To Huaizhi such a cold person, but he likes lolita voice!!!!
"His WeChat, is not a fruit avatar of ......" Jing Huan heard himself ask.
"Huh?" Lu Hang thought for a moment, "Oh yeah, he has a small number, he built it after his big one was stolen, you can add that one too."
Jing Huan: "......"
Seeing that he did not say anything, Lu Hang opened his own WeChat scanning, said: "Forget it, the two of us first plus it, you open the two-dimensional code, I add you."
Jing Huan looked at Lu Hang with empty eyes.
What to do.
What to do what to do what to do.
Lu Hang raises an eyebrow, asking, "What's up ......"
Bang--
The cell phone slipped out of Jing Huan's hand and crashed to the ground, hitting the edge of the rock with a crisp thud.
Jing Huan didn't even look at the cell phone on the floor and said expressionlessly, "My cell phone is broken, so I probably won't be able to add it."
Lu Hang: "......"
Wasn't it just clenched tight?
Can you even get that off?
"It's okay, it's probably not broken, pick it up and take a look." After saying that, he half bent down.
Before he could touch the cell phone, Jing Huan suddenly raised his foot and stepped hard on it.
Lu Hang: "......"
Jing Huan : "Ah, accidentally stepped on it."
Lu Hang: "......"
Lu Hang's eyes were complicated, "Huanhuan, are you alright?"
"Nothing, what can I do." Jing Huan looked down at his cell phone, his voice emotionless, "You go home first, I'll clean up."
"......" Lu Hang's line of sight went back and forth between the cell phone and Jing Huan's face a few times, "OK ...... then I'll go back first, you hurry up too."
Lu Hang's footsteps are especially clear in this trail.
It was only after the sound could not be heard that Jing Huan slowly lifted his feet and bent down to pick up the battered cell phone.
He looked down.
It's okay, it's just the membrane that's broken.
Jing Huan draws out a piece of paper, wets it with water and gently wipes it on the phone.
Wiped it once, twice, three ...... countless times.
Until the phone lit up and the message automatically showed up on the screen.
To: or baby with you, worship Fox Fairy Cave together.
Grass!
Grass grass grass grass!!!
It's still good as shit! It's okay as hell!!!
Jing Huan picked up her cell phone and took a few swipes to her forehead, her composure from the previous moment vanishing into thin air.
How is that possible!
To Huaizhi how can it be that the heart is yearning for it!
I don't believe it !!!!!
Lu Hang must have made a mistake.
He's the one who stole Lu's micro-signal.
To Huaizhi and to the heart cannot be one and the same.
That is, the names are kind of similar.
Sounded a bit like it too.
The tone of voice is also a bit similar.
What does that say? It says nothing!!!
Jing Huan crouched on the side of the road, holding his cell phone and hypnotizing himself.
Oh yeah!
To Huaizhi how can you have an online relationship! He clearly has a girlfriend now!!!!
Not also got knocked up ......
Jing Huan's expression froze.
Then slowly, slowly, he lowered his head and looked at his flat belly.
?
????
Fuck you.
It must not be what I think it is.
Two minutes later, Jing Huan went into complete self-imposed isolation.
In the past, even though he felt the resemblance, he never thought that Xiang Huaizhi and Xin Xiang Zhi were the same person.
The person who got married online is the senior next to you. The Nine Champions aren't divided into districts by geography, so how could there be such a coincidence?
And to Huaizhi, who is so cold, but loves lolita!!!!
What's that supposed to mean?
Who would believe me if I told you?!!!!
Jing Huan denied it hundreds of times in his head before he finally began to face reality.
What if Huaizhi and Xiang Xiang Zhi are really one and the same person?
............
He buried his whole face in his arms.
............
Sure enough it's still just a matter of dying.
Lu Hang returned to the ship and looked behind him to Huaizhi, "Where is he."
"It's still there," Lu Hang sat down, "He accidentally dropped his cell phone."
"That's just as well, he was just talking about getting a new cell phone a while back," Lu Wenhao shouted up to the waiter down the boat, "Two dozen drinks here!"
By the time the wine came up, the smell of fish soup in the pot had drifted three miles away.
Glancing to Huaizhi at the still empty seat beside him, he got up, "I'll go find him."
"Ai ai ai," Lu Wenhao busily leapt up and raised his hand to signal him to sit down, "I'll go, I just happened to go wash my hands and accidentally rubbed a handful of soy sauce on it."
Lu Wenhao hummed a little song as he walked toward the restroom, with only one streetlight on the path, barely illuminating the way.
"Roadside wildflowers, you don't ...... me grass!!!"
The roadside wildflowers did not see, but by the roadside black shadow startled, Lu Wenhao feel his whole body fat gently trembled.
Jing Huan was still crouching, and he looked up slowly with an impatient expression, "What the hell?"
"Shit, how come it's you?" Seeing the person clearly, Lu Wenhao smoothed out his breath, "I thought I'd hit a ghost."
"Ghosts are going to be scared away by you." Jing Huan said and continued to bury his head.
