Isn't this just using cultural differences to bully dragons! Shameless!
Chapter 74
"......"
Shi An felt bad about his whole dragon.
He sat on the edge of the bed with his eyes out of focus, his mind blank.
So ......
Things! Why! Will! It's happening! This way!
The magic worm squatting on the cabinet had a twisted expression and gritted its teeth, "...... That damned human! Actually took advantage of a person's danger! Taking advantage of my lord!"
Until today, basically whenever Mu Hang was present, the Demon Bugs and the Black Smoke would fall into a state of pseudo-death together, in case their scent was detected.
Shi An had inexplicably established a romantic relationship with Mu Hang, and Worm had just found out about it today.
And there was a great deal of anger.
Isn't this just using cultural differences to bully dragons!
Shameless!
Black Smoke rounded off the scene and persuaded, "Don't be angry don't be angry, after all, that human also didn't know that adults are dragons well ......"
The Demon Worm screamed, "Despicable!"
"Heh." A cold snort came from the side.
The big-eyed beadle sat on the window sill, crossed his legs, hugged his two thin arms, and said conspiratorially:
"Aren't you guys following the Dragon Lord every day? To think that you would still be taken advantage of by that insidious human is so incompetent! Why don't you reflect on yourselves? If you hadn't failed in your duties and hadn't informed His Excellency about the current social customs of humans, would things have developed into this! Yuck!"
Magic Worm: "......"
Black Smoke: "......"
Who are you?
The eyeballs hopped over condescendingly, "Though Your Excellency rejected my confession, my heart for Your Excellency is unadulterated, and as a former Eye of the Abyss, I'm much better at business than you are!"
It revealed a sinister and evil face, "So from today onwards, I'm your lordship's first little brother!"
Devil Worm's nose was crooked with anger:
"Want to do a fight! Let's see if I poke your eyeballs out!"
Black Smoke pulled at it and persuaded it nicely, "Big brother, calm down, calm down!"
The three demons in front of him were tearing each other apart, making Shi An's brain hurt.
"Shut up, all of you!"
The three demons in front of them immediately closed their voices and were as quiet as chickens.
In this moment of peace, Shi An finally had time to carefully organize her thoughts ......
Organize the hell out of it!
No thoughts at all!
He raised his head, holding the last slim hope to look at the unreliable three demons in front of him, and slowly asked:
"Do you think it's possible that Mu Hang didn't think much of it at all? Say, maybe ...... he thinks it's normal etiquette too?"
Three Devils: "......"
The demons who had been arguing a moment ago fell silent in unison.
The worm asked slowly, "So, it chirped four times?"
Shi An: "......"
What's with this argument?
So disgusting.
Are you all infected by that eyeball?
Though reluctant, Shi An nodded.
"Three times in full consciousness?"
Shi An thought for a moment and nodded hesitantly.
About the same?
There was a time when Mu Hang just passed out, but, barely?
"One time you initiated it?"
Shi An: "......"
He was silent for a long time and nodded in extreme sadness.
I'm stupid, really.
I only knew that humans would use kissing as a ritual, where would I have thought that different parts of the body represent completely different meanings!
In fact, he had some impression at first, but because he had been living in the cave for too long, he was not very sure about his own fuzzy cognition after a long time, and the word Mu Hang used that day was "friend", so he was led into a ditch at once.
A thousand mistakes are Mu Hang's fault!
Oh yes, there is also Zhao She!
Shi An clenched his fists angrily.
"......"
A few of the demons looked at each other and
"This ...... is unlikely." Magic Worm broke the silence and said dryly, "How do you say, well, right now, as far as ...... it's concerned for humans, it's basically, barring that, pretty much the same as establishing a relationship."
Despite the premonition, Shi An's entire dragon fell into an extremely gray state.
Big eyes popped out and suggested extremely viciously, "Why don't you just burn that despicable human, my lord, he's not defending himself against you right now anyway, right? We just happen to take advantage of the opportunity ......"
Shi An thought about it.
Mu Hang's long silvery hair and eyelashes flashed in her mind, and she thought about her eyes, which were as bright as sapphires.
He shook his head, "No."
Big Eyes: "Why!"
Shi An honestly said, "Can't give it up."
This was his future collection, a precious treasure to be placed in the left paw position and circled with the tip of his tail!
There's no way to keep it preserved in its fullest and prettiest form if you burn it.
Eyeball: "......"
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
It covered its eyes sadly, and large teardrops crackled down, as if it were an underage girl whose heart had been broken.
The Demon Worm wore a gloating expression.
It looked to Shi An and comforted, "Actually, you don't have to worry too much, my lord, this matter is not as serious as you think."
Shi An was expressionless, "Yeah?"
What a simple, pure, wholesome relationship they were supposed to have between the dragon and the collection, the dragonslayer and the prey!
As a result, now ...... actually become a couple without realizing it?
It's too bad. It's so wrong.
Shi An felt as if she was going to crack again just thinking about it.
Devil Worm: "No, no, no, that's not what I meant."
