Not too big eyes, but quite a flirt.

Due to his posture, Jing Huan turned his head and could only see his opponent's ears.

They were close enough that he could still smell the faint, soapy scent of the other man.

"No thanks." The man behind him said, "Can you get up now?"

Jing Huan was stunned, and only dared to stand up straight after making sure the cockroach had run out of sight.

"Sorry about that." He turned around and finally got a good look at the unlucky classmate he had bumped into.

Single eyelid, high nose, wearing a black t-shirt, and standing level with him on steps lower than his.

Jing Huan stared at the boy's face for a few seconds before remembering to ask, "So what, I didn't hurt you, did I?"

"No." To Huaizhi, who also looked at him a bit more.

This boy has strangely long eyelashes.

"That's good, I just didn't stand still." Jing Huan was sorry to say she was frightened by the bug.

To Huaizhi who actually watched the whole thing and got a good look at his pot dumping pose. He nods, "Uh, can you move over?"

Now Jing Huan takes one side and his pot takes the other, almost blocking the building.

"Oh, good." Jing Huan immediately stepped aside to make room for the pot, a pot that he was unlikely to touch again anyway.

Xiang Huaizhi was about to go upstairs when he was grabbed by his shirt.

"Classmate, wait." Jing Huan said, "I just hit you pretty hard, so if you feel uncomfortable later, look for me in room 312."

Nodding to Huaizhi, "Got it."

After seeing her benefactor leave, Jing Huan stares at the pot on the ground, worried about what to do, when she looks up and meets the eyes of two acquaintances.

Gao Zixiang and Lu Wenhao were standing on the third-floor balcony, looking at him through the stairwell window, not knowing how long they had been looking, and when Jing Huan found them, they subconsciously tried to hide.

Jing Huan gave a cry and raised his hand, pointing first at Gao Zixiang and then at Lu Wenhao.

-You, and you.

Then he put his hands together and made a throat-swiping motion around his neck.

- - all have to die.

Lu Wenhao: "......"

Gao Zixiang : "......"

The two men put their heads against the guardrail railing and clunked their heads.

In the end, it was the housekeeper aunt who heard the commotion and came over to confiscate the pot, and also warned Jing Huan a few times, saying that the school strictly prohibits students from cooking in the dormitory.

The food was all bought, and if it wasn't cooked tonight it would go bad, Jing Huan stood on the staircase for most of the day relieving herself before moving her steps toward the kiosk outside the school gates.

After I bought the pot, I opened the door to my dorm room and saw a simple dining table full of raw meat and vegetables that had been cleaned and cut up on plates, and a full glass of beer, the one belonging to Jing Huan, with a caraway adorning the rim of the glass.

"Big brother, you're back." Gao Zixiang quickly walked to the door and assumed a welcoming posture, "Little brothers have been waiting for you for a long time!"

Lu Wenhao stood right next to the table, "Welcome big brother to your seat!"

Jing Huan That little bit of gas ran out long ago on the road, "...... Stupid."

The three said on WeChat, Jing Huan buy food and wine, they are responsible for washing dishes, this is their fault, Gao Zixiang should be justified: "Yes, yes, yes, we are idiots. Sit down, don't get angry, Wenhao and I can't afford to pay for it."

Jing Huan laughed, "Come on, get up and take your seat."

The three men took their seats.

Thinking of that scene just now, Lu Wenhao is still scared: "Damn, this broken dormitory staircase steps so high, if you really fall down, fall out of something, then I can only use my body to do it."

Jing Huan : "Don't, just lose money, I'm not interested in 36D."

"That's just right, I don't want to rub it for you either." Lu Wenhao poured the hot pot base into it, "But Xiang Huaizhi is pretty awesome, he can stand so steadily when you hit him like that, didn't you say his leg was hurt?"

Gao Zixiang : "How long ago was that, I guess I recovered long ago."

Jing Huan: "To Huaizhi? Who?"

"The man who saved your life, the man standing behind you." Gao Zixiang handed him the chili, "You don't know him?"

Jing Huan thought for a moment, "Is he from our department?"

"No, he's from the next department, a junior, he moved to our building this semester, he lives above us in 522." Gao Zixiang said, "Oh yeah, you don't go to the basketball court at the west gate often, so I guess you haven't met him. He's fucking great at basketball."