Lu Wenhao was dumbfounded, "Not ...... what are you squatting here for?"
"I'd love to, leave me alone and go to your bathroom."
"Let me wash my hands, the soy sauce is on them." Lu Wenhao said, "Why don't you go back? The food is coming up."
Jing Huan : "No back no eat no appetite."
Grass.
I can't see anyone tonight.
Especially to Huaizhi.
"Oh, then you squat, I can't call you anyway." Lu Wenhao walked inside, "Later on, Brother Xiang will be waiting impatiently and come looking for you personally. He was just about to come over, but I stopped him."
Jing Huan is now nervous when he hears the word Xiang: "What does he want with me?!"
"You're the birthday girl, who dares to move the chopsticks first without you."
"......"
When Lu Wenhao came back from washing his hands, Jing Huan was standing on the side of the road, pounding his leg with his fist.
Lu Wenhao was happy, "Why do I think you're still afraid of Brother Xiang? The moment you talk about him, you jump up."
More than afraid.
The old man wants to pay for his life now.
But he couldn't hide all the time, the meal had to be eaten, and he would have to ride in the same car when he got back later.
Jing Huan said breathlessly, "You'll eat more and talk less later."
"I don't think so." Lu Wenhao bias which pot does not open mention which pot, a face of gossip asked, "By the way, to Huaizhi just said that his girlfriend is pregnant, really false ah? You two have been in a piece of afternoon, he told you what did not ......"
Halfway through his speech, Lu Wenhao suddenly shut up.
He felt a murderous aura.
Jing Huan looked straight ahead, and in his heart he kept telling himself that it was not appropriate to kill people on their birthdays.
And he has no time for Lu Wenhao right now.
Because they had gone under the ship, he could now see towards Huaizhi's shoulder if he looked up.
Lu Wenhao had just stepped onto the stairs when Jing Huan grabbed the hem of his shirt.
"You've got some sense, and don't mention anything about being fucking pregnant or not being pregnant later."
Lu Wenhao reached out and gave an OK, "Understood."
Jing Huan thought he had slowed down.
But the second he met Huaizhi's eyes, he felt like a firecracker with its fuse lit, about to explode in place.
He retracted his gaze with fire, his eyes fluttering as he returned to his seat.
Looking at his reddened ears, Huaizhi asked, "Did you break your cell phone?"
Jing Huan did not return his head and said in a mute voice, "It s just a cracked ...... screen It s okay."
Please don't talk to me.
Or I'll show you a man dive right away.
Lu Wenhao put a crab in his bowl.
"Huanhuan, this crab is extra fat, it's full of paste, try it."
This is the first thing Lu Wenhao did today.
Just bury my head in my food and no one can talk to me!
Not even to Huaizhi!
Jing Huan immediately went into a state of oblivion, burying his head in his hands and specializing in crabs.
As a result, just after he opened his head, he was stabbed in the finger by the thorns on the crab's shell, which hurt him so much that he sucked in a breath of cold air.
Day by day.
Isn't today my birthday?
Why is everything you do so unlucky!!!!
Jing Huan looked like a balloon on the verge of bursting, just poked a hole in the crab shell.
He was just about to sigh when his index finger was taken next to him.
Xiang Huaizhi squeezed his hand and held it out in front of his face for a few moments to take a closer look at it, as well as gently pressing on it with his thumb to make sure it wasn't bleeding before releasing the man.
He took the crab from Jing Huan's bowl, "Don't peel it."
Jing Huan felt the lingering warmth on her fingertips, her mouth open but unable to speak. The tingling sensation spread from between her fingers to her chest and then to her neck.
"Then you eat the fish, no need to peel ......" Lu Wenhao turned his head and froze, "Holy shit, Huanhuan why is your face so red?"
Everyone at the table looked over, including to Huaizhi.
Although he could not see the people around him, Jing Huan felt that he was surrounded by the sight of Huaizhi.
The night breeze did not dissipate the heat on his face, but rather intensified it.
Jing Huan said vaguely, "Drunk, on top."
Lu Wenhao winks, "You didn't drink."
Jing Huan casually picked up the glass of wine in front of him and drank it all in one go, "Old me is drinking now!"
Lu Wenhao eyes subtle, half a long time before saying, "You drink it, in front of so many cups do not take, why have to grab people to brother's?"
Jing Huan: "......"
Huaizhi laughed softly, "It's fine."
Jing Huan: "......"
I'm not okay.
My heart is beating out of my fucking throat, call me 120, if you can save it, if you can't, forget it.
Jing Huan stared at the unopened bottle on the floor, thinking that if he could just get himself drunk, he'd probably be back in school as soon as he opened his eyes.
But he was afraid that if he got drunk and blabbed, he would die for nothing.
It was a half-hearted attempt to stop.
Xiang Huaizhi listens diffidently to the chatter on the table, dropping his eyes to look at the people around him.
Jing Huan hasn't looked very energetic since he came back from the toilet and is now playing with crab shells.