Shi An cocked his head in confusion, "What does that mean?"
Devil Worm cleared his throat and said:
"I know that before fully recovering your strength and officially going to war with the humans, you are not ready to reveal your identity for the time being, and there is no way to dissolve your relationship through this method, but, according to my understanding of the humans, your relationship right now is very unstable, at best you can only talk about the ambiguous period, I guess, and it's still very easy to want to break it off!"
It continued chestily, "So if you ask me, why don't you just find a random excuse and then just state that you're not right for each other!"
That's how it played out in all those TV shows it secretly watched a while back anyway!
Shi An showed a thoughtful look.
Although magic worms are not very reliable most of the time, this ...... time is really a good idea.
Anyway, the words are not yet spoken, just now the quick and easy, just pull away ah!
"You're right."
Shi An nodded seriously, "Let's do it!"
A big stone finally fell to the ground, and sleep came again.
Shi An yawned, turned and climbed into the bed, burying herself within the bed made of gold and silver jewelry.
The center of the conversation went to bed.
The eyeballs didn't cry anymore, they just glared viciously at the demonic insect in front of them, and the demonic insect didn't give in and glared back ferociously, and the eyeballs were about to fight to a standstill.
Black Smoke: "......"
I'm really too lazy to talk my way out of this.
It floated back to its own little box, "snapped" the lid closed, two ears do not hear outside the window, just want to sleep.
The two demons underneath the whole thing were wide-eyed, and the atmosphere was once again tense.
*
The sun was sinking in the west before Shi An finally woke up with his eyes open.
He yawned and lazily sat up from his bed.
"My lord, you're awake!" Magic Worm rushed over at the first opportunity, "Would you like some water? Some snacks?"
Eyeball grimaced, "Bah, dogleg!"
It handed over a bouquet of flowers and praised in an aria-like tone, "Oh my lord, I haven't seen you in half a day, you are still as beautiful as ever! When you were a dragon you were so majestic and strong, even the sun was not as brilliant as your scales, and when you were a human, nothing in this world could compare to your eyes-"
The Demon Worm's expression twisted, "Bah, do it!"
One side of the eyeball's eyelid was swollen, and one side of the Demon Worm's cheek was bruised.
It looked like a vicious fight.
Shi An: "......"
You both look like you're a little sick to me.
He didn't bother with the two crazy demons in front of him, lifting the covers and getting out of bed.
Shi An reached for his cell phone and turned on the screen.
A few of the messages were from Wang Li Zhao She, who apparently learned that Shi An was now out of the hospital and sent messages of concern about his recovery.
There were also a couple of messages from Lin Yanming, who, in addition to the physical relationship, asked how soon Shi An would be able to return to class.
He was extremely worried, saying that it was very close to the first school year assessment, and that the official classification of their class was based on the results of the school year assessment, and earnestly advised Shi An to pay attention to it.
One was from Shi Rui. Shi An didn't even look at it and just hit the delete button.
The last one was from Mu Hang.
"Six-twenty, meet me at the door."
It was concise, with little extra redundant information, very much in his usual style.
Shi An glanced at the time.
It's now 6:12. Mu Hang should be here soon.
Before leaving, Shi An solemnly nodded to the three demons looking worriedly behind her, "Don't worry, guys."
It's too easy to pull straight ahead and stuff!
When I went downstairs, Mu Hang's car was really parked there.
He stood with his back against the door of the car, his long silver hair tied high behind his head, his eyelashes drooping serenely, looking as if he were a quiet statue.
Mu Hang raised his eyes and looked in the direction the footsteps had come from.
The afterglow of the setting sun gilded the slender form of the teenager with a light gold color, and a little red mark was imprinted on his white, soft cheeks as if he had just woken up from a nap.
Mu Hang walks up.
But unexpectedly, the teenager in front of him suddenly took a step back, pulling away the distance between the two of them.
Shi An lifted her eyes toward the man in front of her, serious:
"I don't like your coat."
It's black and not pretty at all.
Mu Hang : "......?"
Shi An said seriously, "I don't think we're a good match."
Mu Hang was stunned for a moment, then laughed softly.
He took a step forward with his long legs, instantly reducing the distance between them to a stone's throw.
Shi An: "????"
How is this not what I thought it would be?
The man lowered his eyes to gaze intently at him, his voice low and calm:
"Indeed."
Mu Hang stared at the teenager in front of him and said, "After all, you have my favorite ones."
Shi An: "......"
Wait, this doesn't seem to be going the right way?
He thought for a moment, trying to get the conversation back on track, and stammered, "So, I'll give it back to you then?"
Mu Hang leaned down and gave the teenager a peck on the corner of his lips:
"No need."
The man's blue eyes were gilded with a soft light of pale gold by the setting sun, as if they were burning fire jumping in the dark night.
His voice was low and husky, unruffled, with a slight hint of biting aggression.
Mu Hang said calmly:
"You can have this one too, if you want it."
Published at: 05/08/2024 02:00