"It is said that it is still the school bully to come, the key ......" Lu Wenhao dragged a long tone, "the person looks particularly handsome, my school Yunyun man, I thought you know."

"I'm sorry, but I'm the only one I know who's the man of the hour at my school." The spicy soup in the pot was already boiling, Jing Huan had specially bought a different pot from the previous one, so he finally had some appetite. He said as he picked up a piece of tripe and put it in to shabu-shabu.

"Stinky fart." Gao Zixiang laughed at him, but didn't retort, "So, Windjammer, what the hell are you coming back to play Nine Heroes with us?"

Jing Huan motioned, "Why are you talking about this all of a sudden?"

"Where's the suddenness, we previously agreed that the three of us would go together to play All-Service PK, and it hasn't materialized for over a year!" Gao Zixiang remembered something, "And I've heard that this year, there will be an increase in the particularly awesome All-Service PK rewards."

Jing Huan: "Where did you hear that?"

"My helpers know people inside the game."

This kind of news is always false, Jing Huan didn't care and said, "I'll tell you later, I don't have time these days."

Gao Zixiang nods, "If I hadn't seen your class schedule, I'd almost believe it."

"Really not available."

"So tell me, what are you busy with?"

Busy picking up Zha Nan.

Jing Huan took a sip of wine: "Anyway, it's just busy, let's talk about it afterward."

After eating and drinking, Jing Huan repeatedly warned them not to lend out the pot before leaving the dormitory.

He had just taken two steps when he ghosted upstairs to 522.

I saw a colorful pair of underwear drying on the clothesline outside the door of the 522 dormitory, Jing Huan squinted his eyes and looked closely to see that the underpants were painted with a variety of postures of Pikachu.

...... Can t see it, his benefactor s eyes are not big, and the person is quite slutty.

--

Jing Huan came home and just turned on the game when the friend messages kept flashing.

[Friend] Genki Mosquito: Good news, sister!

[Friend] Xiao Tian Jing: Huh?

[Friend] Genki Mosquito: Leisure Pavilion isn't after you anymore!

Jing Huan froze and looked around, only to realize that the familiar faces that usually came to squat on him right after he went online were not there today.

[Friend] Xiao Tian Jing: Why ah.

[好友]元气小蚊香:额......这个我也不太清楚,帮主直接发的帮派公告,说是让我们齐心协力收集材料,别把时间浪费在你身上了。

Jing Huan The corner of her mouth twitched, who was wasting whose time anyway?

But this was good, he had business to attend to now, and being hunted down was indeed troublesome.

He went to do two daily quests outside the city, and the journey was so smooth that he was even a little uncomfortable.

[Friend] Way to go: In?

[Friend] Xiao Tian Jing: Yes, what's up?

[Friends] Road to the top: down to the book? Twenty people, and your sweetheart is there too.

[Friend] Xiao Tian Jing: To come!!!!

[Friend] Tian Jing: [Cheers] Where to meet?

"All present and accounted for," Lu Hang said, "Come on, Yue Lao, gather up."

When Huaizhi flew to Yue Lao, he saw the little Tian Jing beside Yue Lao.

He didn't say anything and applied for admission to the book.

[Hearts yearning to join the Second Prince in marrying a copy of his wife.]

[Little Tian Jing joins the second prince in marrying a copy of his wife.]

[Team] Road to the top: are you all set? ok I'll open the book.

[Team] Love Is Splitting Your Food: 1

[Team] nativity chi chi tao tao: ......1

[Team] Chun Xiao:.

[Team] Xiang Si disregard:.

[Team] Xiao Tian Jing: ......0x0

The rest of the group couldn't help but mentally exclaim what a fucking death train this was!

...... These guys aren't going to do it and fight, are they?

[团队]路迢迢迢:先说好,爆高级材料要给团员分红,爆好东西摇骰,有异议的现在可以退团。

This was the default rule for large copies, and after half a minute, when no one spoke, meaning there was no objection, Lu Hang opened the copy.

This copy must use the "mysterious invitation" to trigger, get the "mysterious invitation" all depends on luck, sometimes brush the copy will have a very small chance of dropping, Lu Hang afternoon just burst out of the invitation, on the fire to open the brush.

