Chapter 69: Two birds with one stone, in the face Hongming Chen Lanzhi Ding
Sixty-nine:
At the end of the countdown, the director blows the whistle and the unpacked stars rush to zipper up their suitcases and gather in front of the trail.
The director looked at the suitcases in their hands and, without saying a word, signaled them to go.
Then they stepped on the weeds and walked forward.
The mountain roads here are not easy to walk, not only are there a lot of weeds, but there are also a lot of small rocks, and the luggage is not very good on this kind of dirt road to pull.
Therefore, in less than half an hour, there were people with impatient expressions on their faces.
"How long is this going to take?"
"Why haven't they arrived yet."
"How long have we been gone."
Qing Ling looked at the watch on her wrist and calmly said, "25 minutes."
The people looked up and saw him with one hand in his pocket and one hand carrying a suitcase, walking steadily and without the slightest trace of annoyance.
Doesn't he even get tired? People wondered.
After an hour, they realized that he really wasn't tired!
"I can't walk anymore." Lanzhi Ding was the first to wail, "How much longer."
Qing Ling looked at her watch, "One hour and six minutes to departure."
The crowd couldn't believe it, how could an hour have passed, when the director said it would take hours to enter the mountain?
Everyone looked at each other with one head in their hands.
Suddenly, Lanzhi Ding came to Qing Ling's side, and said to him, "Ling Xiao, can we switch?"
He looked at Qing Ling's small suitcase, his voice was gentle, "This suitcase of mine is too heavy, and the roads here are not easy to walk, most of the time you always need someone to carry it, I can't carry it anymore, let's both switch suitcases."
Qing Ling glanced at her suitcase, champagne-colored and large.
He tried to lift it and was surprised, "What have you packed? So heavy."
"Just ordinary clothes that you feel heavy for a boy to lift, let alone me."
Qing Ling looked at her and thought that she could be really interesting. The director had said before that everyone was responsible for their own luggage, and that the mountain path would take three to five hours to walk, just to make them think about their own physical strength and give up unnecessary luggage.
She still ended up carrying such a large suitcase and tried to get someone to carry it for her.
Hiking for three or five hours is not easy, let alone weighted.
What's more, it was only 11:30, and who knew what else would be waiting for them when they got up the hill.
Plus ......
Qing Ling glanced at the other four boys not far away.
He and Lanzhi Ding neither know each other nor spoke yesterday.
He had been walking in front of Lanzhi Ding today, and she could find anyone more convenient than herself, especially Hongming Chen, with whom he had had a good conversation yesterday.
But she had traveled near and far, across all the people, and sent her request for help to him first.
The reason for this didn't need to be guessed, it wasn't because he thought he was a newcomer and was easy to bully.
Qing Ling looked at the champagne-colored suitcase in front of her and had a dark thought in her mind.
First, I'll give you a sweet point, and later, you'll know the pain.
He didn't hastily reject Lanzhi Ding, but instead laughed, "It's certainly fine for me to help you if you feel tired, Sister Ding, but this suitcase is a bit too heavy, and I definitely can't carry it all the way. So in a while, when I want to take a rest, we'll switch over first, and you can also go find someone else to help."
Lanzhi Ding, figuring that what happens later will happen later, and that she'll have her own way of getting Qing Ling to keep helping her, said, "Okay."
Qing Ling, as if he were a sweet, silly white man who knew nothing, exchanged suitcases with her and carried them away.
Lanzhi Ding followed him, thinking that he could be a real bully, newcomers being what they are.
Hongming Chen also laughed at this, thinking that the other party has two brushes, but I didn't expect that he would be so stupid as to help Lanzhi Ding to carry the suitcase.
Chen Yu With that kind of vision, he might as well be blind!
Luckily I ran early, or I would have been dragged down sooner or later.
Qing Ling had no idea what Lanzhi Ding and Hongming Chen were thinking behind him.
But he didn't need to know, he could have guessed that.
Mouse-eyed, well-situated, and like the mealy-mouthed, single-celled organisms.
He didn't have to make much effort to help Lanzhi Ding carry the suitcase for half an hour until it was time to go up the steps, and he was halfway up when he handed the suitcase to Lanzhi Ding.
"Sister Ding, I need to take a break, change back first."
Lanzhi Ding was reluctant, "It's only been a short time, Ling Xiao, please help me carry it a little longer."
Qing Ling deliberately shook off her hands and feigned tiredness, "Sister Ding, this box of yours is indeed a bit heavy, and I've just been going up the steps, so I really need to take a break first."
"I know Ling Xiao, you've worked hard, but I can't help it."
Qing Ling prided herself on not wanting to look at her innocently, "Sister Ding you could have let someone else help you first too."
Like a newcomer to the entertainment industry who knows nothing about it, he said innocently and sunny, "Like you just asked for my help, I'm sure everyone would love it!"
Lanzhi Ding: ......
Lanzhi Ding was silent.
With ten guests in the room, five men and five women, she naturally couldn't ask the girls for help, so she had to ask the boys.
However, if you look around, Shu Su is the most popular, the most popular, mother powder sister powder girlfriend powder three feet tripod, full of protective children! If she dares to let Shu Su help her carry the box, Shu Su fans will dare to tear her into a hand-torn cabbage in the forums and microblogging.
Hongming Chen's popularity is a bit weaker than Shu Su's, but her girlfriend's fans are so crazy that they will tear down any actress who comes close to Hongming Chen, and if she dares to go to Hongming Chen, Hongming Chen's fans will also tear her apart.