He took two chopsticks and poked at the crab shell that had just stabbed him, one at a time, his soul wandering God knows where.
To Huaizhi, pick up the bowl and place it in front of him.
Jing Huan gave a small shudder and looked up at him in horror.
"......"
Frowning to Huaizhi, he began to think back to what he had done today to make him look like that.
He pushed the bowl forward, "Eat."
Jing Huan snapped back to his senses and hurriedly lowered his eyes.
The bowl was full of white, tender crab meat.
Lu Wenhao can't do anything but eat first. He caught a glimpse of this bowl of crab meat, chopsticks stretched out fast: "I go, so much, come let me enjoy a bite."
Jing Huan, quick as a flash, struck his hand with a chopstick handle, "Let go."
"What for, don't be petty."
"People gave it to me, didn't say anything about giving it to you."
"I know, Mr. Xiang peeled it, he'll let me eat it."
"It's Lao Zi who won't let you eat." Jing Huan knocked again, "Who allowed you to touch the birthday girl's food?"
Jing Huan finished the bowl of crab meat with a melancholy face.
After the meal was over, Gao Zixiang stood up and raised his glass: "Come on, let's toast to Huanhuan on our way out, wishing you every year to have this day and every year to have this day!"
Lu Wenhao: "Blessed as the East Sea! Live as long as Mt. Nan!"
Jing Huan weakly clinked glasses with them, "I thank you."
He was about to withdraw his glass when Huaizhi reached out his hand, clinked it to him alone, and then drank from it.
He was so naturally superior that even his throat line looked a little better than the others'.
Lu Wenhao bumped his shoulder, "What are you looking at? Trying to get away with it?"
Jing Huan couldn't talk to Lu Wenhao anymore, and besides, he couldn't hold back the knife in his hand.
He hastily retracts his eyes and drinks the wine before glancing over to Huaizhi.
After paying the bill, several people walked out of the farmhouse, Lu Hang went to bring the car over, Lu Wenhao and Gao Zixiang also followed, Jing Huan's feet just moved, but was held down by Gao Zixiang.
"The birthday girl stand still, stand here and wait for us to pick you up." Gao Zixiang said, "Senior Xiang, wait here, we'll be right there."
Nods to Huaizhi: "Uh-huh."
The birthday girl has a million dirty words to say.
But the birthday girl was afraid to say.
The birthday girl couldn't even breathe now.
The countryside is extraordinarily quiet at night, and Jing Huan is finely tuned, counting the seconds in his mind.
Twenty seconds have passed, why hasn't Lu Hang come yet.
"Jing Huan," Xiang Huaizhi's voice cut through the calm.
Jing Huan looks down and kicks the stone, "Hmmm ...... hmmm?"
A box was handed to him.
"Happy birthday." Said to Huaizhi.
Jing Huan looked at the box and asked dumbly, "Where did this ...... come from?"
"You went back to the car to get it when you went to the bathroom."
Jing Huan took it and gulped, "Thank you."
It was too awkward for the two of them to stand around gawking, so he asked, "Can you take it apart?"
"Uh-huh."
Jing Huan Open the box, inside is a scarf, black and gray interlaced, simple and versatile.
"I didn't know you didn't like scarves before, so I bought it." Say to Huaizhi, "It's okay if you don't want to tie it."
When did he ever say he didn't like scarves?
Jing Huan was stunned for a moment, then remembered slowly that it was Lu Wenhao who had said something in the car about his refusal of a scarf from a girl.
He said, "No, you this is not of the same nature as them ...... I quite like it. Thanks brother."
To the Huaizhi mind, it's really not that different.
He was just about to open his mouth when the cell phone in his hand suddenly perked up, and when he opened it, it was the kid's rundown that he had just asked someone to look up.
In normal times, he would have forwarded it to the people around him without a word, but at this moment, I don't know if it was alcohol or something else, he suddenly said to the people around him as he pressed forward.
"I'll send a message to my wife."
?
Jing Huan's brain was a bit unable to keep up.
You're messaging your wife. What are you telling me for?
"Ding~"
A crisp WeChat beep sounded in Jing Huan's pocket.
The cue sounded as if a light machine/gun with full firepower was sweeping wildly across the already unsettled surface of the lake.
Grass.
Fuck him.
Isn't his wife me?
The sound of the cue sent the awkwardness between the two soaring to its highest point - Jing Huan had already thought of a hundred ways to disappear anyway.
Asked Huaizhi: "Do not read the messages?"
"......" Jing Huan stiffened, his voice popping out of his teeth word by word, "It might be a birthday wish, I'll go back and look again."
After saying this, a headlight shone in the distance.
It's like a holy light.
The car stops, and Jing Huan jumps up as if he were running for his life.
Lu Wenhao emoted from the co-pilot, "Alas, the countryside is so cozy at night, if I could, I'd quite like to stay here for a night."
Jing Huan looks out the window weakly.
I think this lake is not bad, why don't I just throw myself into the lake and sleep here for a long time.
One and done.
No worries.
Published at: 07/11/2024 04:00