I'm so girly.
Looking at those cute emoticons to Huaizhi, I felt that it was more of a headache than reading the previous high math problems. Don't say it, this person's hand speed is quite fast, and he can send out so many emoticons in a few seconds.
[Team] Heart to Heart: didn't see it.
After sending it, he said, "You tease her again and go down the book yourself later."
Lu Hang : "...... Aren't you chatting on WeChat? Eyes growing on your forehead?"
[Team] Xiao Tian Jing: That's good. [Crying]
[Team] Heart to Heart: Get ready, it's almost time for the boss.
Jing Huan sat up straight and pulled out the Nine-Tailed Fairy Fox.
[Team] Tian Jing: I'm ready brother ^^^
Lu Hang : "Yo, she still has the Nine-tailed Immortal Fox. Why didn't she pull it out when she killed the Demon King before."
To Huaizhi: "The Demon King does massive damage throughout the game, so the summoned beasts can't avoid it and pull it out to die?"
"Also ......" Lu Hang said, "I heard that she bought this number for tens of thousands of dollars as well, so it seems that she is still a little rich."
All the scenes and characters in Nine Heroes are very beautiful, and so are the summoned beasts, so players usually summon them to show off besides fighting. Lu Hang and his two nannies summoned their beasts early, Lu Hang's beast is a plum blossom deer and the other two nannies are holding rabbits.
Jing Huan put down the water cup, see the heart yearning for slow pull out ...... a flower?
To be precise, it was a giant, tightly packed pink flower. The flower stood in place for two seconds, then suddenly bloomed, revealing the flower fairy inside, who was small and cute, sitting in the center of the flower, shaking her head, and glowing with light around her.
...... What kind of pompous windy summoned beast is this.
[Team] Xiao Tian Jing : Wow 0.0! What kind of summoned beast is this, so cute!
[Team] Road: Haha, do not recognize normal, this is the legendary level of the summoned beast ah, Xuanxing Flower Fairy, damage attribute is very high, the whole service only this one oh.
Lean.
Jing Huan was suddenly sour.
How good is this man's numbered goods? Even a Legendary Summoned Beast can hatch?
[Team] Xiao Tian Jing :Brother is really great, rubbing>. <.
Jing Huan said, turning off the auto-follow, the game character walked up to Heart's Desire and used the "Rubbing Ou Qi" maneuver.
Little Tian Jing was seen leaning in and rubbing herself affectionately against Heart's Desire's shoulder several times.
To Huaizhi: "......"
He fire-tapped the boss's dialog box and cut into the fight, forcing an end to her movements.
Just as they met, the Water Demon gave them a full map ranged damage, and Jing Huan slammed down half of his blood. He hadn't picked up his gear yet, and was the one who got hit the hardest. The other four had most of their blood left, especially Lu Long Long, who looked like he had only lost 5% of his blood.
It seems that the Roadrunner account isn't poorly equipped.
"Lu, give me a damage buff." killing the BOSS would not have the leisure to take the time to type, and opened the microphone directly to Huaizhi, "All pay attention to your own blood level, the milkmaid replenishes Little Tian Jing, Little Tian Jing ..." he paused, "You defend. ." he paused, "You defend."
Most of the bosses in the game are anti-block, Fox Fairy Cave skill is equal to half of the waste, and the blood pool is not good to hit, it is better to defend, can resist half of the damage.
"Ah ......" Jing Huan paused, thinking he'd misheard, "My defense?"
Jing Huan used to play a physical damage sect, the team down the PK to rely on him to output, in his perception, let him defense, is to look down on him.
"Defense." Huaizhi didn't say much.
"...... Well then brother." Jing Huan pressed the defense in shame.
Lu Hang followed his words and buffed Huaizhi, who stabbed the boss with his sword and blew up the boss for 13,000 damage.
Jing Huan's eyes went straight as he watched.
He now really wanted to see the attributes of the Divine Artifact in his Heart's Desire's hand.
But the state of the battle didn't allow him to think much.
Only to see the Water Demon unleash his skills again, directly aiming at Little Tian Jing, who had the least amount of blood in the entire field, and a Water Flood came over, and most of his blood level dropped again.
Jing Huan instantly put a pool of blood at his feet and milked it.
To Huaizhi, his remaining light glanced at his blood level and spoke again to emphasize, "Nurse, add blood."
The team's two milkmaids, however, stood in the corner of the map as if they hadn't heard them, not moving, and even their summoned beasts stood dumbfounded next to them.