The rest of the group, Boming Ji and Jiaxu Qi, are about as popular as she is, but they can't even help her when they have to take care of themselves.
From what I've seen, Qing Ling is the only one who can.
Just ......
Lanzhi Ding looked at Qing Ling, she didn't expect Qing Ling to just say that she should find someone else.
She had already thought of something to say, but Qing Ling spoke up first and told her to find someone else.
It was also said in a very natural and sincere way, as if it was really helping her to figure out what to do.
At this point, if she insists on asking Qing Ling to help her, Qing Ling will definitely be reluctant and the audience will inevitably think that she is bullying Qing Ling.
Lanzhi Ding thought it wouldn't work, but she didn't want to mention it herself, so she had to be silent.
Qing Ling secretly laughed in her heart, thinking what are you going to do now?
He was far more thoughtful than Lanzhi Ding. Lanzhi Ding had asked for his help before, and with such a long road ahead of her, she couldn't possibly go all the way, she had to ask for help again.
But to whom?
Find him again and all he has to do is act surprised and ask why she didn't go to someone else, and Netflix will see that there's something fishy going on.
If she didn't go to him and went to someone else, the other guy would just get sick of her and the other guy's fans would hate her.
She's going to be hated any way she does it.
Qing Ling was ready to take her suitcase and leave in a happy mood when she saw Hongming Chen approaching.
"Why don't you leave?" Hongming Chen asked.
"Nothing." Lanzhi Ding said.
Hongming Chen glanced at Lanzhi Ding, then looked at Qing Ling and deliberately said, "Is the box too heavy? Ling Xiao you are also, you a boy, help Sister Ding carry a little box and so what, how so petulant, Sister Ding is your senior it."
Qing Ling almost didn't laugh out loud when she heard that.
A head delivered to the door is not cut for nothing!
Bai Ling You watch out, brother will show you today, what is the real Lian Bai flower.
Your kind of acting skills that instantly make it obvious that the b*tch is up to no good are just weak, really Lian Bai , lies in being white without letting the others know, Lian and gaining the approval of the others.
He looked at Hongming Chen with a simple face, his words revealing innocence and naivety, as pure as the snow in the north and the water in the south.
"No Brother Chen, I was just too tired and wanted to rest, and Sister Ding didn't know who she should go to for help, so that's why we stopped. It's just as well that you're here, Sister Ding, you don't have to think about it now, Brother Chen will definitely be willing to help you."
He smiled innocently and harmlessly, with some trust and adoration, "After all, just now, Brother Chen unaccountably thought that I was unwilling to help and blamed me for it."
Hongming Chen: ????
No, where is this going? Why would he help Lanzhi Ding? He doesn't want to help Lanzhi Ding with the suitcase, okay?
Lanzhi Ding was also confused, she didn't dare to ask Hongming Chen to help her carry her suitcase!
Qing Ling didn't care how they bit each other, Lanzhi Ding had to be uncomfortable whether Hongming Chen mentioned it or not.
It's not comfortable for her to mention it, on her own.
Mentioning it, she was alarmed, and she was uncomfortable with the possibility of being scolded afterward.
As for Hongming Chen, the same applies.
Hongming Chen is probably not feeling well physically or mentally.
Without mentioning it, with this kind of help from himself in front of him, and with the words he just chided himself with in the back, if he still dared not to mention it, Hongming Chen's black fans could be the first to jump out and make a black post.
Killing two birds with one stone, Qing Ling was satisfied, took her own suitcase, and said to the duo with bad expressions, "Get going, we're all behind."
After saying that, he chased after them with a sunny face and a brisk step.
Behind him, Hongming Chen and Lanzhi Ding are looking at each other in disbelief.
The two people mentally swiped a pop-up sentence at the same time: regret, the mood right now is regret.
Hongming Chen regretted why he had to say so much, why he had to come over on purpose, didn't he come over to see Qing Ling's joke? Why did he have to help this kind of pretentious thing to force to carry the suitcase!
Lanzhi Ding, on the other hand, is regretting why she brought so many things and asked Qing Ling to help her, which is great, as Hongming Chen's girlfriend's fans are so crazy, she might get scolded for what she did!
At the end of the day, Hongming Chen still helped Lanzhi Ding to carry the box. There was no way that he could not hit himself in the face right after he had said something like that.
He traded his case to Lanzhi Ding.
Lanzhi Ding was on the verge of tears when he lifted it, "I can't lift it."
It's literally not lifting at all, not a hint of water.
Hongming Chen: ......
Hongming Chen could only use one suitcase in each hand to walk up the steps with all his strength, cursing Lanzhi Ding's stupidity as he walked.
Lanzhi Ding was also scared to death, following him and asking, "Little Chen are you tired, if you can't lift it, give it to me."
Hongming Chen was tired, of course, but what he had just taught Qing Ling was still fresh in his mind.
He's just stupid enough to know that face saving has to be done.
If he leaves it at this point, isn't he not helping Lanzhi Ding? Isn't that a slap in his own face?
Hongming Chen cursed Lanzhi Ding two more times in his heart! You're so pretentious! Pussy! You're such a smart ass! If you can't carry it, what the hell are you doing with such a big box?
But he had average stamina in the end, and by the time the stairs were finished, he was exhausted.
Lanzhi Ding took the box and thanked him.
Hongming Chen was too tired to care about expression management and said with a not-so-good face, "It's fine."
It's just that his face doesn't quite look like he's okay.
Lanzhi Ding Inexplicably a little worried about what will happen when it airs.
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Published at: 04/28/2024 14:00