The copy was not very difficult, but the process was very trivial, and worrying that the passersby were unreliable, he looked for people on his friends list.

The team's chat channel was mesmerizingly silent, no one spoke. The first ring of the replica was a single-player quest to find things, and the twenty people quickly finished it, switching straight to the next round of quests.

Just after entering the portal, Jing Huan's game interface changed violently, and he was dragged to a special scene outside the Second Prince's mansion.

[Door guard: "Little Tian Jing "Sir, you look very unfamiliar! In that case, since you claim to be the second son's husband, let me quiz you.

Jing Huan, who had never done this before because he was bored, clicked "Yes!" without any defense. He unguardedly clicked the "Yes!" option.

[Door guard: What type of garbage do wet wipes belong to?]

Jing Huan: "......"

Jing Huan: "?"

This crap game is way too up to date.

The headset is quiet, everyone may be lazy, or perhaps they know that someone in the team has a disagreement with Xiao Tian Jing, and they don't dare to go to break this strange atmosphere, the voice channel of the copy team has no one to speak, and no one prompted him.

Jing Huan scanned the answers and breathed a sigh of relief; luckily, the answers were obvious.

He chose "wet garbage" without hesitation.

[Door guards: Come on! Get rid of this impostor!

Jing Huan: "??"

[Team] Love is Splitting Your Food: Wet Wipes are Dry Garbage ......

[Team] Xiao Tian Jing: ......?

[Team] Little Tian Jing: How did you know what I picked [Shocked]

[Team] Road to the Top: This is a randomized session, where one player is arbitrarily selected for the challenge, and the rest of the players wait in place.

[Team] Xiao Tian Jing: ......

[Team] Little Tian Jing: What does that mean?

[Team] Roads: Yes, we're all watching you. But it's okay, there's no limit to the number of times you can answer this question, so cheer up.

[Team] Little Tian Jing: ............ good yet! [Smiles]

[Door guard: May I ask how many items you have sought in the first ring of the copy?

a.71

b. 99 pieces

c.69 pieces

d. Video playback]

Who remembers that? Jing Huan just clicked on the video replay.

[Door guard: no replay! Come on people! Get rid of this impostor!

Jing Huan took a deep breath.

What's the name of the maiden who waited for her lover's return at the River Stream?

Liuxi River Jing Huan knows that it's a wild map in the Nine Warriors, and that does have a teenage girl NPC.

What's it called?

Just in case, Jing Huan went to Baidu and saw the word "Liu Daniang" at a glance. In order not to waste everyone's time, he quickly cut back to the game and clicked on the "Liu Daniang" option.

[Door guards: Come on! Get rid of this impostor!

Jing Huan : "......?!!!"

[Team] Xiang Si disregard: this question you can answer as Liu Damiang? Didn't you see the word "maiden"? Are you doing this on purpose? Are you trying to burn our cards? [Question]

What's going on? Baidu's crap?

Jing Huan Cut back to the web page to take a look.

[Netizen answer: First, we first exclude the option of "Liu Daniang", after all, the age does not match.

????

You're going to have a strong fucking wave of analysis for a problem that you can tell by going to the wild card map and glancing at it?

[Team] Xiang Si Defiant: I'd like to see you get the first few questions right.

If you're good, you go!

Jing Huan huffed and puffed and nodded down the guards at the door.

[Door guards: What's the next line in the phrase, "Flying down 3,000 feet?"]

...... finally met someone who would.

Jing Huan couldn't help but whisper and break his voice as he reminisced, "Flying down 3,000 feet ......"

"Not as good as Wren sent me love." The familiar voice came through the headphones with a hint of teasing flavor.

Yeah, yeah, that's it.

Jing Huan subconsciously followed these words and made a corresponding choice.

[Door guards: Come on! Get rid of this impostor!

[Team] Love is Splitting Your Food: ......

[Team] Chun Xiao: ......

[Team] Xiang Si defies: ......

[Team] nativity chi chi tao tao: ......

To Huaizhi, he gave a very short laugh, "...... You really believe that?"

Jing Huan: "......"

And what type of crap are you?

Published at: 05/11/2024 04:00