"Hey, what's going on ......" Lu Hang hurriedly replenished a defense buff to Little Tian Jing, "Is the nurse there?"
No one responded. Lu Hang "lean" sound: "finished, these two people are probably hanging ...... what to do, run?"
Jing Huan : "But if we run, they'll be killed by the boss, right?"
"At this time there is still the heart to worry about other people ...... The two of them are also really, obviously know that they are about to kill the BOSS, why are they still hanging out." Lu Hang muttered a few words in a low voice, then asked, "Old Xiang, what now?"
Fox Fairy Cave's blood pool skill has a CD length, put once have to wait for twenty seconds, and then I guess the blood has not yet replenished it, the little Tian Jing will die.
Neither of the two nannies are there, and there's no way to save them when they're dead.
"It's fine, continue." Turning calmly to Huaizhi, he swept a glance at the milkmaid and said, "You put a defense buff on my summoned beast."
Lu Hang didn't ask many questions and neatly added defense buffs to the Xuan Xing Flower Fairy.
The most annoying thing about the Water Demon BOSS is that it will lock on to the player with the lowest blood level in the entire field to attack, and it is a must-hit skill that can't be avoided. Jing Huan took a look at his own blood level, and barely gave it a second thought: "It's okay, you guys should be able to kill it, don't worry about me, I don't have a lot of money with me, so I won't be able to lose too much gold if I die!"
Just finished speaking, the BOSS skill is about to hit him again, at the same time, the Xuanxing Flower Fairy by the side of the heart, rushed to the small Tian Jing in front of him, to help him block off most of the damage.
"Shit, you actually used Flower Fairy to block damage ...... Waste!" Lu Hang couldn't help but say, "Flower Fairy output it, I'll use the deer to help her block."
"How many hits can your deer take?" Asked Huaizhi rhetorically.
Lu Hang's Elk is the same as Jing Huan's Nine-Tailed Fox, high damage, low blood, no comparison to Xuan Xing Hua Xian, one block and you're on the ground.
"...... line it."
Jing Huan also didn't expect Xiang Huaizhi to block him with a summoned beast, and froze for most of the time before he remembered to open his mouth, "Thank you brother, oooh, it's all because I'm too good at this ......"
To Huaizhi: "Uh-huh."
Jing Huan: "......"
I was just being casually modest and it got you attached?
Lu Hang was itching to listen, "Jing Huan Jing, you should compliment me too, look at how many layers of buffs I've put on you."
Jing Huan : "Thank you." Official and deadpan.
At this time, Heart's Desire once again gave the BOSS a bludgeon, looking at the bright red huge damage numbers, Jing Huan immediately frantically output: "Brother is great! Brother, go for it! Brother, charge! Hit it in the head!"
Lu Hang: "......" Fuck, he didn't think to Huaizhi to call out little Tian Jing, but he really came to cheer.
Five minutes later, the BOSS blood plummeted, and saw that it was about to get angry, and when it did, it would do the same thing as the opening, once again, full-map ranged damage, and then targeting to kill people, and the damage skyrocketed.
Jing Huan looked at the bloodstain and thought to himself, "It's going to be over, he might not be able to take it this time.
Just before the BOSS got angry, Heart to Heart suddenly stopped attacking.
Heart's Desire used Red Pearl Restoration on Tian Jing.
Recovering blood beads, high level medicines, Jing Huan saw his blood bar being fed all at once.
Lu Hang thoroughly confused: "Hey not ...... dozens of dollars of medicine you just casually throw? A copy is just as far as ...... And she won't necessarily die."
To Huaizhi: "Insurance."
The Water Demon used its full map ranged damage again, and Jing Huan just looked back to see that the Water Demon that had been facing him suddenly turned around and switched its target of attack - after taking this Blood Restoration Bead, his blood level was no longer the lowest in the team.
The Boss targets one of the team's milkmaid this time - Love is Split You.
Love is divided you eat startled, subconsciously want to hide, but then immediately reacted - she has hung up for most of the day, this time to come back ...... I am afraid that it is a little too obvious.
So she could only stand stupidly and let the BOSS attack.
Just when she thought she was bound to die, the Nine-Tailed Fairy Fox suddenly leapt in front of her and helped her block the damage, followed closely by Little Tian Jing leaping high into the air and placing a pool of blood at her feet.
Two minutes later, Heart's Desire shattered the Water Demon with a sword, and the battle ended with all surviving.
