows on the railing of the boat and crossed his legs as he watched in disinterest.
Maybe it was because he followed his parents to see too much when he was a child, he had never been interested in these mountains and rivers, and he was tired of strolling around for an hour or two, and now he was counting on the chef's handiwork not to be too bad.
Lu Wenhao holding the menu broken: "I grass, you are not followed me to go, the boss's family orchard is extra-large, the fruit is also fresh, I think all can be a separate business, now not some people are idle and bored like picking fruit it ...... fish to be steamed or braised? "
Lu Hang exhaled a puff of smoke, "All of them, we've caught so many, let's give him all of them steamed, stewed and boiled."
When he finished speaking, he handed the cigarette case to Jing Huan, and with a slight push of his index finger on the bottom of the case, a cigarette popped out, "Huanhuan, want one?"
To Huaizhi, sitting right in the middle of the two, closed the cigarette case with a raised hand, "He doesn't smoke."
The crowd was stunned.
Jing Huan returned to her senses and smiled, "Thanks, but I really don't smoke."
"Have you never smoked, or are you afraid to smoke now?" Lu Hang thought he was in the way because Huaizhi was there, and said, "Don't be afraid of him, but if it's not a big deal, let's go up to the side and smoke."
"Never smoked it." Jing Huan said, "Don't like the flavor."
"Can't tell, you're quite well-behaved." Lu Hang puts the cigarette case away.
After ordering the food, a few people at the table began to chat, with Lu Wenhao, wherever you go, there will not be a cold scene. As he listened quietly to Huaizhi, he glanced at the end of his eyes and saw that the person next to him was playing with his cell phone.
A few seconds later, the cell phone in his pocket perked up.
He ignored it and took a sip of the tea on the table.
"Huanhuan, which girl's birthday gift are you refusing now?" Lu Wenhao deliberately teased him.
Jing Huan laughed and knocked a few more words before throwing the phone's lock screen on the table, "Not chatting with girls ...... A day without hacking your dad will die?"
"Can you talk to a guy for so long?" Lu Wenhao wondered.
"I love to talk to this man, you can't control me if I talk to him for three days and three nights." Jing Huan threw a peanut at him, "There are so many small dishes on the table, but you can't shut your mouth."
Exhale softly to Huaizhi.
He suddenly found it funny, what did he want to hear Jing Huan respond to? Did he want him to say, "Your voice is similar to my game husband's"?
Think of the impossibility of using only the word friend.
He pulled out his cell phone and scrolled through the messages.
Jing Huan yah: [Sharing - How to Raise a Demon Baby with Nine Man's Parenting Tips?
Jing Huan yah: [Share - Nine warriors parenting strategy of the magic baby worship what sect is the best?
Jing Huan 🙂 Yay: Brother, look at these two posts! The baby will be able to worship his master a month after he is born, so you can see what sect you can pick for him then! *^▽^*
Towards: whatever, you bring it, let him worship whatever sect he likes.
Jing Huan scratched his head when he saw this message.
A month after the baby was born we both divorced long ago, where else would it be my turn to bring to ......
In his mind, the day of the Christmas face-off was the day of their divorce.
He was just thinking about how he was going to reply when the boss's wife brought in two orders.
Lu Hang put the cigarette out and got up, "I'm going to the restroom."
Jing Huan turned off his cell phone, "I'll go too."
The toilets were exactly two in number and clean, Jing Huan was relieved and his impression of the store rose a few more points.
When he came out, Lu Hang was washing his hands.
The road back was dark, Lu Hang wanted to wait for him, so he dried his hands and waited by the side.
He looked at Jing Huan's hand and smiled, "Why is your hand whiter than a little girl's."
Jing Huan said, "It's hereditary, my mom is white."
Lu Hang looked twice, suddenly remembered something, took out his cell phone from his pocket: "Right Huanhuan, let's add a WeChat friend."
"Yeah." Jing Huan wiped her hands clean, "I'll sweep you."
"OK." Lu Hang opened the QR code and handed it to him.
Jing Huan raised his cell phone and his smile froze when he saw the screen of his partner's phone.
The phone gently "beep" sound, his cell phone screen appeared on the other party's WeChat profile.
Lu Hang stood in place for a moment, half a minute passed, and the man in front of him was still holding his cell phone up, not moving.
He frowned and inclined his head, "What, it didn't sweep on?"
Jing Huan had a jolt and immediately covered the cell phone screen to his chest, the screen was covered tightly.
"No, it's not, I ...... right, it didn't scan on."
He couldn't even get a full sentence out.
Grass?
Grass?
Why is Lu Hang's WeChat name "Xiaolu Xiaolu Never Lost"?
Jing Huan's scalp tingled, and he even felt like he couldn't breathe well.
Lu Hang nods, "Then sweep again, or I'll sweep you."
"No, wait ...... I ......" An unthinkable thought drilled into Jing Huan's head and he gulped, "Do you have Xiang's Do you have Xiang's WeChat? I, I want to add Brother Xiang first ......"
Lu Hang looked at him inexplicably, "Don't you have his WeChat?"
That being said, Lu Hang pulled out his roommate's WeChat from his friends list and handed it to Jing Huan.
Jing Huan stared at the familiar night scene avatar, the whole person was like a thunderbolt, the soles of the feet seemed to grow countless branches, and tightly connected to the earth. A thousand words drifted through my mind in half a second, and in the end, only one sentence remained...
Grass.
Is it too late for him to die.
Published at: 07/10/2024 04:00