[Team] Tian Jing Jr.: [Sighs] Scared to death, I thought we were going to perish.
[Team] Xiao Tian Jing :Thanks for taking me to brush up on this, brother God of War~[Flying Kisses]
[Team] Heart's Desire: By the way.
[Team] Love is Splitting Your Food: ......
[Team] Love is to share your food: just now I had an emergency here, did not have time to come back, sorry ah ......
[Team] Road to the top: It's fine, just kill it.
[Team] Xiao Tian Jing :Brother God of War, can we still work together from now on?
[Team] Xiao Tian Jing : I'll buy the equipment and won't be such a dish anymore!
[Team] Xiao Tian Jing: [Please]
To Huaizhi. I haven't had a chance to type yet.
[Team] Road to the top: OK, I'll call you later!
After posting this, Lu Hang immediately said, "These two nannies are too unreliable, dropping the chain at critical moments, it would be better to bring little Tian Jing, who can still nag us when she's bored."
Toward Huaizhi nodded the mouse, "As you wish."
[Team] Little Tian Jing: Does Brother War God agree too? [Crying]
[Team] Road to the top: Of course, he's very easy-going, but we're going down to the book irregularly, so how can I contact you then?
[Team] Lu Long Long: How about adding a wechat?
WeChat?
Jing Huan was stunned, finally remembered what he had missed, and opened WeChat in a panic to take a look--
His WeChat name is "Look what you Jing did".
The microsoft avatar is Kirby.
Basketball court in the background of the circle of friends.
...... This is fucking, how is it not like loli moe girl microsoft ah!
[Team] Road to the top: ?
[Team] Road to the top: Hanging up again?
[Team] Little Tian Jing: No no no!
[Team] Xiao Tian Jing: My cell phone is not around yet, you send me your micro-signal, I'll add you later [touches head].
[Team] Road to the top: Okay, luhang123.
Jing Huan wrote down Lu Hang's cell phone number and was thinking of what to do when a message popped up on the page.
"Love is a meal." "Add you as a friend.
[Friend] Love is Splitting Your Food: ...... in?
[Friend] Little Tian Jing: [nods] In it.
[Friend] Love is to share your food: I'm sorry I didn't milk you just now.
[Friend] Xiao Tian Jing: Ah, it's okay, you don't have to come and apologize to me specifically.
[Friends] Love is split between you: ...... Anyway, I'm sorry [tears].
[Friend] Love is Splitting Your Food: If you need any help in the future, you can call me.
Jing Huan wondered why this girl, who had been so indifferent to him before, had suddenly become enthusiastic.
But it doesn't matter.
[Friend] Xiao Tian Jing: Ah, really?
[好友]小 Tian Jing :I have something to ask for your help right now!
[Buddy] Love is Splitting Your Food: You say.
[Friend] Xiao Tian Jing: Can we add a wechat?
A few minutes later, Jing Huan picked up his cell phone and searched for the WeChat of Love Is Splitting Your Food.
He thought about it, before adding the road long distance WeChat, he had to modify the WeChat profile, at least like a female it. But there are not many women in his WeChat friends, in addition to family members are teachers, there is no reference.
Luckily, here's a ready-made one.
Soon, the search results came back.
WeChat name: Cursing my love beans to death [horse head]
The avatar is Hong Sae-hyun, with the words, "You're a slut.
What's wrong with you?
He searched wrong?
Jing Huan searched again by micro-signal, and there was still this one "scolding my love beans to death [horse head]".
He hesitated and clicked into her friend circle. It was a good thing the other person was set to allow strangers to view ten photos, so they didn't need to add a friend to see them.
The bio below the avatar reads: [Sight-raping your ancestors again?]
"......" Jing Huan silently scrolls down.
Circle of Friends #1: [Shabbies are so funny, telling me not to blow up my own favorite bean, do you want me to blow up your [horse head]? [Question]]
The second article: [Nine warriors new what broken fashion, wear like fat Nima twenty pounds! The artisan can't get out of the way and let me on [OK]?
Article 3: [It's 9102, why do I still meet the dating Low Pussy man who told me to quit my job and go home to teach my children? And make me pay half a million dollars dowry? Keys are three dollars a piece, ten dollars for three, do you fucking deserve it?]]
Jing Huan: "......"
Speechless for a long time, he turned off the other party's WeChat and returned to look at his profile and circle of friends.
...... I'm so girly.
Published at: 05/06/2024 04:00